Best, most dramatic and grand way to commit suicide

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Whats the best way you can kill yourself and make it theatrical, like jumping off a building and blowing yourself up so you rain down in a million pieces upon the people below, or driving off the edge of the grand canyon or having a shootout with the police where you run around with a flamethrower.

Post some ideas below I want to hear them

 

[Deleted member 8919]

betabuxxing

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Whats the best way you can kill yourself and make it theatrical, like jumping off a building and blowing yourself up so you rain down in a million pieces upon the people below, or driving off the edge of the grand canyon or having a shootout with the police where you run around with a flamethrower.

Post some ideas below I want to hear them

I see you are a man of culture from a higher ground.
I prepared this special news article just for you chad!

Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in a 'suicide bid'

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.

www.google.com

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I see you are a man of culture from a higher ground.
I prepared this special news article just for you chad!

Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in a 'suicide bid'

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.

www.google.com

Thats a pretty good one, I feel like it would have been better if he went in there and fought the lion with an axe or something like that

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Thats a pretty good one, I feel like it would have been better if he went in there and fought the lion with an axe or something like that

The point is suicide right? Its not survival like some roman gladiator jfl

 

[Pubertymaxxer3]

self immolation while meditating.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

The point is suicide right? Its not survival like some roman gladiator jfl

Yeah but I feel like if you fought the lion that would make it way more entertaining and theatrical. Imagine reading “Man battles lion with nothing but axe and is killed”, definitely better than some guy jumping naked into a zoo enclosure and getting mauled

 

[Deleted member 5698]

betabuxxing

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

self immolation while meditating.
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That is one of the best in recorded history for sure

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Yeah but I feel like if you fought the lion that would make it way more entertaining and theatrical. Imagine reading “Man battles lion with nothing but axe and is killed”, definitely better than some guy jumping naked into a zoo enclosure and getting mauled

Commodus agrees with you

 

[TsarTsar444]

Taking an enormous dose of laxatives, and go into large crowds with no pants, let it all put until massive dehydration from shitting and death

 

[Deleted member 4696]

I see you are a man of culture from a higher ground.
I prepared this special news article just for you chad!

Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in a 'suicide bid'

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.

www.google.com

why there is no gore like this tbh?it would actually be interesting to see what a mauling from a lion looks like instead of the normal brutal gore that fucks me up cause of low T

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Taking an enormous dose of laxatives, and go into large crowds with no pants, let it all put until massive dehydration from shitting and death

Brb buying a gallon of laxatives and going to times square

 

[TsarTsar444]

why there is no gore like this tbh?it would actually be interesting to see what a mauling from a lion looks like instead of the normal brutal gore that fucks me up cause of low T

Link to any gore sites? Hodesite is banned fucking jews

 

[Ritalincel]

rope with a brick lol

Kill Yourself With A Brick

en.uncyclopedia.co

 

[Ritalincel]

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Commodus agrees with you

 

[Deleted member 10913]

why there is no gore like this tbh?it would actually be interesting to see what a mauling from a lion looks like instead of the normal brutal gore that fucks me up cause of low T

It happens at zoos, they won't want that shit online so it gets deleted.

Instead this is the image they want to have for themselves straight out of my childhood

 

[Deleted member 10987]

Whats the best way you can kill yourself and make it theatrical, like jumping off a building and blowing yourself up so you rain down in a million pieces upon the people below, or driving off the edge of the grand canyon or having a shootout with the police where you run around with a flamethrower.

Post some ideas below I want to hear them

You lend a Ferrari/Lamborghini/Porsche and then crash with it

 

[Ritalincel]

I see you are a man of culture from a higher ground.
I prepared this special news article just for you chad!

Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in a 'suicide bid'

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.

www.google.com

Peerless Education, Cheshire, United Kingdom, 5 years ago
Shouldn't the lions be trained NOT to attack visitors into their cage? Fact.

 

[Deleted member 5969]

ER

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Peerless Education, Cheshire, United Kingdom, 5 years ago
Shouldn't the lions be trained NOT to attack visitors into their cage? Fact.

JFL at the mans intellect.
it's not needed tho. Just be tribal theory

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Whats the best way you can kill yourself and make it theatrical, like jumping off a building and blowing yourself up so you rain down in a million pieces upon the people below, or driving off the edge of the grand canyon or having a shootout with the police where you run around with a flamethrower.

Post some ideas below I want to hear them

Go er with a twist.

 

[GamerCel]

go into someones house (preferibly a jew) and kill urself, police will think u were murdered by them

 

[Deleted member 12303]

Go Er unironically