BIGDICCJIM thinks he’s fooling someone when he says he has a 13 inch BPEL dick (so prob 12 NBP)

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Tales from pornhub.com, oh wait not even Mandigo has 10 inches, but some autist has 13? Ya right
 
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he has.



don't ask me how i know.
 
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That’s the size of a donkey no joke
 
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jfl at taking anything anyone says here seriously
 
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Seriously doubting that the average is below 6.5 now, I've changed my mind
 
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i seen it he showed me it confirmed it looks fucking scary


you just seem jealous
So you admit to accessing child pornography? Also LARP cuz he said he wont send it
 
I am 16 and I haven't seen a single dick bigger than mine ever since I was 13.

If I was 18+, I would've already shown my dick here with measurements.
 
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btw my dick is 15x9
 
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I am 16 and I haven't seen a single dick bigger than mine ever since I was 13.

If I was 18+, I would've already shown my dick here with measurements.
Larp larp larp larp
 
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I am 16 and I haven't seen a single dick bigger than mine ever since I was 13.

If I was 18+, I would've already shown my dick here with measurement.s
Wtf? So not only are you 1 in a quintilion, according to the standard deviation (you're almost 8 deviations from the mean) , you have seen another man in this universe LARGER than you?
 
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I am 16 and I haven't seen a single dick bigger than mine ever since I was 13.

If I was 18+, I would've already shown my dick here with measurements.
Wtf? So not only are you 1 in a quintilion, according to the standard deviation (you're almost 8 deviations from the mean) , you have seen another man in this universe LARGER than you?
This is quite literally, scientifically impossible
 
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Wtf? So not only are you 1 in a quintilion, according to the standard deviation (you're almost 8 deviations from the mean) , you have seen another man in this universe LARGER than you?
Tony Duncan. I was Mandingo's size when I was 13. I hit puberty at 14, I told you this already. Late puberty gave me a growth spurt at 14. That's why I went from 6'1" to 6'7" between 15 and (now turning soon) 17.
 
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Tony Duncan. I was Mandingo's size when I was 13. I hit puberty at 14, I told you this already. Late puberty gave me a growth spurt at 14. That's why I went from 6'1" to 6'7" between 15 and (now turning soon) 17.
This has to be a troll. According to you u are a literal living god on this earth
 
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This has to be a troll. According to you u are a literal living god on this earth
Its obviously a larp a guy like that has never heard of looksmax.me
 
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Tony Duncan. I was Mandingo's size when I was 13. I hit puberty at 14, I told you this already. Late puberty gave me a growth spurt at 14. That's why I went from 6'1" to 6'7" between 15 and (now turning soon) 17.
Either the average size is literally 8, or u r an extreme scientific anomaly

Tony Duncan is frauded btw, Mandingo is not and he's the biggest (proven) guy i know of
 
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This has to be a troll. According to you u are a literal living god on this earth
I said in another post yesterday how the few girls who have seen my dick, all of them have been creeped out and refused to give me a blowjob. Didn't you see my post about how I kicked a girl back in the's school's restroom and she broke the stall's door? She was straddling me, I didn't want to creep her out, and I heard someone come in.

Also, if I was a god, or a Chad, I wouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
 
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Either the average size is literally 8, or u r an extreme scientific anomaly

Tony Duncan is frauded btw, Mandingo is not and he's the biggest (proven) guy i know of
Bro, you yourself said in a thread about the sub r/smalldickproblems how I should do porn once I am older. I don't want to do that for multiple reasons, I just want to post my dick on LPSG (for the 10k) once I am an adult, and then leave the internet forever. I don't even have social media outside of Whatsapp.
 
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I said in another post yesterday how the few girls who have seen my dick, all of them have been creeped out and refused to give me a blowjob. Didn't you see my post about how I kicked a girl back in the's school's restroom and she broke the stall's door? She was straddling me, I didn't want to creep her out, and I heard someone come in.

Also, if I was a god, or a Chad, I wouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
Have you measured it? It is insanely unlikely. The average dick size is 5x3 and you're 13x?

The average height is 5'8", so according to that logic tallest man on earth is 15ft
 
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Bro, you yourself said in a thread about the sub r/smalldickproblems how I should do porn once I am older. I don't want to do that for multiple reasons, I just want to post my dick on LPSG (for the 10k) once I am an adult, and then leave the internet forever. I don't even have social media outside of Whatsapp.
I thought you were super big bro but

Not 13 inches, that's impossible, more like 9/10
 
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Have you measured it? It is insanely unlikely. The average dick size is 5x3 and you're 13x?

