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Barry’s Penis Enlargement Guide

A lot of people on .co and looksmax have asked me about how I got my penis enlargement gains and how they can stop worrying about their small penis and start carrying around a big dick.
I started Penis enlargement sometime in 2018. I want to say it was the summer but I don’t remember. I started PE because honestly I was sick of being anxious about my dick size. Penis size is largely a mental thing. If you have a small dick and you watch too much porn you won’t believe me anyway. Most porn dicks are between 6-8 inches. Actual averages for men are between 4.5-6 inches. If you’re Asian, that’s smaller. Blacks are slightly larger on average than whites, but it’s about quarter of an inch or so. BBC meme is mostly shit. I don’t know the exact figures, because I don’t care. I’m white and I only care about ascending myself.
I’ve tried writing this shit about fifteen times, and it always turns out like a book. So this is my guide to PE as short as I can get it. If you want advice or whatever then ask questions afterwards and I’ll try and answer them.
I went from just under 5.5 inches to 7.4 inches in length. That’s BPEL (Bone pressed erect length) – measure your dick with a ruler along the top and push it against your pubic bone. BPEL is how averages are measured in studies, so it’s how you stack up in real life.
Non bone pressed erect length is just where you don’t press the ruler in. If you want to increase this vs. your BPEL, just lose weight. You might gain like 0.5-1 inch if you’re fat. More if you’re obese. I’m not so again, never worried about it.
I’ve gone from 4.8 inches in girth to about 5.2 in permanent girth, and realistically about 5.5 most of the time. I’ll tell you about this in the girth section.


Most of the DickMaxxing Advice Is Wrong

This thread is what worked for me.

Most of the stuff on PE forums is bullshit not because it doesn’t work but because different dudes respond to different stuff. Some guys gain loads from one exercise and some gain nothing. Others get girth and others get length.
Generally, it’s easier and FOOLPROOF to get length. Length is just a case of stretching your dick and having it heal in the extended state WITHOUT FUCKING UP.

FUCKING UP YOUR DICK is real and you don’t want to do that.
With length, it tends to be that you hang a shitload of weight and you tear something. Hasn’t happened to me, but have seen it happen when dudes start hanging 50lb weights from their dick.

It’s quite rare because you have to be retarded to do this.

It’s much easier to fuck up your dick with girth exercises. You gain girth by engorging your dick with more blood and pressure in the tissue – like blowing a balloon up. This makes it easy to overdo it because with length you’re adding pressure one way (the stretch) where with girth, you’re expanding in all directions .
Most guys fuck up their dick with girth by clamping (shutting off blood flow by literally putting a clamp on their dick to keep blood in) or jelqing and pumping with full erections. (Erections where you’re at 100% already and then you pump up mean you’re going to hurt yourself.)
And literally fucking up your dick can give you permanent erectile dysfunction. Don’t do it.
If you read about a dick exercise, it should give you immediate benefit and make your dick feel good and work better.
My erection quality is fucking absurd after doing exercises. I could fucking beat someone to death with how hard my dick gets.
If you start getting ED and your erections aren’t as hard, you need to fucking chill out.
Alright. Let’s get to it.

Kegels

Kegels are where you squeeze your pelvic floor or relax your pelvic floor (reverse kegels) to get blood in and out of your dick.
When you’re pissing, stopping the flow is holding the kegel muscle, pissing faster is relaxing the floor.
You want to do both of these all the time. Alternate between doing high reps quickly and holding and releasing.
When you jelq and do girth exercises you need to do these. More blood in before exercise, relax at end of each rep.

Length

Length is easy.
Stretch in a way that you can feel the pull. There’s an old PE theory called loss-of-tug and apparently it’s disproved but I think that’s shit. Essentially, pull your dick outwards and kegel to tug it back. Try pulling your dick straight out, upwards, left, right, downwards, between your ass cheeks etc. In some places you’ll feel your dick “tug back” into your body.
This is the angle you need to do most of your exercises.
For me, it was between my cheeks.
Gaining length is about two things: stretching your dick to a bigger size. Then time under tension for it to heal in the extended state.
So you do a stretching routine and then you hold it there for the rest of the day.
I do the stretching in the morning and then in the evening. I use the following stretches:
Hanging between cheeks (as light weight as needed to hit maximum flaccid length)
Bundled stretches
A-stretches

Bundled stretches are where you grab your dick with a reverse o-grip (so your thumb is pointed towards body) you then twist your dick around and turn your wrist so thumb is pointed away from you with ick in hand. This is pretty extreme but it pulls your inner dick out and stretches your outer dick.

A-stretches are when you stretch your dick over your other wrist. So pull your dick outward, get your other wrist under your dick and then pull penis around your other hand. This is how you get rid of or enhance curve of dick too (you go against curve.)

