Barbers are retards + importance of t-shirt color

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1) black > any other color tshirt
regarding dark brown hair (me)
Today, I was at barber looked like shit with white my t-shirt, he gave me this "black coat" for anti-small-cut-hair (dont speak english)
and I looked fcking 10xxx better

2) barber are retards, dont know why, but they ALWAYS want SHORT SIDES - like crazy, you want barrett hairstyle - screw it - short sides
Bitch was also surprised that I want "classic longer haircut" not as "most youth" - some short buzzcut fades meme
Be careful, 90% ppl look better in longer hair
 
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If you want to have longer hair styled go to a female hairdresser they know how to handle longhair 100000x times better than some schmuck we only knows how to do buzzcut fades
 
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you need a hair STYLIST not a nigger barber who does zoomer zero fades
 
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salons not barber’s is the way to go
 
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If you want to have longer hair styled go to a female hairdresser they know how to handle longhair 100000x times better than some schmuck we only knows how to do buzzcut fades
Buzzcuck fade
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Imagine going to barbershop as blackpilled man 😂😂😂

JFL at not going to stylist
 
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true, delon would NEVER
Last time I went to a barbershop was a year ago and I never wanted to go back with their shitty low class fade

I got to a stylist who is not very expensive as others but he understand what I want and only use high quality scissors

And after all I got more compliments on my hair after making this big switch
 
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Imagine going to barbershop as blackpilled man 😂😂😂

JFL at not going to stylist
plot twist:
I was at barber trainming center, cut by female hairdresser, paid 0
so thats why I dont chose stylist $
of course i didnt agree to go with meme haircut, just had to cut as little as possible to beach could train
 
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plot twist:
I was a barber trainming center, cut by female hairdresser, paid 0
so thats why I dont chose stylist $
of course i didnt agree to go with meme haircut, just had to cut as little as possible to beach could train
Summer started a few days ago operation virginity has begun
 
hair is cope its all about bone structure
 
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Summer started a few days ago operation virginity has begun
of course it did, haircut was a part of a plan, still give myself time to 30th of August
if i dont lose in my country, im going to sea to bang this:
Th3
 
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I am a barber. Trust me it can be a bitch to find someone good to cut your hair. The reason why every barber wants to go short on the sides is because its quicker, which means more cuts and more money at the end of the day. I charge $40 to $60 a cut and I can spend up to an hour on a cut. Compare that to a shop that charges 16 and they will give you 15 minute cut. That's why you need to go to a shop whether salon or barber shop that charges a bit more.
 
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I work in a barbershop. The reason why we don’t do “long hair” is because we have an overhead boss who yells at us whenever we take more than 25 minutes on a haircut.

If you ask for long hair I’ll say “is it ok if I use a number 8 around the ear?” And then I’ll take the number 8 up the sides and taper it in with shorter guards.

long haircuts are challenging to do in a short time because we need to cut it section by section then thin it out/texturize it.

its true, a salon is better because they dedicate an hour and usually you need to book over the phone. Barber is great for short sides or skin fades
 
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I am a barber. Trust me it can be a bitch to find someone good to cut your hair. The reason why every barber wants to go short on the sides is because its quicker, which means more cuts and more money at the end of the day. I charge $40 to $60 a cut and I can spend up to an hour on a cut. Compare that to a shop that charges 16 and they will give you 15 minute cut. That's why you need to go to a shop whether salon or barber shop that charges a bit more.
I work in a barbershop. The reason why we don’t do “long hair” is because we have an overhead boss who yells at us whenever we take more than 25 minutes on a haircut.

If you ask for long hair I’ll say “is it ok if I use a number 8 around the ear?” And then I’ll take the number 8 up the sides and taper it in with shorter guards.

long haircuts are challenging to do in a short time because we need to cut it section by section then thin it out/texturize it.

its true, a salon is better because they dedicate an hour and usually you need to book over the phone. Barber is great for short sides or skin fades
you are experts, please help me with that (even with faking this):
 
I have always praised that longer hair, especially sides > short hair, fade

.....But actually after my last haircut, I think I actually look better even tho the stylist cut my hair shorter than what i usually prefer, sides and top. (Probably considered long/medium for alot of people here)
But because I still have a good hairline, it sort of helped the symmetry of my face. I get way more IOIs now too, especially from milfs.

