being a furry is law

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furries are not bound by any societal norms, furries are likely to be less hypergamous and more open minded/sympathetic. your fursuit can compensate for some level of unnatractiveness, additionally, furries are rich asf, so you can pull some palantir lead engineer furry and not have to wageslave.
if you go on twitter you will see so many gymcels who wear fursuit heads and slay. you can just go to a furry convention and get free game.
being a furry is law

 

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i made this post as a joke but it is starting to sound like a better idea