And I do vacuum hanging where you get a vacuum sleeve (just go on ebay) and a weight and you hang it.

I do the bundled stretches and a stretches until my dick is longer than it’s been. ( normally my flaccid is about 5.5 inches by about 4.5 inches now. I want it to be 6x5 flaccid because that’s bigger soft than most men are hard.) so I stretch from say 13cm to 16cm, and when I’ve got there, I’ll hang.

Then I move on to girth. (I’ll talk about routine at the end.)

Girth

For girth most people recommend jelqs. I only use these as warm up because they did nothing for me.

Hanging will give you base girth gains on its own, but not much.

Most girth exercises are accidents waiting to happen. I use two:

Bathmate
Slow squash jelqs

The bathmate I use a vacuum sleeve otherwise it hurts my balls like fuck. This means bathmate is also a length exercise.

With bathmate, the more the better basically if you do it right. It’s easy to use. Fill it with water in the shower or bath and then stick it on your dick and pump until it’s stuck on your body. Use a sleeve or it will hurt. Make sure you take it off if the pressure gets too much.

With bathmate, the first times you try it you’ll get loads of lactic fluid buildup and it’ll make your dick look like a doughnut. This is temporary. It’s not beneficial either. So I recommend making each “rep” of bathmate until you start to get the doughnut effect.

Then exercise it out with slow squash jelqs. Do this as many times as you can as long as your dick isn’t sore and you don’t get blood spots. You can get blisters doing this – don’t because it means you have to rest for weeks until they heal. Better to do less and not fuck up your dick.

But you basically want the point where you get maximum engorgement with little doughnut build up.

When you start bathmate, results will go down VERY quickly and you’ll be back to regular size within an hour or two. As you get it right and get into the routine, you keep the engorged state more. I’m 5’2 girth now IF I stop PE for like a week, but most of the time I’m 5.5 because the engorgement stays day-to-day between sessions.

Also, Bathmate will make your flaccid dick a huge amount bigger. Like almost the size of your erection. If you’re worried about people seeing your tiny dick or you want to run bulge game, do bathmate.

Alright, slow squash jelqs are how I get maximum engorgement and minimum doughnut.

Grab the base of your dick with one hand after kegeling. Be semi-erect. Then your dick should feel engorged as you squeeze it. Move it up slightly and it’ll expand the rest of your dick. Take your other hand and gently squeeze the head. Your shaft will get fatter. Hold this for thirty seconds, or manipulate it if you want certain parts of your dick to be more engorged. Relax after thirty seconds. Do as many until your dick is tired.

If you do this between bathmate “reps” you’ll get rid of the doughnut.

Routine

Nobody on PE forums gets the importance of the two stages – make bigger, keep bigger. And so nobody realises the routine is the important thing.

And your routine is going to be based on you because some of you live with parents and roommates and some live alone and workin offices or whatever.
I lived with roommates when I started this, so had to be careful.

Here’s my routine with all the elements.

1. Get up and in morning do bundled stretches and A stretches to get my dick long.
2. Then hang if I have time for 20 minutes or so to really get dick long
3. Put on sleeve and bathmate for 5-10 minutes in shower
4. If alone, then SSJ and another bathmate session
5. After bathmate, leave dick to relax a bit while I get dressed
6. Get a light weight vacuum sleeve and weight (1lb) and keep it on all day
7. During day, take sleeve off to piss and do some light A-stretches if dick doesn’t feel fatigued
8. Evening: A stretches before bed

Sometimes I do more PE in evenings if I’m just sat watching TV alone. I have no roommates, but I don’t do this very often. Prefer to rest mostly.

Sometimes masturbate and watch porn, but that’s less fun when you PE because you compare your dick to pornstars. Most of the time I’m nofap anyway because my dick gets enough attention and I don’t want it to get sore.
If you’re going to masturbate, don’t do it before you PE because your dick will not want to expand. Do it at night assuming you rest your dick and by morning you can start again.

I tried wearing a vac sleeve and weight at night but I woke up and my dick was cold, so I’m too high inhib to try that again. Better to rest it.
That’s basically it. Can’t believe how long this is probably the longest thing I ever wrote lol. JFL I should write a book about penis enlargement
 
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here is a video tutorial
 
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Barry’s Penis Enlargement Guide

