Success Been to my First tinder date

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Girl lives 5 kms away from me, i went on foot. As soon as She saw me i could already tell It was in the bank from her smile. She Is sexy 24 yo med htb - stacylite with small tits but nice ass and legs. I suggested her to go eat ice cream. I wore sunscreen so i could Place myself in the sunlight for maximum looks halo. I found myself being a quite nonchalant talker with girls. She Is well spoken and is a Sales manager so we could link easily in terms of verbal skills and thought process. She was actually more interesting than 90% of males i talked to. I could space from politics, philosophy, fashion, i even made up a larp about being to London last month After searching some of the city lore on the internet. After a while She suggested to go to her home. I took my shirt off and started kissing her while being on top of her. She could feel my hard cock and started smiling. However, before we inevitably ended up with p in v, i told her i had to go because i had to prepare dinner for me and my dad. I don't know if i'll see her again, She made a weird face and i don't know if i'll be here or not in the next days. @currylightskin was right, i Need to have sex with an escort First. I don't know the moves and how much i would last, i couldn't risk it.
 
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Bro you are un-fucking-believable.

There is nothing special about sex. You hear stories about "this position" or "that position" or oral sex, anal sex blablabla.

I guarantee you all those things happen naturally as you both get used to each other.

As long as your dick is big the rest just follows naturally
 
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Girl lives 5 kms away from me, i went on foot. As soon as She saw me i could already tell It was in the bank from her smile. She Is sexy 24 yo med htb - stacylite with small tits but nice ass and legs. I suggested her to go eat ice cream. I wore sunscreen so i could Place myself in the sunlight for maximum looks halo. I found myself being a quite nonchalant talker with girls. She Is well spoken and is a Sales manager so we could link easily in terms of verbal skills and thought process. She was actually more interesting than 90% of males i talked to. I could space from politics, philosophy, fashion, i even made up a larp about being to London last month After searching some of the city lore on the internet. After a while She suggested to go to her home. I took my shirt off and started kissing her while being on top of her. She could feel my hard cock and started smiling. However, before we inevitably ended up with p in v, i told her i had to go because i had to prepare dinner for me and my dad. I don't know if i'll see her again, She made a weird face and i don't know if i'll be here or not in the next days. @currylightskin was right, i Need to have sex with an escort First. I don't know the moves and how much i would last, i couldn't risk it.
And then you woke up from your nap
 
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tales imagine going home to make food for your dad when you could be slaying sexy women. I'm pretty sure he can wait 30 minutes extra
 
the BULL

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Bro you are un-fucking-believable.

There is nothing special about sex. You hear stories about "this position" or "that position" or oral sex, anal sex blablabla.

I guarantee you all those things happen naturally as you both get used to each other.

As long as your dick is big the rest just follows naturally
idk bro i need to have an idea of what would be her reaction to the everything. i also have phimosis. i first need to visit an escort and check if i'm made for it.
 
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Show a screenshot of the conversation where you set up to meet

Shouldn’t be hard to do since you spoke on tinder right?
lol do you realize that everyone can edit a convo right?? i don't really care to show my convos to your deluded ass, i posted already enough here. you're unironically so deluded that you think you're above me and only you are able to date hot girls. also you're location spoofing in london because you're running morphed pics, i'm talking and meeting girls near me.
 
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lol do you realize that everyone can edit a convo right?? i don't really care to show my convos to your deluded ass, i posted already enough here. you're unironically so deluded that you think you're above me and only you are able to date hot girls. also you're location spoofing in london because you're running morphed pics, i'm talking and meeting girls near me.
The wall of text of excuses.

Enough said
 
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The wall of text of excuses.

Enough said
lol you're seething so hard bro :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: keep looksmaxxing maybe you can run your real pics in your area and get a date too.
 
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I can smell larpers from miles away

At least you tried
Deludedass


she then sent me google maps location on whatsapp (which i won't share). another one bites the dust.
 
