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Prior to a couple hours ago, I was convinced Looksmax was the most blatantly homosexual forum still running to this day. But no longer; I have now discovered bodyspace.bodybuilding.com, a seemingly innocuous website promoting healthy lifestyles-- or, is it?
This discovery was all thanks to a certain character named buffcorrell, who is a dancer which we will see referenced in tandem with other members on the site in the future.
I don't know how the hell to post gifs on this website but here's a still image of him
Nevermind it works now
I have decided to put this barren lurking account to use with my findings, and I will be composing Deep Lore Accounts of random strangers off an ancient body-building website full of some of the most intriguing characters I've found.
"Normies and homosexuals and gays and mostly gay but normies most of which who are gay."
Person of Interest #00000001
Name: John / lennienm
Age: 78 (JFL)
Description:
-Was my personal introduction to this forum's community
There is reason to suspect that John may have been in a transactional and potentially sexual relationship with Buffcorrell. This is supplemented by the fact that he posted suggestive comments under many of buffcorrell's older photos. This relationship would have likely taken place sometime in 2010, but this is not confirmed. Buffcorrell was thirty years old, and John, sixty-seven.
(The first documented interaction between Buffcorrell and John)
Unfortunately this passionate entanglement appears to have come to a standstill by the summer of 2011, with the final documented interaction between the two.
We are uncertain as to what happened, but whatever it was, it clearly wasn't good. Sometime after this post, John proceeded to follow half the website in attempt to get Buffcorrell off of his mind.
However, John now appears to be doing better; he has announced an overarching plan for his time on the forum. We wish him the best of luck on his journey to self-mastery and discovery.
Person of Interest #00000002
Name: Kyle / hero4dark
Age: Unknown
Description:
Perhaps the most unsettling person on the website. Everything about the man is shrouded in mystery, and his photo gallery is no exception. His eyes tell a tale of a yearning for what the past once held, but an irreconcilable reality that life is inherently drenched in sorrow and injustice, and as all living things find themselves doing, he has let himself be swept through the tides, and so time no longer exists; for there is no object of value to revolve it around. The only shard of identity he has got left is his bitmoji that he has publicly posted on his profile, praying, that one day may God answer his laments, for an answer is all he needs to reach peace, and to subsequently be reborn, with a new hope.
(The cartoonized depiction of a broken, hollow man)
You may be saying to yourself that while this image is all in all a positive force, perhaps even a highlight of your day, Hero4dark just slightly missed the mark in one aspect. Thankfully a fellow forum member took it upon himself to help him out.
At this point in the campaign, I discovered the Member Search function. On this website, you can specify to any physical extent you want to find absolutely anyone who has ever signed up.
And the website is not 18+. It's over
Thus, I found Person of Interest #00000003. The longer I spend writing this post the further regret seeps in
Person of Interest #00000003
Name: Dylan George / Dylange1
Age: 23
Description: This wouldn't be a looksmax thread without mention of females somewhere, so do not fret, the time has come.
Dylange1 is potentially the most confident and charismatic poster; approaching women with ease regardless of age or marital status. He is the tallest recorded man in history, with a height of 8'6", and a weight of 86.7 lbs. This also appears to be the lowest BMI ever recorded, but this is not verified.
This is the most blackpilled man on the website. Not only is he the tallest man ever, setting two global records on his time during the forum, but even his workout program boosts his SMV; clearly he knows what he wants, and he is not afraid of revolving everything else in his life around said goal.
Moving on, if you don't believe me, here is direct proof of his sexual energy and charm.
The conclusion of Dylange1's is a bittersweet one. Indeed he did find love, but the female to respond positively toward him is one that is blatantly promiscuous, post-menopause and has likely had children.
(Dylange1's Last Resort)
This goes to show how utterly over it is for men in the 21st century no matter your stats or game (which Dylange1 had invariably), in conclusion fuck the mating game, it doesn't fucking matter, this is an X-Files thread, god damn it I'm so tired I just completely derailed the thread in the first post.