A lot of people on .co and looksmax have asked me about how I got my penis enlargement gains and how they can stop worrying about their small penis and start carrying around a big dick.
I started Penis enlargement sometime in 2018. I want to say it was the summer but I don’t remember. I started PE because honestly I was sick of being anxious about my dick size. Penis size is largely a mental thing. If you have a small dick and you watch too much porn you won’t believe me anyway. Most porn dicks are between 6-8 inches. Actual averages for men are between 4.5-6 inches. If you’re Asian, that’s smaller. Blacks are slightly larger on average than whites, but it’s about quarter of an inch or so. BBC meme is mostly shit. I don’t know the exact figures, because I don’t care. I’m white and I only care about ascending myself.
I’ve tried writing this shit about fifteen times, and it always turns out like a book. So this is my guide to PE as short as I can get it. If you want advice or whatever then ask questions afterwards and I’ll try and answer them.
I went from just under 5.5 inches to 7.4 inches in length. That’s BPEL (Bone pressed erect length) – measure your dick with a ruler along the top and push it against your pubic bone. BPEL is how averages are measured in studies, so it’s how you stack up in real life.
Non bone pressed erect length is just where you don’t press the ruler in. If you want to increase this vs. your BPEL, just lose weight. You might gain like 0.5-1 inch if you’re fat. More if you’re obese. I’m not so again, never worried about it.
I’ve gone from 4.8 inches in girth to about 5.2 in permanent girth, and realistically about 5.5 most of the time. I’ll tell you about this in the girth section.


Most of the DickMaxxing Advice Is Wrong

This thread is what worked for me.

Most of the stuff on PE forums is bullshit not because it doesn’t work but because different dudes respond to different stuff. Some guys gain loads from one exercise and some gain nothing. Others get girth and others get length.
Generally, it’s easier and FOOLPROOF to get length. Length is just a case of stretching your dick and having it heal in the extended state WITHOUT FUCKING UP.

FUCKING UP YOUR DICK is real and you don’t want to do that.
With length, it tends to be that you hang a shitload of weight and you tear something. Hasn’t happened to me, but have seen it happen when dudes start hanging 50lb weights from their dick.

It’s quite rare because you have to be retarded to do this.

It’s much easier to fuck up your dick with girth exercises. You gain girth by engorging your dick with more blood and pressure in the tissue – like blowing a balloon up. This makes it easy to overdo it because with length you’re adding pressure one way (the stretch) where with girth, you’re expanding in all directions .
Most guys fuck up their dick with girth by clamping (shutting off blood flow by literally putting a clamp on their dick to keep blood in) or jelqing and pumping with full erections. (Erections where you’re at 100% already and then you pump up mean you’re going to hurt yourself.)
And literally fucking up your dick can give you permanent erectile dysfunction. Don’t do it.
If you read about a dick exercise, it should give you immediate benefit and make your dick feel good and work better.
My erection quality is fucking absurd after doing exercises. I could fucking beat someone to death with how hard my dick gets.
If you start getting ED and your erections aren’t as hard, you need to fucking chill out.
Alright. Let’s get to it.

Kegels

Kegels are where you squeeze your pelvic floor or relax your pelvic floor (reverse kegels) to get blood in and out of your dick.
When you’re pissing, stopping the flow is holding the kegel muscle, pissing faster is relaxing the floor.
You want to do both of these all the time. Alternate between doing high reps quickly and holding and releasing.
When you jelq and do girth exercises you need to do these. More blood in before exercise, relax at end of each rep.

Length

Length is easy.
Stretch in a way that you can feel the pull. There’s an old PE theory called loss-of-tug and apparently it’s disproved but I think that’s shit. Essentially, pull your dick outwards and kegel to tug it back. Try pulling your dick straight out, upwards, left, right, downwards, between your ass cheeks etc. In some places you’ll feel your dick “tug back” into your body.
This is the angle you need to do most of your exercises.
For me, it was between my cheeks.
Gaining length is about two things: stretching your dick to a bigger size. Then time under tension for it to heal in the extended state.
So you do a stretching routine and then you hold it there for the rest of the day.
I do the stretching in the morning and then in the evening. I use the following stretches:
Hanging between cheeks (as light weight as needed to hit maximum flaccid length)
Bundled stretches
A-stretches

Bundled stretches are where you grab your dick with a reverse o-grip (so your thumb is pointed towards body) you then twist your dick around and turn your wrist so thumb is pointed away from you with ick in hand. This is pretty extreme but it pulls your inner dick out and stretches your outer dick.

A-stretches are when you stretch your dick over your other wrist. So pull your dick outward, get your other wrist under your dick and then pull penis around your other hand. This is how you get rid of or enhance curve of dick too (you go against curve.)

And I do vacuum hanging where you get a vacuum sleeve (just go on ebay) and a weight and you hang it.

I do the bundled stretches and a stretches until my dick is longer than it’s been. ( normally my flaccid is about 5.5 inches by about 4.5 inches now. I want it to be 6x5 flaccid because that’s bigger soft than most men are hard.) so I stretch from say 13cm to 16cm, and when I’ve got there, I’ll hang.

Then I move on to girth. (I’ll talk about routine at the end.)

Girth

For girth most people recommend jelqs. I only use these as warm up because they did nothing for me.

Hanging will give you base girth gains on its own, but not much.

