BDP has to be the biggest meme sub Reddit in existence

[germanlooks]

Seriously I am 100% sure that atleast 80% of the members are trolls, and the rest slightly above average who larp as 9x6 etc.
Imagine having a big dick and crying about it because the bulge bothers you or you can’t sleep comfortable jfl. Who takes these trolls even serious?
They act like LooksOverAll with his height

I just can’t take this shit seriously:

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

I refuse to believe any r*dditor has a big dick

 

[getra]

Layers upon layers of homosexual humblebrags.

 

[RealLooksmaxxer]

Yes these people who cry about bad sleep cuz of their massive dongs on lereddit are totally getting laid

 

[Toth's thot]

 

[Paroxysm]

a lot of posts on BDP and /r/bigdickjoy are larp from people who have a cuckold fetish

a lot of them are also legit though

seen firsthand what girls really think about big dick so i can't cope

 

[Deleted member 4301]

And people on r/tall crying about being 6'7 because of back problems

 

[Paroxysm]

/r/bigdickproblems: "Lol I hurt my girls during sex hahah we have so it bad guys amirite"

/r/smalldickproblems: "Life is grim and tasteless, I see no point in living, I live with the suicidal urges every single day, I will never have a satisfying sex life or be able to keep a woman"

 

[germanlooks]

/r/bigdickproblems: "Lol I hurt my girls during sex hahah we have so it bad guys amirite"

/r/smalldickproblems: "Life is grim and tasteless, I see no point in living, I live with the suicidal urges every single day, I will never have a satisfying sex life or be able to keep a woman"

Yep that’s the point.
The bdp talk about „problems“ which are mostly just reasons to brag.
Ngl I once looked in this sdp sub and what you read there is the most depressing shit.
These guys have a real reason to cry about it. A small dick is the biggest death sentence you can experience as a man.

 

[Paroxysm]

Ngl I once looked in this sdp sub and what you read there is the most depressing shit.

Legit

I went there once and got second hand strong depression from the posts, especially because I'm not that far myself from having a dick considered "small" JFL, just so fucking brutal

I'd rather be 5'3" with an 8 incher than 6'5" with a 4 incher

 

[germanlooks]

Legit

I went there once and got second hand strong depression from the posts, especially because I'm not that far myself from having a dick considered "small" JFL, just so fucking brutal

I'd rather be 5'3" with an 8 incher than 6'5" with a 4 incher

Honestly they have my fullest respect for enduring this.
I personally would rope with a small dick especially with a micropenis. What’s the point in life if you can never fuck a girl properly?

 

[getra]

Legit

I went there once and got second hand strong depression from the posts, especially because I'm not that far myself from having a dick considered "small" JFL, just so fucking brutal

I'd rather be 5'3" with an 8 incher than 6'5" with a 4 incher

A bitch will sell her ass to the streets for you solely because of dick. It’s 2022 everyone should be dickmaxxing, even if it’s potential dickfraud.

 

[Deleted member 16530]

Bigdickproblems is a cringe fest that makes this site look like a bunch of humble well adjusted individuals who are secure in themselves looking to improve

 

[Paroxysm]

Honestly they have my fullest respect for enduring this.
I personally would rope with a small dick especially with a micropenis. What’s the point in life if you can never fuck a girl properly?

Same. Seriously. Fuck is the point of living if you have 0 chance of ever sexually satisfying a woman

"get good with your hands and tongue" is enormous cope... girls NEED the raw fucking experience, it's a primal "itch" that they need to have satisfied, to feel filled and pounded, a girl will never genuinely adore you until you have done that

girls that say they don't need this are straight up lying

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

the sheer brutality of the dick pill drives people insane. the fact u don't see much people larp about being chads as compared to having a big dick says it all really

 

[Deleted member 10652]

I am a prominent member on there.

Unfortunately I am cursed with a huge phallus.

You wouldn't understand if you're dicklet.