Having short sides, or a fade (if your skull is half decent) looks more NT and less tryhard. Long sides can also make you look like a PSL autist sometimes. at least for me.

One other thought I have been flirting with lately on why fades actually might be good:
Girls tend to THINK that fades are attractive (in their head: having a fade=attractive), so you can sort of trick them into thinking ur more attractive than u are. this is hard to explain but i can explain it better on request if u dont understand
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also remember that bitches quite often care more about how attractive they think their friends will perceive you over how attractive they personally find u sometimes
 
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I have always praised that longer hair, especially sides > short hair, fade

.....But actually after my last haircut, I think I actually look better even tho the stylist cut my hair shorter than what i usually prefer, sides and top. (Probably considered long/medium for alot of people here)
But because I still have a good hairline, it sort of helped the symmetry of my face. I get way more IOIs now too, especially from milfs.

Having short sides, or a fade (if your skull is half decent) looks more NT and less tryhard. Long sides can also make you look like a PSL autist sometimes. at least for me.

One other thought I have been flirting with lately on why fades actually might be good:
Girls tend to THINK that fades are attractive (in their head: having a fade=attractive), so you can sort of trick them into thinking ur more attractive than u are. this is hard to explain but i can explain it better on request if u dont understand
v
also remember that bitches quite often care more about how attractive they think their friends will perceive you over how attractive they personally find u sometimes

Agreed. If you have a strong hairline, clean cut could be the way to go. The long hair attracts more of a niche, but a lot of the mainstream would prefer a clean fade.

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I work in a barbershop. The reason why we don’t do “long hair” is because we have an overhead boss who yells at us whenever we take more than 25 minutes on a haircut.

If you ask for long hair I’ll say “is it ok if I use a number 8 around the ear?” And then I’ll take the number 8 up the sides and taper it in with shorter guards.

long haircuts are challenging to do in a short time because we need to cut it section by section then thin it out/texturize it.

its true, a salon is better because they dedicate an hour and usually you need to book over the phone. Barber is great for short sides or skin fades
Cap most saloons suck. Where I live if your going to go to a saloon, their basically going to dedicate the same time to the cut as most basic barbershops. But instead of getting cut by a dude that cuts men all day, you'll get cut by a lady that colours hair and cuts womans hair all day.
 
you are experts, please help me with that (even with faking this):

1. ask for scissors ONLY all over. The top should be 4 inches and the sides should be 1.5 inches at the lowest

2. Ask for them to texturize it with point cutting. The texture really makes this haircut “pop”

3. ask for thinning shears around the neck and ear lobe.

4. tell them “no line up at the back or around the ear”. At the nape hairline there is no line or at the side burns

5. use a bit of hair wax or putty and slick it back. Slick the sides back too
 
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For norwood 2 and round face ,what kind of haircut should I get?
 
I asked so many girls about haircuts, and every one told me that zero faded sides are a huge turn on. If you have long sides (without a barret bone structure) you are immediately a untrendy non sexual looser.
Girls want a guy that chokes her neck and slaps her ass during sex. With a fade you chances of looking like that, are 10x higher.
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1) black > any other color tshirt
regarding dark brown hair (me)
Today, I was at barber looked like shit with white my t-shirt, he gave me this "black coat" for anti-small-cut-hair (dont speak english)
and I looked fcking 10xxx better

2) barber are retards, dont know why, but they ALWAYS want SHORT SIDES - like crazy, you want barrett hairstyle - screw it - short sides
Bitch was also surprised that I want "classic longer haircut" not as "most youth" - some short buzzcut fades meme
Be careful, 90% ppl look better in longer hair
If you don't want to look like everybody else, don't shop where everybody else go. This includes everything.
 
1) black > any other color tshirt
regarding dark brown hair (me)
Today, I was at barber looked like shit with white my t-shirt, he gave me this "black coat" for anti-small-cut-hair (dont speak english)
and I looked fcking 10xxx better

2) barber are retards, dont know why, but they ALWAYS want SHORT SIDES - like crazy, you want barrett hairstyle - screw it - short sides
Bitch was also surprised that I want "classic longer haircut" not as "most youth" - some short buzzcut fades meme
Be careful, 90% ppl look better in longer hair
Holy fuck this is true. I told some guy “bro I want classic haircut medium side and top”. Nigger shaved me down to 0 on the sides “is this ok bro”
 
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