Most girth exercises are accidents waiting to happen. I use two:

Bathmate
Slow squash jelqs

The bathmate I use a vacuum sleeve otherwise it hurts my balls like fuck. This means bathmate is also a length exercise.

With bathmate, the more the better basically if you do it right. It’s easy to use. Fill it with water in the shower or bath and then stick it on your dick and pump until it’s stuck on your body. Use a sleeve or it will hurt. Make sure you take it off if the pressure gets too much.

With bathmate, the first times you try it you’ll get loads of lactic fluid buildup and it’ll make your dick look like a doughnut. This is temporary. It’s not beneficial either. So I recommend making each “rep” of bathmate until you start to get the doughnut effect.

Then exercise it out with slow squash jelqs. Do this as many times as you can as long as your dick isn’t sore and you don’t get blood spots. You can get blisters doing this – don’t because it means you have to rest for weeks until they heal. Better to do less and not fuck up your dick.

But you basically want the point where you get maximum engorgement with little doughnut build up.

When you start bathmate, results will go down VERY quickly and you’ll be back to regular size within an hour or two. As you get it right and get into the routine, you keep the engorged state more. I’m 5’2 girth now IF I stop PE for like a week, but most of the time I’m 5.5 because the engorgement stays day-to-day between sessions.

Also, Bathmate will make your flaccid dick a huge amount bigger. Like almost the size of your erection. If you’re worried about people seeing your tiny dick or you want to run bulge game, do bathmate.

Alright, slow squash jelqs are how I get maximum engorgement and minimum doughnut.

Grab the base of your dick with one hand after kegeling. Be semi-erect. Then your dick should feel engorged as you squeeze it. Move it up slightly and it’ll expand the rest of your dick. Take your other hand and gently squeeze the head. Your shaft will get fatter. Hold this for thirty seconds, or manipulate it if you want certain parts of your dick to be more engorged. Relax after thirty seconds. Do as many until your dick is tired.

If you do this between bathmate “reps” you’ll get rid of the doughnut.

Routine

Nobody on PE forums gets the importance of the two stages – make bigger, keep bigger. And so nobody realises the routine is the important thing.

And your routine is going to be based on you because some of you live with parents and roommates and some live alone and workin offices or whatever.
I lived with roommates when I started this, so had to be careful.

Here’s my routine with all the elements.

1. Get up and in morning do bundled stretches and A stretches to get my dick long.
2. Then hang if I have time for 20 minutes or so to really get dick long
3. Put on sleeve and bathmate for 5-10 minutes in shower
4. If alone, then SSJ and another bathmate session
5. After bathmate, leave dick to relax a bit while I get dressed
6. Get a light weight vacuum sleeve and weight (1lb) and keep it on all day
7. During day, take sleeve off to piss and do some light A-stretches if dick doesn’t feel fatigued
8. Evening: A stretches before bed

Sometimes I do more PE in evenings if I’m just sat watching TV alone. I have no roommates, but I don’t do this very often. Prefer to rest mostly.

Sometimes masturbate and watch porn, but that’s less fun when you PE because you compare your dick to pornstars. Most of the time I’m nofap anyway because my dick gets enough attention and I don’t want it to get sore.
If you’re going to masturbate, don’t do it before you PE because your dick will not want to expand. Do it at night assuming you rest your dick and by morning you can start again.

I tried wearing a vac sleeve and weight at night but I woke up and my dick was cold, so I’m too high inhib to try that again. Better to rest it.
That’s basically it. Can’t believe how long this is probably the longest thing I ever wrote lol. JFL I should write a book about penis enlargement
@Lorsss sticky pls
 
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Thing is, you can't really stretch your dick, how the fuck do you do it.
 
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what?

you pull on it bro.
It's hard to squeeze and pull when the base of my dick is the same size as my head, I guess I need to retract my foreskin and then pull on my head but even then my hand just slides of.

I literally just want 0.2 more length jfl.
 
Hope to continue living. Thank you for posting this.
 
It's hard to squeeze and pull when the base of my dick is the same size as my head, I guess I need to retract my foreskin and then pull on my head but even then my hand just slides of.

I literally just want 0.2 more length jfl.

what size are you?

Are you saying head is same size as dick because of length or because girth?

you could try bathmate first for a couple of minutes if you need to expand to stretch
 
what size are you?

Are you saying head is same size as dick because of length or because girth?

you could try bathmate first for a couple of minutes if you need to expand to stretch
6.2 (length)x6.3-6.4(girth). I'm saying it's because of girth. I guess I will give a bathmate a go even tho I fear it.
 
will progress go away if you stop the excercises after u have the size that you wanted
 
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6.2 (length)x6.3-6.4(girth). I'm saying it's because of girth. I guess I will give a bathmate a go even tho I fear it.

I get it. you don't need bathmate and you'd have to get large size with 6.3 girth.