 

[germanlooks]

the sheer brutality of the dick pill drives people insane. the fact u don't see much people larp about being chads as compared to having a big dick says it all really

I would kill for having this dick

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No homo but that is the most insane dick I have ever seen. Imagine mogging the other guys in the gym shower with that

 

[germanlooks]

You wouldn't understand if you're dicklet.

Cope there is nothing to understand.
It’s the same bullshit as saying I hate it that I’m tall because I always have to lower my head when I walk through doors

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

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No homo but that is the most insane dick I have ever seen. Imagine mogging the other guys in the gym shower with that

he's a shower therefore his erection quality is shit. unironically would rather keep my 6incher and have strong erections than be in his situation

 

[germanlooks]

would rather keep my 6incher

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

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don't get me wrong the more size the merrier but if it comes at the cost of erection quality u can keep it. girls love a hard ass dick not some soft shit

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

90 percent of reddit is larp

 

[Deleted member 13332]

If you are average and above in dick size, then its all about face
I never understood while people cared about dick size while looking like shit

 

[getra]

girls love a hard ass dick not some soft shit

I’ve watched too much amateur porn to know that’s cap

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Seriously I am 100% sure that atleast 80% of the members are trolls, and the rest slightly above average who larp as 9x6 etc.
Imagine having a big dick and crying about it because the bulge bothers you or you can’t sleep comfortable jfl. Who takes these trolls even serious?
They act like LooksOverAll with his height

I just can’t take this shit seriously:

Jokes aside. LooksOverAll suffers from his ugly face not his height

 

[germanlooks]

If you are average and above in dick size, then its all about face
I never understood while people cared about dick size while looking like shit

Yes Face mogs but a big dick still is a plus. Also an Ego thing I guess

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

I’ve watched too much amateur porn to know that’s cap

lol believe what u wanna believe. biology says otherwise about the importance of hardness

 

[Deleted member 10652]

Cope there is nothing to understand.
It’s the same bullshit as saying I hate it that I’m tall because I always have to lower my head when I walk through doors

 

[Chinacurry]

Fuck is this a real Reddit???

That's put me in a bad mood now, dickpill was one of the brutal ones for me cos my oneitis got ravaged by some monster cocks which is why 6 inches was shit for her.

I suspect a lot of these are larpers though

 

[getra]

lol believe what u wanna believe. biology says otherwise about the importance of hardness

Yeah but addition in size sometimes trumps eq

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

Yeah but addition in size sometimes trumps eq

nope. u can chase that size all u want by "dickmaxxing" it will get u nowhere. besides it's face first then dick

 

[germanlooks]

Yeah but addition in size sometimes trumps eq

Maybe if we are talking about a 4 inch dick with 100% eq vs. a 7 inch dick with 70% eq.

But if the size different isn’t that big the eq is more important

 

[getra]

nope. u can chase that size all u want by "dickmaxxing" it will get u nowhere. besides it's face first then dick

We’ll see

 

[chadmanlet04]

I would rather be Chad with 5 incher than incel with 7

 

[oatmeal]

lol i mean unrelated but i used to browse r/short before it became more sanitized with some faggot jannies

was brutal shit reading that stuff at like 12 years old jfl, but it quickly grew old

 

[Chinacurry]

Same. Seriously. Fuck is the point of living if you have 0 chance of ever sexually satisfying a woman

"get good with your hands and tongue" is enormous cope... girls NEED the raw fucking experience, it's a primal "itch" that they need to have satisfied, to feel filled and pounded, a girl will never genuinely adore you until you have done that

girls that say they don't need this are straight up lying

Yep seriously true, dickpill is so brutal, and it's become like lookspill.

You can't just look like Chris Evans or Ben Affleck now, u have to look like Chris Hemsworth or Jason Momoa.

U can't just be 6 inches, u need to be 8 inches and monster thickness like a Blacked or Monster of Cock actor

 

[getra]

Yep seriously true, dickpill is so brutal, and it's become like lookspill.