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Girl lives 5 kms away from me, i went on foot. As soon as She saw me i could already tell It was in the bank from her smile. She Is sexy 24 yo med htb - stacylite with small tits but nice ass and legs. I suggested her to go eat ice cream. I wore sunscreen so i could Place myself in the sunlight for maximum looks halo. I found myself being a quite nonchalant talker with girls. She Is well spoken and is a Sales manager so we could link easily in terms of verbal skills and thought process. She was actually more interesting than 90% of males i talked to. I could space from politics, philosophy, fashion, i even made up a larp about being to London last month After searching some of the city lore on the internet. After a while She suggested to go to her home. I took my shirt off and started kissing her while being on top of her. She could feel my hard cock and started smiling. However, before we inevitably ended up with p in v, i told her i had to go because i had to prepare dinner for me and my dad. I don't know if i'll see her again, She made a weird face and i don't know if i'll be here or not in the next days. @currylightskin was right, i Need to have sex with an escort First. I don't know the moves and how much i would last, i couldn't risk it.
I refuse to believe such cringe. Which moves mofo, even a fucking monkey knows how to have sex.
 
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I refuse to believe such cringe.
this is how dating apps and dating should be. ppl like you and crisick made it cringe with your face down ass up and pancakes in the morning and sex only with no talking skills. no wonder not many girls are on it. if there were more guys like me it would be more used.
 
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she then sent me google maps location on whatsapp (which i won't share). another one bites the dust.
So you walked 5 km by foot, today, her last message was at 15:09 on tinder TODAY, let’s say at 15:30 she already gave you the address. 5 km by foot would be around a 50 minute walk. You mean to tell me you had the time to go get ice cream, talk about everything you mention, go to her place, and come back at 6:20 to post all this shit back?

Jfl
 
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So you walked 5 km by foot, today, her last message was at 15:09 on tinder TODAY, let’s say at 15:30 she already gave you the address. 5 km by foot would be around a 50 minute walk. You mean to tell me you had the time to go get ice cream, talk about everything you mention, go to her place, and come back at 6:20 to post all this shit back?

Jfl
i didn't have to walk 5 kms. that's how far she lives.
 
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this is how dating apps and dating should be. ppl like you and crisick made it cringe with your face down ass up and pancakes in the morning and sex only with no talking skills. no wonder not many girls are on it. if there were more guys like me it would be more used.
What did you accomplish leaving that house with your balls about to explode?
 
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What did you accomplish leaving that house with your balls about to explode?
it was ok. i could talk to a well spoken, intelligent, career oriented girl, get some validation, and also kissing is already enough for me. i' have no sex experience, i couldn't risk giving her bad sex and then she talking about it with her friends. it is no big deal, i already have other dates planned and new matches everyday.
 
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it was ok. i could talk to a well spoken, intelligent, career oriented girl, get some validation, and also kissing is already enough for me. i' have no sex experience, i couldn't risk giving her bad sex and then she talking about it with her friends. it is no big deal, i already have other dates planned and new matches everyday.
First time will be always ankward. The sooner the better.
 
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Mogs me? Correct.
unironically just open the curtains get dressed and take some decent selfie. ppl on lookism rated you chadlite with your dark room aspie selfie, i doubt you can't get dates this way.
 
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Girl lives 5 kms away from me, i went on foot. As soon as She saw me i could already tell It was in the bank from her smile. She Is sexy 24 yo med htb - stacylite with small tits but nice ass and legs. I suggested her to go eat ice cream. I wore sunscreen so i could Place myself in the sunlight for maximum looks halo. I found myself being a quite nonchalant talker with girls. She Is well spoken and is a Sales manager so we could link easily in terms of verbal skills and thought process. She was actually more interesting than 90% of males i talked to. I could space from politics, philosophy, fashion, i even made up a larp about being to London last month After searching some of the city lore on the internet. After a while She suggested to go to her home. I took my shirt off and started kissing her while being on top of her. She could feel my hard cock and started smiling. However, before we inevitably ended up with p in v, i told her i had to go because i had to prepare dinner for me and my dad. I don't know if i'll see her again, She made a weird face and i don't know if i'll be here or not in the next days. @currylightskin was right, i Need to have sex with an escort First. I don't know the moves and how much i would last, i couldn't risk it.
Yakhiiii what did you say .Make dinner wallah you're funny 😹😹😹😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
 
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Wait so you've only ever been on one tinder date, yet feel you can give advice?