I'm circumsized so don't have this, but you could grip further down and reverse grip to stop sliding maybe
will progress go away if you stop the excercises after u have the size that you wanted

generally accepted that over time it will so you do a maintenance routine.

but i've found it won't go all the way back. so i took a couple of weeks off and my size went down to like 6.5 x 5. don't know if it would keep shrinking but thats still above my original size by a lot.
 
I get it. you don't need bathmate and you'd have to get large size with 6.3 girth.

I'm circumsized so don't have this, but you could grip further down and reverse grip to stop sliding maybe
True, I never thought about reverse gripping. Will I keep my gains btw for length or do I actively have to do this shit until my deathbed? I literally just want 0.2-0.3 added on, I don't want anything above 6.5-6.6.
 
All in a flaccid state, half erect ? fully erect ?
 
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True, I never thought about reverse gripping. Will I keep my gains btw for length or do I actively have to do this shit until my deathbed? I literally just want 0.2-0.3 added on, I don't want anything above 6.5-6.6.

length is easier to keep gains and 0.25 inch isn't hard to get. you should be fine if you can get mechanics of stretching...

so no, probably give it 6 months or so those gains will be permanent. rule of thumb is go for more length and you'll keep some. so if you get .05 then probably 0.2 will be permanent. everyones different.
All in a flaccid state, half erect ? fully erect ?

stretching is all flaccid.
girth work is semi erect to just over. say 60%. should have added this.
if you do 100% erect exercises you're a lot more likely to fuck your dick up.
 
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Just have a big dick. I don't see a point to all these nonsensical exercises.
 
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length is easier to keep gains and 0.25 inch isn't hard to get. you should be fine if you can get mechanics of stretching...

so no, probably give it 6 months or so those gains will be permanent. rule of thumb is go for more length and you'll keep some. so if you get .05 then probably 0.2 will be permanent. everyones different.


stretching is all flaccid.
girth work is semi erect to just over. say 60%. should have added this.
if you do 100% erect exercises you're a lot more likely to fuck your dick up.
what about penis extenders whats your opinion?
 
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length is easier to keep gains and 0.25 inch isn't hard to get. you should be fine if you can get mechanics of stretching...

so no, probably give it 6 months or so those gains will be permanent. rule of thumb is go for more length and you'll keep some. so if you get .05 then probably 0.2 will be permanent. everyones different.


stretching is all flaccid.
girth work is semi erect to just over. say 60%. should have added this.
if you do 100% erect exercises you're a lot more likely to fuck your dick up.
Yeah that's the plan, go for more so if I do retract it goes to my ideal length. I just want to make sure I don't damage my dick in anyway at all.
 
I'll come back and read it once you are no longer greycel.
 
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@CopeAndRope do you have a facemask for Penis, need it asap
 
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@CopeAndRope do you have a facemask for Penis, need it asap
Actually yes lol. This is the best version in my opinion.
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What do you think of phallosan forte?
 
Barry’s Penis Enlargement Guide

. More if you’re obese.
were not lookism, most of us are actually looksmaxxing and not just ldaring.

Other than that, good summary, no rocket science, high iq and effort.
 
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>6. Get a light weight vacuum sleeve and weight (1lb) and keep it on all day

Could you explain this one? I know it’s an ADS. But how do you keep this on all day while walking around?
 
what are your opinion on extenders? like, using an extender for a long period of time. there's even a study in pubmed about extenders proving it works.

And would you mind explain me how can i relax the kegel muscle lol. I can squeeze it but i can't see how i can relax it.
 
Are there any good YT vids you would recommend to see some of these exercises performed
 
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Barry’s Penis Enlargement Guide

A lot of people on .co and looksmax have asked me about how I got my penis enlargement gains and how they can stop worrying about their small penis and start carrying around a big dick.
I started Penis enlargement sometime in 2018. I want to say it was the summer but I don’t remember. I started PE because honestly I was sick of being anxious about my dick size. Penis size is largely a mental thing. If you have a small dick and you watch too much porn you won’t believe me anyway. Most porn dicks are between 6-8 inches. Actual averages for men are between 4.5-6 inches. If you’re Asian, that’s smaller. Blacks are slightly larger on average than whites, but it’s about quarter of an inch or so. BBC meme is mostly shit. I don’t know the exact figures, because I don’t care. I’m white and I only care about ascending myself.
I’ve tried writing this shit about fifteen times, and it always turns out like a book. So this is my guide to PE as short as I can get it. If you want advice or whatever then ask questions afterwards and I’ll try and answer them.
I went from just under 5.5 inches to 7.4 inches in length. That’s BPEL (Bone pressed erect length) – measure your dick with a ruler along the top and push it against your pubic bone. BPEL is how averages are measured in studies, so it’s how you stack up in real life.
Non bone pressed erect length is just where you don’t press the ruler in. If you want to increase this vs. your BPEL, just lose weight. You might gain like 0.5-1 inch if you’re fat. More if you’re obese. I’m not so again, never worried about it.
I’ve gone from 4.8 inches in girth to about 5.2 in permanent girth, and realistically about 5.5 most of the time. I’ll tell you about this in the girth section.


