Because I missed out on teen love, I am considering only dating 18 year olds until I turn 40

[pprimus43]

Can anyone relate?

 

[Deleted member 145276]

 

[pprimus43]

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That’s me

 

[pprimus43]

 

[FutureER]

Can anyone relate?

Nigga just go ER

 

[pprimus43]

Nigga just go ER

Tf the Emergency Room gon do

 

[Looks over NT]

You need to fuck an 18yo and rp she's your student (she's dressed in a school uniform) and needs to get fucked by you or you will fail her. She's crying while you bend her over and fuck her with her skirt lifted up

 

[McSkziofren]

Yh im in same boat tho had a bit of teen love still

 

[cartonfoirix]

Not happening, they are not interested in older guys

 

[Looks over NT]

Not happening, they are not interested in older guys

Im 19 and 16 year olds like me tho

 

[pprimus43]

Im 19 and 16 year olds like me tho

Good for you

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Im 19 and 16 year olds like me tho

youre 24

 

[cartonfoirix]

Im 19 and 16 year olds like me tho

You're the same age, you're not "an older guy"

Stop being an idiot

 

[Looks over NT]

youre 24

Im 19. I dont know why you are confusing me with someone else. Stop following a greycel around

 

[Looks over NT]

You're the same age, you're not "an older guy"

Stop being an idiot

I guess so but im of age and theyre underage according to national law (not age of consent). Also, 19 year olds seem “old” to 16 year olds, thats why they think its cool to hit on them

 

[cartonfoirix]

I guess so but im of age and theyre underage according to national law (not age of consent). Also, 19 year olds seem “old” to 16 year olds, thats why they think its cool to hit on them

You are within the same age range

Older would be 10+ years

As a 40 year old there is absolutely no chance you're a getting 18 year olds unless you are top 0.1%

 

[Foreverbrad]

Not happening, they are not interested in older guys

This is the core problem. You will have to focus on age frauding. You will be clean shaved, you will remove your body hairs, you will use all available skincare and skin treatments, you will use Botox and you will have a facelift in your thirties.

You will also need to study and learn the styles and mannerisms of gen alpha.

 

[Vincent Freeman]

This is the core problem. You will have to focus on age frauding. You will be clean shaved, you will remove your body hairs, you will use all available skincare and skin treatments, you will use Botox and you will have a facelift in your thirties.

You will also need to study and learn the styles and mannerisms of gen alpha.

@Cidre enjoyer

 

[cartonfoirix]

This is the core problem. You will have to focus on age frauding. You will be clean shaved, you will remove your body hairs, you will use all available skincare and skin treatments, you will use Botox and you will have a facelift in your thirties.

You will also need to study and learn the styles and mannerisms of gen alpha.

Not gonna work in the current meta

 

[Foreverbrad]

Not gonna work in the current meta

Tend to agree but what else can you do? Roasties are disgusting.

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Tend to agree but what else can you do? Roasties are disgusting.

but youre roastie yourself

 

[SoundnVision]

Not happening, they are not interested in older guys

Older chads yes

 

[lepo2317]

Why would you get dates as a old man when you didn't in your teenage years when it was the easiest? There are two options, either you looskmaxed hard or you are that redpill old loser thinking that men peak in their 40s.

 

[cartonfoirix]

Tend to agree but what else can you do? Roasties are disgusting.

Nothing you are literally cooked... Y'all need a patch on here y'all are late

 

[Foreverbrad]

Nothing you are literally cooked... Y'all need a patch on here y'all are late

I will go ER on teenage chads in GTA6 if I don’t get what I want

 

[cartonfoirix]

Older chads yes

Even chads get done over by time, at 40 you need to be giga Chad not just Chad

Furthermore

These dumb broads have been conditioned for the last 15 years to believe that any age gap greater than 3 years means the guy is a P or predator so even if you're 43 hot and strong if she's 22, the moment you say your age you're almost certainly getting rejected off rip because they are mentally sick

Hell I've had to lie about my age to 20 year olds while I was 28 can you imagine lmao

 

[cartonfoirix]

Why would you get dates as a old man when you didn't in your teenage years when it was the easiest? There are two options, either you looskmaxed hard or you are that redpill old loser thinking that men peak in their 40s.

This