Billionaire Beef: Mark Zuckerberg Says He's Down To Fight Elon Musk In A Cage Match!

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Mark Zuckerburg will win! He was selected by a Squishy Squishy for his superior white genes + he knows MMA.
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never began for Elon.
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Zuck would fuck that nigga Elon up JFL
He don't talk at all you can tell he abuot that
 
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zuckerberg thinks his bjj will save him he doesn't understand in a cage fight which is more like a real fight than a bjj tournament, the guy with heavier bones, better leverages, and overall mass is going to demolish him with minimal effort. he's like 130lbs. the average highschooler can destroy him. i hope elon does that this fight, kills him legally, then buys his company.
 
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I would be happy if the manlet zuck wins 💪🏻💪🏻 he is on of us
 
zuckerberg thinks his bjj will save him he doesn't understand in a cage fight which is more like a real fight than a bjj tournament, the guy with heavier bones, better leverages, and overall mass is going to demolish him with minimal effort. he's like 130lbs. the average highschooler can destroy him. i hope elon does that this fight, kills him legally, then buys his company.
Elon is 6'2 mayb around 190-200lbs Zuck is 5'7 no more than 135
Elon is a lot older tho so it could go either way but the size difference is immense
 
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zuckerberg thinks his bjj will save him he doesn't understand in a cage fight which is more like a real fight than a bjj tournament, the guy with heavier bones, better leverages, and overall mass is going to demolish him with minimal effort. he's like 130lbs. the average highschooler can destroy him. i hope elon does that this fight, kills him legally, then buys his company.
nah mark will lose because hes still only a white belt, if we was purple belt or above thered be no way hed lose
 
We live in a clown world

Elon is already neurachipped.

Not as advanced or cinematic as The Matrix but Zuck winning a staged competition is no match for the world's most advanced human computing interface which has helped Elon nearly master all martial art styles as well as been in 1000s of bouts already.

Compare that to the lifetime record of legends (arguably) like Mayweather.

While Incel Zuck trains hard and exhausts himself making him poorer by the day, Chad Musk trains at night and rests for his real battle, space aliens, while net-worth mogging Zuck 2x.

But Zuck knows this and has been trying to get a hold of the chip to sample and reverse engineer it.

There's a reason Zucks been grappling.

The eject button for the chip has been said to lie in the nether regions of the body.
 
Mark has a heart attack before then and many in the world will claim blood clot from the vax. THE END.
 

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