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A few night ago I blacked out
I’ve always said it’s a very gay and feminine trait if you can’t handle your drinks and I’ve just realised that makes me a gay bitch.
Anyway I went to my friends to pres before the pub, I brought 4x 500ml beers and downed them all within an hour
Then we went to the pub where I had another 4 and a half beers within another hour
Then I lost £25 on slot machine roulette
Then we went out into the main town and that’s when I realised I was super tipsy
Then we sat down for like 5 minutes and we started talking to the most popular girls in our school, one of whom my friend has been chatting to.
Then within a minute of sitting down I fell on the floor and started projectile vomiting
The next parts I only half remember so it’s just what my friends told me
Apparently over the course of 1.5 hours of me being spazzed out on the floor at least 100 people came up to me to check what was happening;
- the popular girls ran away because they’re scared of sick
- some super hot girls came over straight away and started yapping about how they’re first aid trained
- one of them was kneeling next to me for ages and her tits popped out and she didn’t put them back in for like 3 minutes
- a bunch more girls came up to me (so much minus aura)
- some random Scottish guy came over and was apparently super rude to my friends but was hella nice to me and reassuring
- 3 police came over, got my friends to spam call my parents. I gave them my password like 3 minutes after they kept asking because I didn’t want them to go on safari and find my org account (not joking somehow this is the part I remember best)
- I got carried into an ambulance stretcher (yes I’m a grown man getting stretchered)
Anyway those r all the people
Then I woke up at like 6:50am in a hospital 30 mins away from my house and had to uber me and my friend home for £26. (W friend for staying with me)
Then I got home and still haven’t told my parents
Here is a pic of me inside the ambulance:
I didn’t need my stomach pumped luckily, they just injected both my hands with some weird shit then put me on a drip and I woke up completely sober
Anyway now my friends are all calling me a faggot because I nearly died
I’ve always said it’s a very gay and feminine trait if you can’t handle your drinks and I’ve just realised that makes me a gay bitch.
Anyway I went to my friends to pres before the pub, I brought 4x 500ml beers and downed them all within an hour
Then we went to the pub where I had another 4 and a half beers within another hour
Then I lost £25 on slot machine roulette
Then we went out into the main town and that’s when I realised I was super tipsy
Then we sat down for like 5 minutes and we started talking to the most popular girls in our school, one of whom my friend has been chatting to.
Then within a minute of sitting down I fell on the floor and started projectile vomiting
The next parts I only half remember so it’s just what my friends told me
Apparently over the course of 1.5 hours of me being spazzed out on the floor at least 100 people came up to me to check what was happening;
- the popular girls ran away because they’re scared of sick
- some super hot girls came over straight away and started yapping about how they’re first aid trained
- one of them was kneeling next to me for ages and her tits popped out and she didn’t put them back in for like 3 minutes
- a bunch more girls came up to me (so much minus aura)
- some random Scottish guy came over and was apparently super rude to my friends but was hella nice to me and reassuring
- 3 police came over, got my friends to spam call my parents. I gave them my password like 3 minutes after they kept asking because I didn’t want them to go on safari and find my org account (not joking somehow this is the part I remember best)
- I got carried into an ambulance stretcher (yes I’m a grown man getting stretchered)
Anyway those r all the people
Then I woke up at like 6:50am in a hospital 30 mins away from my house and had to uber me and my friend home for £26. (W friend for staying with me)
Then I got home and still haven’t told my parents
Here is a pic of me inside the ambulance:
I didn’t need my stomach pumped luckily, they just injected both my hands with some weird shit then put me on a drip and I woke up completely sober
Anyway now my friends are all calling me a faggot because I nearly died