You can't just look like Chris Evans or Ben Affleck now, u have to look like Chris Hemsworth or Jason Momoa.

U can't just be 6 inches, u need to be 8 inches and monster thickness like a Blacked or Monster of Cock actor

Nah u can kinda tell how much dick she needs by how tight her pussy is. Trust me 6-7 is fine for most, 8 is for bigger pussies.

 

[germanlooks]

I would rather be Chad with 5 incher than incel with 7

5 inches is still acceptable. Anything lower and it gets critical.
Below 4 and it never began for you even with a gigachad face

 

[Paroxysm]

The biggest blackpill about the dickpill is volume difference... An 8"x6", the supposed ideal size, is 2.2 times more voluminous than the WESTERN AVERAGE of 5.8"x4.7" (not even talking about worldwide average here which is smaller because of the asians)

girls aren't making hyperboles when the say big dick chad fills them twice or thrice as much compared to their past boyfriend

it's literally what's happening

 

[Mewton]

How can one even believe in God after going to SDP?

Legit

I went there once and got second hand strong depression from the posts, especially because I'm not that far myself from having a dick considered "small" JFL, just so fucking brutal

I'd rather be 5'3" with an 8 incher than 6'5" with a 4 incher

 

[Paroxysm]

Big dick problems:

"How to find a condom that fits"

"How to warn my girlfriend I'm packing"

"How do I avoid hurting my girlfriend"

"My girlfriend screams while we have sex and I live with my parents"

"Boxer recommendations"

"How to hide erections"

Small dick problems:

 

[.👽.]

Fuck is this a real Reddit???

That's put me in a bad mood now, dickpill was one of the brutal ones for me cos my oneitis got ravaged by some monster cocks which is why 6 inches was shit for her.

I suspect a lot of these are larpers though

tell the story

 

[.👽.]

Big dick problems:

"How to find a condom that fits"

"How to warn my girlfriend I'm packing"

"How do I avoid hurting my girlfriend"

"My girlfriend screams while we have sex and I live with my parents"

"Boxer recommendations"

"How to hide erections"

Small dick problems:

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fuck man i feel legit bad for these guys, 3,5 inch lenght, 3 inch girth etc

 

[germanlooks]

fuck man i feel legit bad for these guys, 3,5 inch lenght, 3 inch girth etc

Just end it at this point tbh.
No woman will ever see you as a man and gets satisfied by it.
You are just born to die

 

[Deleted member 14693]

muh "bigdickproblems"

nigga you are 7 inches the perfect size with no problems you ever encounter.

with 9 inches okay, you may have some problems during some positions etc. but there are mostly people with ideal dick sizes lurking there, fucking pathetic.

 

[Paroxysm]

muh "bigdickproblems"

nigga you are 7 inches the perfect size with no problems you ever encounter.

with 9 inches okay, you may have some problems during some positions etc. but there are mostly people with ideal dick sizes lurking there, fucking pathetic.

i'd rather be 12 inches than 5

 

[Deleted member 14693]

I remember there was a guy on r/smalldickproblems who had a one inch penis BONEPRESSED. And he was so overweight he can not see his penis, even when erect. Why even live at this point if you can not even masturbate properly

 

[Deleted member 15338]

a lot of posts on BDP and /r/bigdickjoy are larp from people who have a cuckold fetish

What is the correlation

 

[Paroxysm]

I remember there was a guy on r/smalldickproblems who had a one inch penis BONEPRESSED. And he was so overweight he can not see his penis, even when erect. Why even live at this point if you can not even masturbate properly

nothing screams "mother nature just didn't intend you to reproduce" as much as having a very small penis

it's so fucking brutal legit nothing more brutal than this except for maybe some terrible disease that leaves you in excruciating pain all the time

 

[Deleted member 15338]

I remember there was a guy on r/smalldickproblems who had a one inch penis BONEPRESSED. And he was so overweight he can not see his penis, even when erect. Why even live at this point if you can not even masturbate properly

I wonder how those people cope