BDP has to be the biggest meme sub Reddit in existence

I wonder how those people cope
They probably delude themself into thinking that they can live a happy life without sex and getting a gf/wife.
 
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/r/bigdickproblems: "Lol I hurt my girls during sex hahah we have so it bad guys amirite"

/r/smalldickproblems: "Life is grim and tasteless, I see no point in living, I live with the suicidal urges every single day, I will never have a satisfying sex life or be able to keep a woman"
@inferiorpispot234 is your dick small bro
 
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Just end it at this point tbh.
No woman will ever see you as a man and gets satisfied by it.
You are just born to die
After countless of pornographic studies during my time as a college dorm coomer, I have concluded that typically guys with Mandingo sized cocks can’t really get hard and is in a constant state of softness for some reason. My theory is that the body cannot pump that much blood into the penis itself without restriction blood supply to other organs so you end up with a big soft slug which from what I can use with common sense, girls don’t like. This typically occurs in around the >7.5 inches and >5.5 girth. It doesn’t happen all the time, but there was one instance I watched where the guy who had a long girthy, I’d say 8x5 was fucking a girl so hard that his dick bent all the way to the fucking right and he still kept fucking!?!? Bro if it were you or me, we would have yeeted out of her pussy and take our asses to the hospital. My god, I fucking cringed when that happened and instantly stopped the vid. I was so shocked. Your dick has to be soft for that to even remotely cause little pain. So that’s how I discovered this theory.

In short, these Mandingo cocks that you guys have always dreamed of may not be what you think it is. If you have average or above average cock, that’s fucking good enough, you don’t want to end up like those big limp dicked pornstars. Now are there outliers, yes there are. Typically though, those the ones who lie about their dick size and are actually smaller(every pornstar does) Also it is a porn vid that takes advantages of angles and movements so the star appears to have a rock solid 8 inches when that’s actually not the case

Call it cope, but I dare you to go on the hub and find a big dicked star and tell me otherwise. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk. :soy::feelshah:
 
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After countless of pornographic studies during my time as a college dorm coomer, I have concluded that typically guys with Mandingo sized cocks can’t really get hard and is in a constant state of softness for some reason. My theory is that the body cannot pump that much blood into the penis itself without restriction blood supply to other organs so you end up with a big soft slug which from what I can use with common sense, girls don’t like. This typically occurs in around the >7.5 inches and >5.5 girth. It doesn’t happen all the time, but there was one instance I watched where the guy who had a long girthy, I’d say 8x5 was fucking a girl so hard that his dick bent all the way to the fucking right and he still kept fucking!?!? Bro if it were you or me, we would have yeeted out of her pussy and take our asses to the hospital. My god, I fucking cringed when that happened and instantly stopped the vid. I was so shocked. Your dick has to be soft for that to even remotely cause little pain. So that’s how I discovered this theory.

In short, these Mandingo cocks that you guys have always dreamed of may not be what you think it is. If you have average or above average cock, that’s fucking good enough, you don’t want to end up like those big limp dicked pornstars. Now are there outliers, yes there are. Typically though, those the ones who lie about their dick size and are actually smaller(every pornstar does) Also it is a porn vid that takes advantages of angles and movements so the star appears to have a rock solid 8 inches when that’s actually not the case

Call it cope, but I dare you to go on the hub and find a big dicked star and tell me otherwise. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk. :soy::feelshah:
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Both /r/BDP and this thread and are circlejerks.
 
itsalmost certainly small dick guys with a fetish
 

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