Barbie is the worst movie of the year

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Its legit faggot feminist tale about how men are bad and women are good

You got black barbies, fat barbies, jihadi barbies and everything disgusting about a woman barbie

Oh and theres a catch! Every man is jacked and tall! Also every man is bad and women are amazing!

Patriarchy bad feminisim good

Being a mother bad being empowered and having a career better than a man is amazing!

In summary man bad woman good.

Thought this movie was gonna be innocent fun but its legit faggot cancer designed to finger the hairy pussys of fat landwhales with blue hair. Why do they have to make shit policital and ruin it.


Summary: ken is an abused dog and every man is worthless in barbie world, barbie goes to real world with ken finds out about feminism and patriarchy, ken goes back and makes it a 'patriarchy' because men were useless and invisible before. Barbie fixes things and things go back to women having power and men being useless because thats an equal society!


Notice how they never mentioned anything political in there trailers because they new people would have no interest in this faggot bullshit. They dont want equality they want women to have more power than men.
 
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yeah i would never give that movie a chance. i loved oppenheimer though. really long dialogue heavy but super interesting for me
 
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So not much different to real life?
 
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Expected tbh

People are too low iq to see what's going behind the jew marketing, i see cucks happy going into the theater and getting humiliated for 2 hours
 
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yeah i would never give that movie a chance. i loved oppenheimer though. really long dialogue heavy but super interesting for me
I read barbie reviews and they were all saying barbie was better JFL, and guess what, most of these reviews were written by WOMEN!
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I read barbie reviews and they were all saying barbie was better JFL, and guess what, most of these reviews were written by WOMEN!
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to each their own lol. let em have their fun lol it's a movie made for women. we're definitely not the target audience for that one.
 
The Barbie movie is real life, the same way BBC sissy cuckold porn is real life and the same way incel memes are real life.

I was born and my life was over.

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Expected tbh

People are too low iq to see what's going behind the jew marketing, i see cucks happy going into the theater and getting humiliated for 2 hours
muh 'we need female directors hollywood is a patriarchy!' also female directors 'fuck men and good movies politics is the shit! I wonder why people dont like my movies, there mysognists!
 
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I honestly don't think women would be happy, even if they managed to subjugate men as an indentured slave class. The next step after slavery is wiping all men from existence. Then women would complain about men being gone.

To conclude, women will never be satisfied
 
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to each their own lol. let em have their fun lol it's a movie made for women. we're definitely not the target audience for that one.
The whole marketing campaign was centred around getting men in the cinema too and how barbie was a movie for ALL! Jesus fucking christ this is annoying, they gave a woman a role as a director and she makes a shit movie, what a surpise
 
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Anyone got a link I can watch it for free?
 
I honestly don't think women would be happy, even if they managed to subjugate men as an indentured slave class. The next step after slavery is wiping all men from existence. Then women would complain about where all the men have gone to do shit like laying bricks.
Once men becomes cucks to them, they will lose attraction and find another way to complain, its so fucking annoying. I understand they want equality (even though theyve always had it) but theyre so controlled by their emotions they wont allow themselves to advocate for equality but superiority
 
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The whole marketing campaign was centred around getting men in the cinema too and how barbie was a movie for ALL! Jesus fucking christ this is annoying, they gave a woman a role as a director and she makes a shit movie, what a surpise
a woman directed American Psycho and i thought that was pretty funny lol. i feel bad for you though, i just knew it was going to be shit. but because i never played with barbies as a kid it didn't really appeal to me.
 
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Its legit faggot feminist tale about how men are bad and women are good

You got black barbies, fat barbies, jihadi barbies and everything disgusting about a woman barbie

Oh and theres a catch! Every man is jacked and tall! Also every man is bad and women are amazing!

Patriarchy bad feminisim good

Being a mother bad being empowered and having a career better than a man is amazing!

In summary man bad woman good.

Thought this movie was gonna be innocent fun but its legit faggot cancer designed to finger the hairy pussys of fat landwhales with blue hair. Why do they have to make shit policital and ruin it.


Summary: ken is an abused dog and every man is worthless in barbie world, barbie goes to real world with ken finds out about feminism and patriarchy, ken goes back and makes it a 'patriarchy' because men were useless and invisible before. Barbie fixes things and things go back to women having power and men being useless because thats an equal society!