 
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Wait so you've only ever been on one tinder date, yet feel you can give advice?

one date in which i was ending up with getting sex with a prime girl. quality > quantity
 
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one date in which i was ending up with getting sex with a prime girl. quality > quantity
How old are you? 1 date at your age (I'm assuming mid 20s) is pathetic. But keep kidding yourself
 
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How old are you? 1 date at your age (I'm assuming mid 20s) is pathetic. But keep kidding yourself
26. lions have a different timeline. i didn't have enough attitude to slay back then.
 
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26. lions have a different timeline. i didn't have enough attitude to slay back then.
Lions (or slayers. in human terms) don't have to wait 26 years to get laid.
 
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Girl lives 5 kms away from me, i went on foot. As soon as She saw me i could already tell It was in the bank from her smile. She Is sexy 24 yo med htb - stacylite with small tits but nice ass and legs. I suggested her to go eat ice cream. I wore sunscreen so i could Place myself in the sunlight for maximum looks halo. I found myself being a quite nonchalant talker with girls. She Is well spoken and is a Sales manager so we could link easily in terms of verbal skills and thought process. She was actually more interesting than 90% of males i talked to. I could space from politics, philosophy, fashion, i even made up a larp about being to London last month After searching some of the city lore on the internet. After a while She suggested to go to her home. I took my shirt off and started kissing her while being on top of her. She could feel my hard cock and started smiling. However, before we inevitably ended up with p in v, i told her i had to go because i had to prepare dinner for me and my dad. I don't know if i'll see her again, She made a weird face and i don't know if i'll be here or not in the next days. @currylightskin was right, i Need to have sex with an escort First. I don't know the moves and how much i would last, i couldn't risk it.
Tales from the local pizzeria
 
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Lions (or slayers. in human terms) don't have to wait 26 years to get laid.
i was always gl. i just didn't have the attitude. i don't really care about the past, it's gone anyway, slay or not.
 
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However, before we inevitably ended up with p in v, i told her i had to go because i had to prepare dinner for me and my dad. I don't know if i'll see her again, She made a weird face and i don't know if i'll be here or not in the next days. @currylightskin was right, i Need to have sex with an escort First. I don't know the moves and how much i would last, i couldn't risk it.
This is not the move a LION would make bhai.
 
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This is not the move a LION would make bhai.
it's exactly what i had to do. i can't risk losing my reputation fast. i also have an ego. i need to know what's my sex quality potential before
 
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Girl lives 5 kms away from me, i went on foot. As soon as She saw me i could already tell It was in the bank from her smile. She Is sexy 24 yo med htb - stacylite with small tits but nice ass and legs. I suggested her to go eat ice cream. I wore sunscreen so i could Place myself in the sunlight for maximum looks halo. I found myself being a quite nonchalant talker with girls. She Is well spoken and is a Sales manager so we could link easily in terms of verbal skills and thought process. She was actually more interesting than 90% of males i talked to. I could space from politics, philosophy, fashion, i even made up a larp about being to London last month After searching some of the city lore on the internet. After a while She suggested to go to her home. I took my shirt off and started kissing her while being on top of her. She could feel my hard cock and started smiling. However, before we inevitably ended up with p in v, i told her i had to go because i had to prepare dinner for me and my dad. I don't know if i'll see her again, She made a weird face and i don't know if i'll be here or not in the next days. @currylightskin was right, i Need to have sex with an escort First. I don't know the moves and how much i would last, i couldn't risk it.
you tried talking philosphy and fashion with her? what in that?
 
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Beyond pathetic
 
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idk bro i need to have an idea of what would be her reaction to the everything. i also have phimosis. i first need to visit an escort and check if i'm made for it.
I also have phimosis, its pretty bad and causes my penis to have a bit of a curve. I can have sex just fine p in v/blowjobs, anal kinda hurts and handjobs are awful. Look into foreskin stretching exercises, I've been at it for a few and it almost pulls back now, should be comletely fixed soon
 

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