Most of the DickMaxxing Advice Is Wrong

This thread is what worked for me.

Most of the stuff on PE forums is bullshit not because it doesn’t work but because different dudes respond to different stuff. Some guys gain loads from one exercise and some gain nothing. Others get girth and others get length.
Generally, it’s easier and FOOLPROOF to get length. Length is just a case of stretching your dick and having it heal in the extended state WITHOUT FUCKING UP.

FUCKING UP YOUR DICK is real and you don’t want to do that.
With length, it tends to be that you hang a shitload of weight and you tear something. Hasn’t happened to me, but have seen it happen when dudes start hanging 50lb weights from their dick.

It’s quite rare because you have to be retarded to do this.

It’s much easier to fuck up your dick with girth exercises. You gain girth by engorging your dick with more blood and pressure in the tissue – like blowing a balloon up. This makes it easy to overdo it because with length you’re adding pressure one way (the stretch) where with girth, you’re expanding in all directions .
Most guys fuck up their dick with girth by clamping (shutting off blood flow by literally putting a clamp on their dick to keep blood in) or jelqing and pumping with full erections. (Erections where you’re at 100% already and then you pump up mean you’re going to hurt yourself.)
And literally fucking up your dick can give you permanent erectile dysfunction. Don’t do it.
If you read about a dick exercise, it should give you immediate benefit and make your dick feel good and work better.
My erection quality is fucking absurd after doing exercises. I could fucking beat someone to death with how hard my dick gets.
If you start getting ED and your erections aren’t as hard, you need to fucking chill out.
Alright. Let’s get to it.

Kegels

Kegels are where you squeeze your pelvic floor or relax your pelvic floor (reverse kegels) to get blood in and out of your dick.
When you’re pissing, stopping the flow is holding the kegel muscle, pissing faster is relaxing the floor.
You want to do both of these all the time. Alternate between doing high reps quickly and holding and releasing.
When you jelq and do girth exercises you need to do these. More blood in before exercise, relax at end of each rep.

Length

Length is easy.
Stretch in a way that you can feel the pull. There’s an old PE theory called loss-of-tug and apparently it’s disproved but I think that’s shit. Essentially, pull your dick outwards and kegel to tug it back. Try pulling your dick straight out, upwards, left, right, downwards, between your ass cheeks etc. In some places you’ll feel your dick “tug back” into your body.
This is the angle you need to do most of your exercises.
For me, it was between my cheeks.
Gaining length is about two things: stretching your dick to a bigger size. Then time under tension for it to heal in the extended state.
So you do a stretching routine and then you hold it there for the rest of the day.
I do the stretching in the morning and then in the evening. I use the following stretches:
Hanging between cheeks (as light weight as needed to hit maximum flaccid length)
Bundled stretches
A-stretches

Bundled stretches are where you grab your dick with a reverse o-grip (so your thumb is pointed towards body) you then twist your dick around and turn your wrist so thumb is pointed away from you with ick in hand. This is pretty extreme but it pulls your inner dick out and stretches your outer dick.

A-stretches are when you stretch your dick over your other wrist. So pull your dick outward, get your other wrist under your dick and then pull penis around your other hand. This is how you get rid of or enhance curve of dick too (you go against curve.)

And I do vacuum hanging where you get a vacuum sleeve (just go on ebay) and a weight and you hang it.

I do the bundled stretches and a stretches until my dick is longer than it’s been. ( normally my flaccid is about 5.5 inches by about 4.5 inches now. I want it to be 6x5 flaccid because that’s bigger soft than most men are hard.) so I stretch from say 13cm to 16cm, and when I’ve got there, I’ll hang.

Then I move on to girth. (I’ll talk about routine at the end.)

Girth

For girth most people recommend jelqs. I only use these as warm up because they did nothing for me.

Hanging will give you base girth gains on its own, but not much.

Most girth exercises are accidents waiting to happen. I use two:

Bathmate
Slow squash jelqs

The bathmate I use a vacuum sleeve otherwise it hurts my balls like fuck. This means bathmate is also a length exercise.

With bathmate, the more the better basically if you do it right. It’s easy to use. Fill it with water in the shower or bath and then stick it on your dick and pump until it’s stuck on your body. Use a sleeve or it will hurt. Make sure you take it off if the pressure gets too much.

With bathmate, the first times you try it you’ll get loads of lactic fluid buildup and it’ll make your dick look like a doughnut. This is temporary. It’s not beneficial either. So I recommend making each “rep” of bathmate until you start to get the doughnut effect.

