
CelestialEmpire
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In the fall at my friend's ultra high class NT white rich trust fund college by a lake/beach, people go to the beach to socialize, drink, play volleyball, spikeball, dive into the water, play football, etc.
The thing is that it's not a school-wide event so there's no official events, you need a top tier mogger social circle to even have the confidence to step foot on the beach.
The first time I stepped foot on the beach freshman year in August was absolute ropefuel. I wanted to crawl into a cave and die to avoid all the mogs I was taking.
The average height was UNIRONICALLY 6'6 FOR GUYS AND THEY WERE ALL 220LB+ LEAN AND SHREDDED. EVEN THE 300-350LB+ FOOTBALL AND RUGBY GUYS WERE LIKE SUB 15% BODYFAT.
HOLY FUCK, IT WAS LITERALLY WHITE TALL GYMCELLED CHADLITE AND STACYLITE CENTRAL. ALL THE MANLETS, ETHNICS AND FAT OR OUT OF SHAPE PEOPLE KNEW BETTER THAN TO GET BRUTALLY MOGGED SO THEY STAYED HOME. IT WAS LITERALLY ONLY THE TOP 5% OF THE MOST NT, MOST POPULAR, MOST SOCIALMAXXED AND MOST ATTRACTIVE CHADLITES AND STACYLITES AT THE BEACH. ALL THE STACYLITES WERE TALL TANNED BODYFOGGERS WITH ABS, PERKY TITS AND TONED ROUND ASSES TOO, YOU COULD TELL THEY HAVE BEEN SPAMMING PILATES AND HOT YOGA ALL SPRING AND SUMMER .
I AM NOT FUCKING EXAGGERATING. GO TO A BEACH DARTY AT ASU, UCSB, UMIAMI, FSU, PEPPERDINE, ETC.
YOU WILL GET MOGGED INTO FUCKING OBLIVION AND WANT TO DIE. THERE WILL LITERALLY BE OF HUNDREDS OF 6'6+ 240LB+ SHREDDED GUYS WITH CHADLITE FACES AND PERFECT TANS AND PERFECT PROPORTIONS AND PERFECT INSERTIONS BEING HYPER-NT AND TOSSING A FOOTBALL AROUND WHILE SHOTGUNNING BEER OR MIXING TRACKS ON A DJ DECK THEY BROUGHT AND SET UP ON A TABLE WITH PIT VIPERS ON AND DOING BACKFLIPS INTO THE WATER.
I'M A 6'3 WASP HIGH HTN GYMCELLED GUY AND ABOUT 185-190LB LEAN AND I FELT LIKE UNTERMENSCH, I CANT IMAGINE HOW A 5'8 ETHNIC SKINNYFAT STEM NERD FEELS ON THIS BEACH. HOLY FUCK AND YOU JUST KNOW ALL THE CHADLITES AND STACYLITES ARE GONNA HAVE ROUGH SEX WITH EACH OTHER IN THE AFTERNOON AFTER THEY HEAD BACK TO THEIR DORMS WHEN THE SUN STARTS TO SET.
ITS GENUINELY SO OVER. I PROBABLY LOST 2 YEARS OFF MY LIFE FROM THE CORTISOL SPIKE I GOT THAT DAY.
IMAGINE 6'3 190LB HTN 17 YEAR OLD ME STEPPING ON A BEACH WHERE THE AVERAGE IS 6'6 240LB SHREDDED 21YO WHITE CHADLITE.
The thing is that it's not a school-wide event so there's no official events, you need a top tier mogger social circle to even have the confidence to step foot on the beach.
The first time I stepped foot on the beach freshman year in August was absolute ropefuel. I wanted to crawl into a cave and die to avoid all the mogs I was taking.
The average height was UNIRONICALLY 6'6 FOR GUYS AND THEY WERE ALL 220LB+ LEAN AND SHREDDED. EVEN THE 300-350LB+ FOOTBALL AND RUGBY GUYS WERE LIKE SUB 15% BODYFAT.
HOLY FUCK, IT WAS LITERALLY WHITE TALL GYMCELLED CHADLITE AND STACYLITE CENTRAL. ALL THE MANLETS, ETHNICS AND FAT OR OUT OF SHAPE PEOPLE KNEW BETTER THAN TO GET BRUTALLY MOGGED SO THEY STAYED HOME. IT WAS LITERALLY ONLY THE TOP 5% OF THE MOST NT, MOST POPULAR, MOST SOCIALMAXXED AND MOST ATTRACTIVE CHADLITES AND STACYLITES AT THE BEACH. ALL THE STACYLITES WERE TALL TANNED BODYFOGGERS WITH ABS, PERKY TITS AND TONED ROUND ASSES TOO, YOU COULD TELL THEY HAVE BEEN SPAMMING PILATES AND HOT YOGA ALL SPRING AND SUMMER .
I AM NOT FUCKING EXAGGERATING. GO TO A BEACH DARTY AT ASU, UCSB, UMIAMI, FSU, PEPPERDINE, ETC.
YOU WILL GET MOGGED INTO FUCKING OBLIVION AND WANT TO DIE. THERE WILL LITERALLY BE OF HUNDREDS OF 6'6+ 240LB+ SHREDDED GUYS WITH CHADLITE FACES AND PERFECT TANS AND PERFECT PROPORTIONS AND PERFECT INSERTIONS BEING HYPER-NT AND TOSSING A FOOTBALL AROUND WHILE SHOTGUNNING BEER OR MIXING TRACKS ON A DJ DECK THEY BROUGHT AND SET UP ON A TABLE WITH PIT VIPERS ON AND DOING BACKFLIPS INTO THE WATER.
I'M A 6'3 WASP HIGH HTN GYMCELLED GUY AND ABOUT 185-190LB LEAN AND I FELT LIKE UNTERMENSCH, I CANT IMAGINE HOW A 5'8 ETHNIC SKINNYFAT STEM NERD FEELS ON THIS BEACH. HOLY FUCK AND YOU JUST KNOW ALL THE CHADLITES AND STACYLITES ARE GONNA HAVE ROUGH SEX WITH EACH OTHER IN THE AFTERNOON AFTER THEY HEAD BACK TO THEIR DORMS WHEN THE SUN STARTS TO SET.
ITS GENUINELY SO OVER. I PROBABLY LOST 2 YEARS OFF MY LIFE FROM THE CORTISOL SPIKE I GOT THAT DAY.
IMAGINE 6'3 190LB HTN 17 YEAR OLD ME STEPPING ON A BEACH WHERE THE AVERAGE IS 6'6 240LB SHREDDED 21YO WHITE CHADLITE.