Best anti aging protocol

[Goonerholocaust]

So we know that gravity like makes your skin sag and shit so what if we could try and spend more or as much time combating this as we spend contributing to it. The solution? Sleep like a bat you fucking chuds. This is the solution. That way the skin and fat in your face will sag upwards, your hollow undereye area will become compact and look sigma as fuck! Your crooked downturned nose will become straight or upturned, the skin around your cheekbones will stay high and give you hollow cheeks.

Need atleast like 50-100 of you to try this every night for 5 years, especially if you are old as hell already. Anyway like and updoot I need the karma, I mean rep

 

[Tyler Maher]

just go to the space to avoid gravity to anti age broo

 

[Goonerholocaust]

Wow I didn't get to correct my spelling mistakes smh

 

[Goonerholocaust]

just go to the space to avoid gravity to anti age broo

Could work too but I tried to make the protocol mumbai budget friendly

 

[castizo]

just go to the space to avoid gravity to anti age broo

astronauts reverse age right?

 

[Rhinoplastyordie]

Inversion therapy increases blood flow to your face, increasing collagen in your skin.

Will fill your face with lymphatic fluid though

 

[Goonerholocaust]

astronauts reverse age right?

Yea but thats like another theory that required higher budget

 

[NZb6Air]

No, you want to stay in a supine position for as long as possible not sleep like a bat

 

[castizo]

No, you want to stay in a supine position for as long as possible not sleep like a bat

are you really 26

 

[Goonerholocaust]

Inversion therapy increases blood flow to your face, increasing collagen in your skin.

Will fill your face with lymphatic fluid though

yea so maybe like sleep upside down as a habit but don't do it if you are trying to look good for a specific day

 

[Goonerholocaust]

No, you want to stay in a supine position for as long as possible not sleep like a bat

nah thats big sleep propaghanda

 

[NZb6Air]

nah thats big sleep propaghanda

 

[Dendoni]

Just rope theory

 

[Posmo]

Test cycles

 

[Rhinoplastyordie]

yea so maybe like sleep upside down as a habit but don't do it if you are trying to look good for a specific day

Never do it. You'll die in your sleep.

Even if you don't you'll wake up with the worst bloat of your life

If you're desperate, use one of these for twenty minutes a day. You will still be experiencing gravity though nigga. It's inavoidable.

 

[Goonerholocaust]

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who sleeps uright tho? Im talking about the opposite of that, like upside down. So really it should look better than even example B

 

[Goonerholocaust]

Never do it. You'll die in your sleep.

Even if you don't you'll wake up with the worst bloat of your life

If you're desperate, use one of these for twenty minutes a day. You will still be experiencing gravity though nigga. It's inavoidable.
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Y'all are gonna look so stupid when I become the first person to defy gravity

 

[NZb6Air]

who sleeps uright tho? Im talking about the opposite of that, like upside down. So really it should look better than even example B

which wll make go the other way and be just as unattractive

 

[Goonerholocaust]

which wll make go the other way and be just as unattractive

Nah bro trust the process, it worked for my friends wifes goldfish

 

[gigell]

Gravity doesn’t exist

We live in a flat plane