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Kragar
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IMO the best way to kill yourself is taking a shitload of coke and pre workout and then attempting a huge bench press PB with suicide grip blasting this
Just imagine streaming yourself while doing this, the huge warm up, the massive weights on the bar. Just you screaming in your basement/gym while blasting Mulan getting psyched up and then 2 possibilities.
1. You begin to lift it as this plays , the gigantic weight slowly begins rising off your chest, your biceps bulging, every muscle in your body tensing to get the weight up, your face turning red, your eyes bulging, yes, you did it, you rack the weight with a loud clang. You rise off the bench smashing your chest in triumph like a silverback, ready to live another day
2. The weight immediately slips of your palms and crushes your trachea leaving you gasping for air as the bar slowly cuts the blood off to your brain, finally the sweet release of death in sight as your world turns black
Just imagine streaming yourself while doing this, the huge warm up, the massive weights on the bar. Just you screaming in your basement/gym while blasting Mulan getting psyched up and then 2 possibilities.
1. You begin to lift it as this plays , the gigantic weight slowly begins rising off your chest, your biceps bulging, every muscle in your body tensing to get the weight up, your face turning red, your eyes bulging, yes, you did it, you rack the weight with a loud clang. You rise off the bench smashing your chest in triumph like a silverback, ready to live another day
2. The weight immediately slips of your palms and crushes your trachea leaving you gasping for air as the bar slowly cuts the blood off to your brain, finally the sweet release of death in sight as your world turns black
