BOYS HELP ME ASAP IM 15 AND BALDING

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jordanbarrettisgod

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TIPS ASAP I CANT LOSE IT THE BITCHES LOVE MY HAIR
 
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It's over. Time to castrate urself with fin.
 
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Side profile
 
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Brutal bro the estrogen in food is fucking you up the ass rn
 
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Go to a dermatologist
 
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fucked nigga
 
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Nofap.
If you feel the need to fap or grab cawk, offer your services to chad
 
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take dht gel
 
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Wtf are you fapping at 15 for?? I’d be ashamed if you were my son son
 
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it's over
you are too young for fin
 
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jesus christ

after looking at this my desire to nut has went down 0.1%
 
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Doesn't look like you're balding. And even if you are it is nowhere near over
 
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INB4 You take accutane and it closes your growth plates JFL

Just take clindamycin and epiduo forte. The go-to for dermatologists and there's no purge.
i’m 6’5” don’t need to grow more
Doesn't look like you're balding. And even if you are it is nowhere near over
plz don’t be trolling
Wtf are you fapping at 15 for?? I’d be ashamed if you were my son son
i fap sm it’s insane. been since 6th grade
Is school that stressful lmao
5.0 GPA with all honors and AP competing for top spot in my grade as a sophmore jfl
 
damn dude 6'5, 5 gpa and all honors with AP competing to top spot, looksmaxing and actively ascending? amazing no sarcasm im genuinely proud
 
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damn dude 6'5, 5 gpa and all honors with AP competing to top spot, looksmaxing and actively ascending? amazing no sarcasm im genuinely proud
thank u m8. i’ve always been rated a decent PSL here so trying to make the post out of my life
 
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thank u m8. i’ve always been rated a decent PSL here so trying to make the post out of my life
good shit man

looking at barretts hair reminds me of noodles, amma go make some spicey ramen n some gucci coffee now
 
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good shit man

looking at barretts hair reminds me of noodles, amma go make some spicey ramen n some gucci coffee now
have fun m8 ramen hits different
 
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have fun m8 ramen hits different
it hits different as FUCK on a cold day with a sore throat and especially when you mix it up with a egg and some diy flavorings and vegetables n chicken n shit

god i fucking love ramen so much

fuck em hoes n bros i stay real in the kitchen first things first extra virgin olive oil
 
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it hits different as FUCK on a cold day with a sore throat and especially when you mix it up with a egg and some diy flavorings and vegetables n chicken n shit

god i fucking love ramen so much

fuck em hoes n bros i stay real in the kitchen first things first extra virgin olive oil
i’m not that boujee i just heat up spicy ramen and squeeze lime into it
 
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i’m not that boujee i just heat up spicy ramen and squeeze lime into it
learn cooking, it attracts a ton of bitches
last night i went to my normie friends house his older sister had a couple of friends with her, i cooked up some real gourmet scrambled eggs with mushroom (gordon ramsay recipe) and extra crispy fried bacon for them, they were genuinely amazed, one was just lookin at me like i was about to be her future husband but i aint into that cucky fucky shit cookin for a ho

the validation felt fucking hard though harder than any drug ive taken
 
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learn cooking, it attracts a ton of bitches
last night i went to my normie friends house his older sister had a couple of friends with her, i cooked up some real gourmet scrambled eggs with mushroom (gordon ramsay recipe) and extra crispy fried bacon for them, they were genuinely amazed, one was just lookin at me like i was about to be her future husband but i aint into that cucky fucky shit cookin for a ho

the validation felt fucking hard though harder than any drug ive taken
holy shit. i already play guitar and draw so adding cooking to my resume will have foids wet. thanks for the tips boyo
 
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holy shit. i already play guitar and draw so adding cooking to my resume will have foids wet. thanks for the tips boyo
pro tip, sharp knife is actually safer than dull

and keep up with ramsay and jamie oliver

first thing you should try and cook is a roast pork belly, i wouldnt recommend gordon's since his was a bit flabby, check out his master marco pierre's belly and try and cook that
 
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pro tip, sharp knife is actually safer than dull

and keep up with ramsay and jamie oliver

first thing you should try and cook is a roast pork belly, i wouldnt recommend gordon's since his was a bit flabby, check out his master marco pierre's belly and try and cook that
just bookmarked dis shit thank u u legend
 
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just bookmarked dis shit thank u u legend
the more you can do in life the more a foid will try and stay by you

looks indeed are everything, personality comes second, but everything after that needs to be learnt so she knows you're useful and the man around here

if your cooking is better than hers i gurantee bitch will succumb
 
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the more you can do in life the more a foid will try and stay by you

looks indeed are everything, personality comes second, but everything after that needs to be learnt so she knows you're useful and the man around here

if your cooking is better than hers i gurantee bitch will succumb
And i plan to be a doctor which is a plus
 
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If you’re already balding at 15... You’re destined to be bald in this life, son.
 
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If you’re already balding at 15... You’re destined to be bald in this life, son.
ik rip
fuck yes dude, same here im trying to be a neurologist or a dentist

feels good to befriend a fellow barrett lover
who would’ve thot. wish the best for u and for our daddy mr barrett😍
 
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saw palmetto
 
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i’m 6’5” don’t need to grow more

plz don’t be trolling

i fap sm it’s insane. been since 6th grade

5.0 GPA with all honors and AP competing for top spot in my grade as a sophmore jfl
I'm not trolling bro, I can literally see no recession on your hair line, you're freaking out over nothing
 
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@jordanbarrettisgod simp
 
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can fapping alot cause balding?
 
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JFL at whoever started this fapping = balding meme.

There’s absolutely no scientific evidence linking masturbation to hair loss niggas
 
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JFL at whoever started this fapping = balding meme.

There’s absolutely no scientific evidence linking masturbation to hair loss niggas
hopefully not. or else i would’ve done a lot fucking damage JFL
 
jfl at everyone suggesting fin, you dont wanna fuck your puberty. minoxidil is way better, get some rogain bro
 
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1. BUY DHT BLOCKER.
2. BUY ROGAINE.
3. You've stopped it for now.
4. Workout for like 10 years.
5. Stop taking the blockers and you're still good looking.

The bodybuilding will raise your self esteem and keep you confident so when you lose hair at 25, its natural and you're going to be in wayy better shape then those who talk shit to you.
 
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Don't hop on accutane.

Also, you arent balding
 
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