Benefits of mewing (why you SHOULD actually mew)

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1) Aesthetics
While mewing your jawline gets a sharp look as the adipose under the chin is lifted up hence giving a defined chin and toned look.

2) Improves breathing
Mewing will resolve sleep apnea and prevent mouth breathing as the tongue is pressing against the hard palate.

3)Increases jaw width and skull size
As the styloglossus muscle is working the tongue posture, mental symphysis of the mandibles become slightly protruded and maxilla pushed upwards preventing dark undereyes and increasing the skull size.

4) Increases body height
Mewing is known increase the lengths of the bone marrow of the body and limbs and size of the visceral organs hence increasing your height

5) Increases dick size
Its actually true. According to some studies mewing will promote the stimulating hormones and the positive feedback inhibition to the sertoli cells and increase testosterone and dick size.

6) Changes eye color
Hardmewing is known to change T50 eye color into A10 after mewing for a prolonged time (s0Me stUdIEs HavE SH0wn)

7) Makes the pussies wet of everyone around you
Studies have shown that hard mewing increases the pineal gland stimulation doubling the cognitive abilities and relaying telepathic signals more. This would be result in easy transmission of sexual tension of your brain to others by mewing.

~ @Dr. Mog

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Even more bonus benefits from mewing:

Levitation. Mewing is known to levitate you by increasing the pressure to the tongue by the stylogoossus and palatoglossus activity hence sending afferents to the cortex to levitate.

Barrett/ Chico/ Gandy reincarnation. Studies have shown that hard mewing sends signals to God and the supreme realm to request you to be reincarnated 7.5 PSL in your next life.
 
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Hard mewing will get you pussy
 
1) Aesthetics
While mewing your jawline gets a sharp look as the adipose under the chin is lifted up hence giving a defined chin and toned look.

2) Improves breathing
Mewing will resolve sleep apnea and prevent mouth breathing as the tongue is pressing against the hard palate.

3)Increases jaw width and skull size
As the styloglossus muscle is working the tongue posture, mental symphysis of the mandibles become slightly protruded and maxilla pushed upwards preventing dark undereyes and increasing the skull size.

4) Increases body height
Mewing is known increase the lengths of the bone marrow of the body and limbs and size of the visceral organs hence increasing your height

5) Increases dick size
Its actually true. According to some studies mewing will promote the stimulating hormones and the positive feedback inhibition to the sertoli cells and increase testosterone and dick size.

6) Changes eye color
Hardmewing is known to change T50 eye color into A10 after mewing for a prolonged time (s0Me stUdIEs HavE SH0wn)

7) Makes the pussies wet of everyone around you
Studies have shown that hard mewing increases the pineal gland stimulation doubling the cognitive abilities and relaying telepathic signals more. This would be result in easy transmission of sexual tension of your brain to others by mewing.

~ @Dr. Mog

@5.5psl @ReadBooksEveryday @the BULL @bishōnenmaxxer @Orc @Foreverbrad @forevermirin @forevergymcelling @SidharthTheSlayer @Vermilioncore @Cheesyrumble @BrahminBoss @Gaygymmaxx @human304 @justinzayn @Chinacurry @AlexBrown84 @whiteissuperior @Niklaus Mikaelson @Aypo129 @RAMU KAKA @Preston @TRUE_CEL @enchanted_elixir @Tabula Rasa @Gonthar @thickdickdaddy27 @JohnDoe @KING REIDYZ @Jase @WeiWei @Sprinkles
Just fucking lol
 

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