Then exercise it out with slow squash jelqs. Do this as many times as you can as long as your dick isn’t sore and you don’t get blood spots. You can get blisters doing this – don’t because it means you have to rest for weeks until they heal. Better to do less and not fuck up your dick.

But you basically want the point where you get maximum engorgement with little doughnut build up.

When you start bathmate, results will go down VERY quickly and you’ll be back to regular size within an hour or two. As you get it right and get into the routine, you keep the engorged state more. I’m 5’2 girth now IF I stop PE for like a week, but most of the time I’m 5.5 because the engorgement stays day-to-day between sessions.

Also, Bathmate will make your flaccid dick a huge amount bigger. Like almost the size of your erection. If you’re worried about people seeing your tiny dick or you want to run bulge game, do bathmate.

Alright, slow squash jelqs are how I get maximum engorgement and minimum doughnut.

Grab the base of your dick with one hand after kegeling. Be semi-erect. Then your dick should feel engorged as you squeeze it. Move it up slightly and it’ll expand the rest of your dick. Take your other hand and gently squeeze the head. Your shaft will get fatter. Hold this for thirty seconds, or manipulate it if you want certain parts of your dick to be more engorged. Relax after thirty seconds. Do as many until your dick is tired.

If you do this between bathmate “reps” you’ll get rid of the doughnut.

Routine

Nobody on PE forums gets the importance of the two stages – make bigger, keep bigger. And so nobody realises the routine is the important thing.

And your routine is going to be based on you because some of you live with parents and roommates and some live alone and workin offices or whatever.
I lived with roommates when I started this, so had to be careful.

Here’s my routine with all the elements.

1. Get up and in morning do bundled stretches and A stretches to get my dick long.
2. Then hang if I have time for 20 minutes or so to really get dick long
3. Put on sleeve and bathmate for 5-10 minutes in shower
4. If alone, then SSJ and another bathmate session
5. After bathmate, leave dick to relax a bit while I get dressed
6. Get a light weight vacuum sleeve and weight (1lb) and keep it on all day
7. During day, take sleeve off to piss and do some light A-stretches if dick doesn’t feel fatigued
8. Evening: A stretches before bed

Sometimes I do more PE in evenings if I’m just sat watching TV alone. I have no roommates, but I don’t do this very often. Prefer to rest mostly.

Sometimes masturbate and watch porn, but that’s less fun when you PE because you compare your dick to pornstars. Most of the time I’m nofap anyway because my dick gets enough attention and I don’t want it to get sore.
If you’re going to masturbate, don’t do it before you PE because your dick will not want to expand. Do it at night assuming you rest your dick and by morning you can start again.

I tried wearing a vac sleeve and weight at night but I woke up and my dick was cold, so I’m too high inhib to try that again. Better to rest it.
That’s basically it. Can’t believe how long this is probably the longest thing I ever wrote lol. JFL I should write a book about penis enlargement
Dn rd.
 
What vacuum sleeve as ADS can you recommend? Because those shit that suck your head in with vacuum you definitely can't wear for more than a few hours max. You have to piss and its a hassle to put on + they hurt after a while. So what "vacuum sleeve" can be worn all day??
 
True, I never thought about reverse gripping. Will I keep my gains btw for length or do I actively have to do this shit until my deathbed? I literally just want 0.2-0.3 added on, I don't want anything above 6.5-6.6.
why would you only want 0.2/0.3 inches? Not even joking anything sub 7.5 will fit 98% of girls and will be somewhat below ideal for most
 
why would you only want 0.2/0.3 inches? Not even joking anything sub 7.5 will fit 98% of girls and will be somewhat below ideal for most
It's more for myself, I want my dick to look just that small tad more aesthetic, I know that minimal increase will make it look even better than it is now. Also I'll pretty much be 6.5x6.5 then and that shits cool.
 
No thanks I’m gonna go with Jerry’s penis enlargement method instead
 
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What is your opinion on the newbie routine from thunder's place?
 
what about penis extenders whats your opinion?

Penis extenders work. Make sure you get one that has a vaccuum sleeve, and not one that has a noose-style for your head. Those cut off blood flow. Also, you don't want one that's based on the metal bars along the shaft. There's no way you're going to hide that under clothes lol. The vac sleeve hugs your dick equally and no pressure.

Use ADS for after your routine for as long as possible. You won't get results with just ADS most of the time. Stretch it out past maximum and then heal with extender. I use a light weight instead of the cup that attaches to a leg strap (more discrete) but it does same job.
What do you think of phallosan forte?

Phallosan is good, but you can get vacuum sleeves and cups/weights from ebay that do the same job. You don't need the metal bars etc. they just make it impossible to hide.