Anyway there is knowledge to learn from Dylange1, cheers to give for lennienm, and prayers to send for hero4dark.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever wrote jfl
This discovery was all thanks to a certain character named buffcorrell, who is a dancer which we will see referenced in tandem with other members on the site in the future.
I don't know how the hell to post gifs on this website but here's a still image of him
Nevermind it works now
I have decided to put this barren lurking account to use with my findings, and I will be composing Deep Lore Accounts of random strangers off an ancient body-building website full of some of the most intriguing characters I've found.
"Normies and homosexuals and gays and mostly gay but normies most of which who are gay."
Person of Interest #00000001
Name: John / lennienm
Age: 78 (JFL)
Description:
-Was my personal introduction to this forum's community
There is reason to suspect that John may have been in a transactional and potentially sexual relationship with Buffcorrell. This is supplemented by the fact that he posted suggestive comments under many of buffcorrell's older photos. This relationship would have likely taken place sometime in 2010, but this is not confirmed. Buffcorrell was thirty years old, and John, sixty-seven.
(The first documented interaction between Buffcorrell and John)
Unfortunately this passionate entanglement appears to have come to a standstill by the summer of 2011, with the final documented interaction between the two.
We are uncertain as to what happened, but whatever it was, it clearly wasn't good. Sometime after this post, John proceeded to follow half the website in attempt to get Buffcorrell off of his mind.
However, John now appears to be doing better; he has announced an overarching plan for his time on the forum. We wish him the best of luck on his journey to self-mastery and discovery.
Person of Interest #00000002
Name: Kyle / hero4dark
Age: Unknown
Description:
Perhaps the most unsettling person on the website. Everything about the man is shrouded in mystery, and his photo gallery is no exception. His eyes tell a tale of a yearning for what the past once held, but an irreconcilable reality that life is inherently drenched in sorrow and injustice, and as all living things find themselves doing, he has let himself be swept through the tides, and so time no longer exists; for there is no object of value to revolve it around. The only shard of identity he has got left is his bitmoji that he has publicly posted on his profile, praying, that one day may God answer his laments, for an answer is all he needs to reach peace, and to subsequently be reborn, with a new hope.
(The cartoonized depiction of a broken, hollow man)
You may be saying to yourself that while this image is all in all a positive force, perhaps even a highlight of your day, Hero4dark just slightly missed the mark in one aspect. Thankfully a fellow forum member took it upon himself to help him out.
At this point in the campaign, I discovered the Member Search function. On this website, you can specify to any physical extent you want to find absolutely anyone who has ever signed up.
And the website is not 18+. It's over
Thus, I found Person of Interest #00000003. The longer I spend writing this post the further regret seeps in
Person of Interest #00000003
Name: Dylan George / Dylange1
Age: 23
Description: This wouldn't be a looksmax thread without mention of females somewhere, so do not fret, the time has come.
Dylange1 is potentially the most confident and charismatic poster; approaching women with ease regardless of age or marital status. He is the tallest recorded man in history, with a height of 8'6", and a weight of 86.7 lbs. This also appears to be the lowest BMI ever recorded, but this is not verified.
This is the most blackpilled man on the website. Not only is he the tallest man ever, setting two global records on his time during the forum, but even his workout program boosts his SMV; clearly he knows what he wants, and he is not afraid of revolving everything else in his life around said goal.
Moving on, if you don't believe me, here is direct proof of his sexual energy and charm.
The conclusion of Dylange1's is a bittersweet one. Indeed he did find love, but the female to respond positively toward him is one that is blatantly promiscuous, post-menopause and has likely had children.
(Dylange1's Last Resort)
This goes to show how utterly over it is for men in the 21st century no matter your stats or game (which Dylange1 had invariably), in conclusion fuck the mating game, it doesn't fucking matter, this is an X-Files thread, god damn it I'm so tired I just completely derailed the thread in the first post.
Anyway there is knowledge to learn from Dylange1, cheers to give for lennienm, and prayers to send for hero4dark.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever wrote jfl
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