Become a slayer[Elliot Rodger ed.]

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Step 1: Born as half-jew half-jungle gook mentalcel framlet alcoholic
Step 2: Larp as JBW moneymaxxed gentleman
Step 3: Get drunk on wine or vodka, go outside with an intention to get asked to have sex by a pretty blonde haired girl(most beautiful blonde haired girl in your life btw)
Alternative: In the worst case scenario you have to approach yourself (you won't).
Step 4: As you can see nobody gives a fuck about you since you always have that shit-eating grin. Go cry for a couple hours and call your mom.
Alternative: Get drunk an get beaten by Chads
Step 5: Notice a pretty blonde haired girl with a dumb brute(most beautiful blonde haired girl in your life btw). Get insulted by their presence and throw your drink at them then run away to your car and drive off. Proceed by crying for a couple hours and call your mom.

Important tips:
- Don't take your pills
- NEVER approach since you're half-WHITE(jew) magnificent gentleman
- Fantasize ONLY about pretty blonde haired girls
- Spend at least 1000 of dollars buying lottery tickets to moneymaxx
- Stroke your 4inch jungle gook penis (JFL)
- Sex havers are you enemies(even your friends or family)
- Mommy said you'll be a writer so why not write a fucking Day of Retribution manifest

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"My son is autistic schizo oh god what the fuck have i done" - by JungleMonkey kike fucker

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first dn rd
 
I haven’t heard about this boy since @Insomniac roped
 
Elliot

Should've sold that car and got surgeries and personal trainer.
 
sounds like low inhib dark triad autist slayer
 
I did read his manifesto 2 years ago tbh
 
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Ok but i want dark haired foid
 

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