Best, most dramatic and grand way to commit suicide

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Whats the best way you can kill yourself and make it theatrical, like jumping off a building and blowing yourself up so you rain down in a million pieces upon the people below, or driving off the edge of the grand canyon or having a shootout with the police where you run around with a flamethrower.

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betabuxxing
 
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SkinjobCatastrophe said:
Whats the best way you can kill yourself and make it theatrical, like jumping off a building and blowing yourself up so you rain down in a million pieces upon the people below, or driving off the edge of the grand canyon or having a shootout with the police where you run around with a flamethrower.

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I see you are a man of culture from a higher ground.
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Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in a 'suicide bid'

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.
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SayHeyHey said:
I see you are a man of culture from a higher ground.
I prepared this special news article just for you chad!

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Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in a 'suicide bid'

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.
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Thats a pretty good one, I feel like it would have been better if he went in there and fought the lion with an axe or something like that
 
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SkinjobCatastrophe said:
Thats a pretty good one, I feel like it would have been better if he went in there and fought the lion with an axe or something like that
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The point is suicide right? Its not survival like some roman gladiator jfl
 
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self immolation while meditating.
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SayHeyHey said:
The point is suicide right? Its not survival like some roman gladiator jfl
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Yeah but I feel like if you fought the lion that would make it way more entertaining and theatrical. Imagine reading “Man battles lion with nothing but axe and is killed”, definitely better than some guy jumping naked into a zoo enclosure and getting mauled
 
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SkinjobCatastrophe said:
Yeah but I feel like if you fought the lion that would make it way more entertaining and theatrical. Imagine reading “Man battles lion with nothing but axe and is killed”, definitely better than some guy jumping naked into a zoo enclosure and getting mauled
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Taking an enormous dose of laxatives, and go into large crowds with no pants, let it all put until massive dehydration from shitting and death
 
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SayHeyHey said:
I see you are a man of culture from a higher ground.
I prepared this special news article just for you chad!

www.google.com

Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in a 'suicide bid'

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.
www.google.com www.google.com
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why there is no gore like this tbh?it would actually be interesting to see what a mauling from a lion looks like instead of the normal brutal gore that fucks me up cause of low T
 
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Taking an enormous dose of laxatives, and go into large crowds with no pants, let it all put until massive dehydration from shitting and death
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Brb buying a gallon of laxatives and going to times square
 
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Zakkr01_ita said:
why there is no gore like this tbh?it would actually be interesting to see what a mauling from a lion looks like instead of the normal brutal gore that fucks me up cause of low T
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Link to any gore sites? Hodesite is banned fucking jews
 
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Zakkr01_ita said:
why there is no gore like this tbh?it would actually be interesting to see what a mauling from a lion looks like instead of the normal brutal gore that fucks me up cause of low T
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It happens at zoos, they won't want that shit online so it gets deleted.
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Instead this is the image they want to have for themselves straight out of my childhood
 
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SkinjobCatastrophe said:
Whats the best way you can kill yourself and make it theatrical, like jumping off a building and blowing yourself up so you rain down in a million pieces upon the people below, or driving off the edge of the grand canyon or having a shootout with the police where you run around with a flamethrower.

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You lend a Ferrari/Lamborghini/Porsche and then crash with it
 
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SayHeyHey said:
I see you are a man of culture from a higher ground.
I prepared this special news article just for you chad!

www.google.com

Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in a 'suicide bid'

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT. Witnesses reported that the 20-year-old man (pictured) was making religious proclamations as he entered the Santiago Zoo lion enclosure.
www.google.com www.google.com
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Peerless Education, Cheshire, United Kingdom, 5 years ago
Shouldn't the lions be trained NOT to attack visitors into their cage? Fact.
 
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ER
 
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SkinjobCatastrophe said:
Whats the best way you can kill yourself and make it theatrical, like jumping off a building and blowing yourself up so you rain down in a million pieces upon the people below, or driving off the edge of the grand canyon or having a shootout with the police where you run around with a flamethrower.

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Go er with a twist.
 
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go into someones house (preferibly a jew) and kill urself, police will think u were murdered by them
 
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Go Er unironically
 
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