The average height is 5'8", so according to that logic tallest man on earth is 15ft
I say I am 13 fully erect, because my dick is very straight and the erections vary. I am 12" NBP.

Yea, well what do you know, I haven't seen a single real dick bigger than mine yet. The only dick I saw that I thought was close to my size, if not just as big, was a guy frauding with a strap on on Twitter. He got exposed on the LPSG megathread I told you about a week ago or so.
 
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I say I am 13 fully erect, because my dick is very straight and the erections vary. I am 12" NBP.

Yea, well what do you know, I haven't seen a single real dick bigger than mine yet. The only dick I saw that I thought was close to my size, if not just as big, was a guy frauding with a strap on on Twitter. He got exposed on the LPSG megathread I told you about a week ago or so.
12 inch dick JFL
 
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I say I am 13 fully erect, because my dick is very straight and the erections vary. I am 12" NBP.

Yea, well what do you know, I haven't seen a single real dick bigger than mine yet. The only dick I saw that I thought was close to my size, if not just as big, was a guy frauding with a strap on on Twitter. He got exposed on the LPSG megathread I told you about a week ago or so.
This is weird asf.. have u properly measured? Is your ruler retarded or some shit?

13 inch dick is about as likely as unicorns and vampires

Also 6'7" is unlikely af, though I can believe it kinda. Tallest guy I've ever seen barely scraped 6'8"
 
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This is weird asf.. have u properly measured? Is your ruler retarded or some shit?

13 inch dick is about as likely as unicorns and vampires

Also 6'7" is unlikely af, though I can believe it kinda. Tallest guy I've ever seen barely scraped 6'8"
he is a troll ignore him
 
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Its obviously a larp a guy like that has never heard of looksmax.me
I had an uglier face when I came her and I have asperger's. I also lived in an mostly foreigner filled neighborhood at the time in Brazil.

JFL if you think I am Chad or have any slayer potential outside of fat girls with hollow vaginas. I have done so sexual shit with girls who I am not even in contact with anymore, but I still haven't put my dick in a pussy because the few girls I have gotten to bed with were so scared.

You have no idea of what it's like to have a dick like mine. The bulge problems you read about on r/bigdickproblems are the shit I have dealing with since fucking primary school.
 
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I had an uglier face when I came her and I have asperger's. I also lived in an mostly foreigner filled neighborhood at the time in Brazil.

JFL if you think I am Chad or have any slayer potential outside of fat girls with hollow vaginas. I have done so sexual shit with girls who I am not even in contact with anymore, but I still haven't put my dick in a pussy because the few girls I have gotten to bed with were so scared.

You have no idea of what it's like to have a dick like mine. The bulge problems you read about on r/bigdickproblems are the shit I have dealing with since fucking primary school.
jfl i cant imagine any disadvantages

girls stick 15 inch dragon dildos up their ass
 
This is weird asf.. have u properly measured? Is your ruler retarded or some shit?

13 inch dick is about as likely as unicorns and vampires

Also 6'7" is unlikely af, though I can believe it kinda. Tallest guy I've ever seen barely scraped 6'8"
I put a 12 inch ruler on top of my dick. It doesn't stick out. My dick is almost as big as my forearm and liek you said, I am 6'7" living in fucking Mexico. Face is everything in Latin-America.
 
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That's a nice gay thread and all, but have you seen LondonVillie's dick?
 
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he is a troll ignore him
You mog me.

You're more NT than me and you have a better jaw beneath the fat. Who cares if I am taller and I have a bigger dick than you?
 
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I said in another post yesterday how the few girls who have seen my dick, all of them have been creeped out and refused to give me a blowjob. Didn't you see my post about how I kicked a girl back in the's school's restroom and she broke the stall's door? She was straddling me, I didn't want to creep her out, and I heard someone come in.

Also, if I was a god, or a Chad, I wouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
Overall you are a decent blackpilled user but JFL at thinking you're not larping.

and don't use your age as an excuse so you're never challenged about your larps cuz it's just cringe.

