Beard is to a man like a mane is to a lion

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Jason Voorhees

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Without them the lion is nothing
 
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@BigBallsLarry
 
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cope
clean shaven always looks better we are not lion
 
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Concerning number of facial hair threads today Jason
 
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Iโ€™m the king of the org. Lion of org.
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i have too low test to grow a beard but atleast i have great hair genetics so my long hair goes down my back. It's basically like a mane.
 
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i have too low test to grow a beard but atleast i have great hair genetics so my long hair goes down my back. It's basically like a mane.
Things we tell ourselves to cope
 
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a lion is still the king of the jungle without his mane
 
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Anything past a stubble hinders you if you have a decent lower third
 
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I look like a terrorist with my beard.
 
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Better terrorist than look pre pubscent
I suppose if you want male respect, then having a beard is good. I get compliments from random strangers because of my beard. However I do look objectively uglier with it.
 
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no hair is
 
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I suppose if you want male respect, then having a beard is good. I get compliments from random strangers because of my beard. However I do look objectively uglier with it.
Male respect is everything
 
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im extremely gracillized it doesnt matter if I have a beard or not its over
 
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Beard and hair
 
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What the fuck man??? Hair is obviously the male equivalent to a lion's MANE lol. That is literally why heavy thick long hair especially is called that(especially long thick wavy hair historically I believe) lol, but also male hair in general. Never heard anyone compare beard to mane. Some male lions suffer from androgenic alopecia too and those are called bald/maneless lions lol. I got called this several times too for my long hair lol.

Beard is more equivalent to whiskers and face fur and shit. Moustasche hair is extra sensitive to touch and shit probably those are human equivalents to whiskers IMO.
 
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What the fuck man??? Hair is obviously the male equivalent to a lion's MANE lol. That is literally why heavy thick long hair especially is called that(especially long thick wavy hair historically I believe) lol, but also male hair in general. Never heard anyone compare beard to mane. Some male lions suffer from androgenic alopecia too and those are called bald/maneless lions lol. I got called this several times too for my long hair lol.

Beard is more equivalent to whiskers and face fur and shit. Moustasche hair is extra sensitive to touch and shit probably those are human equivalents to whiskers IMO.
High IQ.
 
Unfortunately, Nowadays it has become a synonym for cucks and faggots.
 

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