My set up - will show later - is discrete and you can wear it under clothes. Does same job as a phallosan. Helps you heal extended. But phallosan looks ok.
doesnt actually work stop coping

It works.
>6. Get a light weight vacuum sleeve and weight (1lb) and keep it on all day

Could you explain this one? I know it’s an ADS. But how do you keep this on all day while walking around?

Sure. Same principle as you would with a vacuum sleeve and cap and the leg strap - but that's obvious as fuck. So instead, I use a vacuum sleeve with a small weighted cap like you see in this pic:

xleeve-multiple.jpg


Got it from a site in America called Xleeve. They sell vacuum sleeves but you can get those cheap off ebay or aliexpress.

The metal caps are 9oz and 1lb.

You put it on and wear boxers that hug your dick against leg, and it just looks like you have a large flaccid dick.

It's comfortable enough to wear all day.
what are your opinion on extenders? like, using an extender for a long period of time. there's even a study in pubmed about extenders proving it works.

And would you mind explain me how can i relax the kegel muscle lol. I can squeeze it but i can't see how i can relax it.

You need to use an extender to heal in an extended state after stretching. The more hours in extended state, the better.

And reverse kegels relax the muscle. Next time you're taking a piss, try and piss harder and faster. you'll feel pelvic floor lower and your dick "pushing" the urine out. This is the way you relax the muscle when not pissing.
Are there any good YT vids you would recommend to see some of these exercises performed

No man because Youtube isn't about guys stretching their dicks. I'll have a look later and see if I can find vids. If you go on Mattersofsize.com they'll have them if you search comments out.
What vacuum sleeve as ADS can you recommend? Because those shit that suck your head in with vacuum you definitely can't wear for more than a few hours max. You have to piss and its a hassle to put on + they hurt after a while. So what "vacuum sleeve" can be worn all day??

Mate I'm just wearing some $5 ones from ebay lol.

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Once you get used to it it'll stay on all day and it takes like 30 seconds to roll on.

It's a bit of a hassle but do I wanted a big dick and not a small one.
What is your opinion on the newbie routine from thunder's place?

It works but not very good.

Too much work - it wants you to do like 20 minutes of stretching. You can do 5 minutes of stretching doing only the angles that work and then once you're stretched out, go in the extender/ADS/hanging and keep it there.

It wants you to do like 30 minute jelqs - you can do 5 minutes Bathmate, 2 minutes sloq squash jelqs and another 5 minutes in Bathmate and you'll get better resutls.

But mostly, it's weak because you want to make your penis heal bigger. If you do an hour of the newbie routine but then nothing afterwards, your penis will mostly go back to its normal size and heal in that state. This is why its weak and most people on thunder's end up doing stupid shit like hanging 50lb weights and clamping which fucks up your dick.

So it will work and work slowly with little results. My method is superior which is why I gained more than most dudes on Thunder's do after years of jelqing
 
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Mate I'm just wearing some $5 ones from ebay lol.

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Once you get used to it it'll stay on all day and it takes like 30 seconds to roll on.

It's a bit of a hassle but do I wanted a big dick and not a small one.
Can you link to one so I can purchase?

It is no like vacuum sleeve or anything, just like cock socket, right?
 
what df did I just read ?

I don't see you mentionning warm ups and cool down, and this is an extremely heavy workout

any beginner dont do this, or youll fuck your dick up
 
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what df did I just read ?

I don't see you mentionning warm ups and cool down, and this is an extremely heavy workout

any beginner dont do this, or youll fuck your dick up
Dude is smart, trying to weed out competition lmao
 
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what df did I just read ?

I don't see you mentionning warm ups and cool down, and this is an extremely heavy workout

any beginner dont do this, or youll fuck your dick up

It's not really heavy though? The actual "routine" is about 5-10 minutes stretching and 10 mins bathmate + slow squash jelqs are the only "heavy" exercise.

The growth mostly comes from the light stretching via lightweight hanging through the day.

I don't and haven't ever "warmed up" like they say on most PE forums. My dick is better than ever in terms of size and EQ.

My only warming up is easing into the stretches. I don't just fucking tug as hard on my cold dick as possible.
Can you link to one so I can purchase?

It is no like vacuum sleeve or anything, just like cock socket, right?


It's just one of these. Plenty of sellers on Ebay. (I get the large as I'm over 10cm flaccid.)
 
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Not a single word, Barry
 
fuckkk i always want to try this shit but it just seems so complicated. im not trying to hide contraptions from my family jfl. are there many exercises i could do with just my hands?
 
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I got a question about LOT Barry,

You've wrote that "In some places you’ll feel your dick “tug back” into your body. This is the angle you need to do most of your exercises." Shouldn't this be visa versa? For example I have a high lot at about 10:00 and afaik this means that I'm an easy gainer and I would benefit more from hanging or stretching at lower angles as I have tighter suspensory ligaments which means I can pull my inner dick more
 
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