I am the dickology expert on the forum and my diagnostic is that you need to stop these tales from the Mexican Cartel Asylum

@Deliciadecu
 
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I put a 12 inch ruler on top of my dick. It doesn't stick out. My dick is almost as big as my forearm and liek you said, I am 6'7" living in fucking Mexico. Face is everything in Latin-America.
Even more weird

Mexican avg height is 5'6.5" or some shit

How thick?
 
are these all alt acounts talking to each other ? worst conversation I've seen

Writing this post as I'm flying through the clouds and noscoping lowlander faggots with my laser-vision
 
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He also claims to be 6’7 and black hair blue eyed north Atlantid... biggest larper on the forum
 
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Even more weird

Mexican avg height is 5'6.5" or some shit

How thick?
Everyone is my family is tall as fuck. Both of my parents are 6ft, and my mom doesn't have any high heels in her closet since she is already a giant. She got mocked in school for it, since like I said, height is not a halo in Latin-America, no matter how white or ethnic you are.

8". A bit thicker than my wrist. When flaccid, it's around 6" or a bit smaller, idk. I haven't measured the width and girth when flaccid.
 
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He also claims to be 6’7 and black hair blue eyed north Atlantid... biggest larper on the forum
Black hair blue eyes isn't always North atlantid. I am as white as you think I am.

I am whiter than Patrick Cruisius though, which is very, VERY ironic to think about.
 
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Everyone is my family is tall as fuck. Both of my parents are 6ft, and my mom doesn't have any high heels in her closet since she is already a giant. She got mocked in school for it, since like I said, height is not a halo in Latin-America, no matter how white or ethnic you are.

8". A bit thicker than my wrist. When flaccid, it's around 6" or a bit smaller, idk. I haven't measured the width and girth when flaccid.
im 5 thick and almost as thick as my wrist, to be fair i have small wrists

lemme find the standard deviations
 
Black hair blue eyes isn't always North atlantid. I am not as white as you think I am.

I am whiter than Patrick Cruisius though, which is very, VERY ironic to think about.
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Patrick cruisius Was a white supremacist stormtrontcel coper , funny thing is he could pass for Mexican himself
 
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Everyone is my family is tall as fuck. Both of my parents are 6ft, and my mom doesn't have any high heels in her closet since she is already a giant. She got mocked in school for it, since like I said, height is not a halo in Latin-America, no matter how white or ethnic you are.

8". A bit thicker than my wrist. When flaccid, it's around 6" or a bit smaller, idk. I haven't measured the width and girth when flaccid.
ur dick is 7x larger in terms of volume then the average JFL
 
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We will probably never know who is really the biggest guy,biggest guy might live in a small village of Africa or Asia(most populated places)and he does not even know how to speak english.
 
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Everyone is my family is tall as fuck. Both of my parents are 6ft, and my mom doesn't have any high heels in her closet since she is already a giant. She got mocked in school for it, since like I said, height is not a halo in Latin-America, no matter how white or ethnic you are.

8". A bit thicker than my wrist. When flaccid, it's around 6" or a bit smaller, idk. I haven't measured the width and girth when flaccid.
This really doesn't sound true LMAO

Not only are you in the 99.99% percentile for height, you are in 1 in about 10 quintillion for dick size
 
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Patrick cruisius Was a white supremacist stormtrontcel coper , funny thing is he could pass for Mexican himself
Me and Patrick both have direct German ancestry, which is how I got most of my genes from, along with my dad.

My mom is partly castizo, and my grandpa (who has godlike bone structure) is full castizo and married a woman (my maternal grandma) who was part Argentinian, which means she probably has a bit Med or Nordic in her too. My dad is full white with hazel-green eyes, and his dad had platinum blue eyes like I do, I got them from him. That means I am 90% white and 10% non-white.

I don't know which exact German roots Patrick has.

All I know is that he is a low collagen, little bitch with a boneless face with not a very white phenotype who will die in prison. He wouldn't have shot or even looked at me with anything other than fear if he saw me in the mall he attacked.
 
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He just messed up Dick size as in "the size of your dick" with "how much dick you can take up your ass"

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He also claims to be 6’7 and black hair blue eyed north Atlantid... biggest larper on the forum
13x8, 6'7", black hair, blue eyes, and high PSL (I think)

This man should have every pussy on this planet
 
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This really doesn't sound true LMAO

Not only are you in the 99.99% percentile for height, you are in 1 in about 10 quintillion for dick size
I have a norme face and asperger's. Heigth won't halo a normie. A 6'7" normie/high tier normie is still a normie. A 6'7" Chadlite however, turns into a Chad. Same with Chad going to Gigachad.

I repeat, if I was Chad facially and I was NT, I would not be on this forum in the first place.

The "Chads are born" quote a bit exaggerated, but JFL if you think a recessed 15 year old (even if he's a late bloomer) will get Sean O'pry forward growth without any serious hardmaxxes and luck.

Luck which I obviously don't have. That's why I am here.
 
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