Being a drug addicted criminal is the key to vagina

[Vermilioncore]

The key to pussy is simple;

Become an unhinged drug addict always getting arrested. The local police department should have at least 20 different mugshots of you from 20 different occasions in the last two years.

Couple this with a history of violence, theft, etc, and you’ll instantly have pussy.

Also, don’t wear cologne, designer clothes, etc. only try hard cucks wear that. Women want a dirty sloppy dude from the bus stop. You know, that local druggy dude you always see, singing to himself, totally whacked out of his mind. That’s the ideal man

 

[Deleted member 21735]

women are pure evil

 

[Schizomogger]

Delusionalcel, this is why you rot here

 

[Deleted member 25059]

Metamorphosis is everything

 

[Vermilioncore]

Delusionalcel, this is why you rot here

It’s true though. A woman’s worst nightmare is a guy wearing a supreme tee, expensive Jordan’s, a nice haircut, with Prada cologne.

She will run from him like he’s a plague.

And into the arms of the sloppy stinky drug addicted meth head on the corner, she’ll find love, sex and dick.

 

[Sprinkles]

It’s true though. A woman’s worst nightmare is a guy wearing a supreme tee, expensive Jordan’s, a nice haircut, with Prada cologne.

She will run from him like he’s a plague.

And into the arms of the sloppy stinky drug addicted meth head on the corner, she’ll find love, sex and dick.

The sad part is you aren’t even wrong.

Michael B Jordan was clowned for looking too responsible.

They want a guy who spits on the ground every two seconds and swears a lot and smells like cigarettes and weed and alcohol.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

They want to suck a stinkyaaaaj cockinnit

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Just waste your life in prison theory