Notice how they never mentioned anything political in there trailers because they new people would have no interest in this faggot bullshit. They dont want equality they want women to have more power than men.
Are you surprised lol?? Shouldn't have gave those hags your money
 
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True. I had violent thoughts the moment the spic mother gave the feminist empowerment speech - women wear makeup for men, women need to do this for men blah blah blah. A girl who sat next to me said to her mother that it was true and she could relate to the bs. I wanted to grab her head and shove it into my popcorn (in anime)
 
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Are you surprised lol?? Shouldn't have gave those hags your money
Torrented it because no one i knew wanted to go, and no chance im going to barbie on my own as a man
 
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Michael Cera was literally belittled the entire movie too. I'm surprised they didn't make jokes about manlets or small dicks. diversity for all women but all men must be chad
 
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Michael Cera was literally belittled the entire movie too. I'm surprised they didn't make jokes about manlets or small dicks. diversity for all women but all men must be chad
weak cuckold character
 
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i ught reacted because you're stupid enough if you though this movie was going to be about anything else other than this shit when it got announced and it was known it wasnt for kids
 
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i ught reacted because you're stupid enough if you though this movie was going to be about anything else other than this shit when it got announced and it was known it wasnt for kids
it was meant to also appeal to men 'its time to kill the stereotype'. I torrented it
 
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Also this guy beat me to it
 
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True. I had violent thoughts the moment the spic mother gave the feminist empowerment speech - women wear makeup for men, women need to do this for men blah blah blah. A girl who sat next to me said to her mother that it was true and she could relate to the bs. I wanted to grab her head and shove it into my popcorn (in anime)
Poisoning kids like the jews poison the water
 
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it was meant to also appeal to men 'its time to kill the stereotype'. I torrented it
i have to watch it before and give my opinion and tell you what's up
this could be just an overreaction like most alt right bigoted fags do, like when they said the mario movie was woke bc it had a scene of peach being strong or when they call you a pedo for hating on sound of freedom when this movie literally promotes more child endangering and the market of selling children
 
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muh 'we need female directors hollywood is a patriarchy!' also female directors 'fuck men and good movies politics is the shit! I wonder why people dont like my movies, there mysognists!
It worked this time because the marketing was 10/10 ngl but at least i knew openheimer from it so its still a w
 
i have to watch it before and give my opinion and tell you what's up
this could be just an overreaction like most alt right bigoted fags do, like when they said the mario movie was woke bc it had a scene of peach being strong or when they call you a pedo for hating on sound of freedom when this movie literally promotes more child endangering and the market of selling children
watch it. Im not an alt right bigot and this is my opinion
 
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Go watch barbie you incel Bigot reeeeeeeeeee
 
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watch it. Im not an alt right bigot and this is my opinion
never said you were bro, i trust your opinion, but you know lately anything that has just like "gays are cool" or a strong woman in just one scene gets called super woke super blabla super shit

also the whole reason why men overhyped barbie is bc ryan gosling was ken and ryan gosling is known as the mascot for doomer type men cause he played in drive and blade runner
 
never said you were bro, i trust your opinion, but you know lately anything that has just like "gays are cool" or a strong woman in just one scene gets called super woke super blabla super shit

also the whole reason why men overhyped barbie is bc ryan gosling was ken and ryan gosling is known as the mascot for doomer type men cause he played in drive and blade runner
unfortantely its not just one scene but the focal point of the whole movie
 
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unfortantely its not just one scene but the focal point of the whole movie
god damn just reading the wikipedia plot i think you might be right jfl
i really don't wanna waste my time watching it to give an opinion but jfl
imagine if the movie was reversed and every woman was painted as a stupid low iq girl, gold digging witches and cheating whorres/cucking their BF

people would be losing their mind
 
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Who? What? When? Where!? I'm profoundly confused, it seems.
 
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Torrented it because no one i knew wanted to go, and no chance im going to barbie on my own as a man
Chad can go to Barbie on his own as a man
 
wtf is barbenheimer
 
when they call you a pedo for hating on sound of freedom when this movie literally promotes more child endangering and the market of selling children
Jewish media hates sound of freedom because it brings normie attention to jewish pedo rings.

Add the fact it's made by deeply religious Christians, you know that all the -steins, -skys and -bergs will seethe
 
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Jewish media hates sound of freedom because it brings normie attention to jewish pedo rings.

Add the fact it's made by deeply religious Christians, you know that all the -steins, -skys and -bergs will seethe
not only the movie is actual super trash (the whole idea sounds like it was a fake imaginary storyline playing in some 40 year old right wing trucker head to free kids in an a non existant basement)

but the actual organization behind this whole movie is super shady as hell: it literally makes child trafficking worse by contributing to the market, they literally are "freeing" children from abducters but do you realize that means it will be way more childs kidnapped/abducted so they could make more money? they're literally going against/doign worst than their whole movie idea

now if you want me to talk to you about how fucking shady the organization is and how it's gonna probably change your mind tell me more

it has nothing to do with muh jewish media muh this muh that, oh yeah, also, jfl, it's not made by "deeply religious christians" it's made by mormons which r diff from christians
 
incel takes meme comedy movie seriously jfl!
 
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incel takes meme comedy movie seriously jfl!
Its not a meme comedy retard watch the movie. Also I dont identify as an incel, I'm an omega wolf please refer to me by my pronouns: xeon/xerr
 
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Its not a meme comedy retard watch the movie. Also I dont identify as an incel, I'm an omega wolf please refer to me by my pronouns: xeon/xerr
>entire world cringes
 
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its good and fun
 

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