Bp is so useless

[maxismisha]

Daily reminder: Chewing 3 packs of mastic gum a day, tilting your head at a 17.3° angle, and sleeping on your back with military discipline won’t turn you into a GigaChad. You’re not ‘activating your masseter.’ You’re just getting jaw cramps and scaring your roommates.”





Like bro… You’ve been mewing for 4 years and still look like the same default Skyrim NPC. You really think pushing your tongue to the roof of your mouth while taking bathroom selfies is going to ‘bring your midface forward’? You’re one tongue cramp away from enlightenment, huh?





And don’t get me started on the ‘eye area’ obsession. You dudes really out here dry scooping caffeine and squinting at the sun hoping your orbits become deeper. That’s not hunter eyes. That’s just vitamin D deficiency.





Also: There’s no ‘scleral show reduction exercise.’ Blinking slower won’t fix your canthal tilt. You look like a malfunctioning robot trying to stare into girls’ souls at Whole Foods.





Y’all make a morning routine that’s longer than a college final exam:

• Wake up
• Check jaw in mirror
• Do tongue posture
• Ice face
• Tape mouth shut
• Chew gum
• Stare at face for 30 minutes hoping something changed

Bro just go outside. Touch grass. No one’s analyzing your gonial angle except you and 3 other dudes on a forum who also haven’t left the house in 6 days.

 

[Deleted member 129120]

Daily reminder: Chewing 3 packs of mastic gum a day, tilting your head at a 17.3° angle, and sleeping on your back with military discipline won’t turn you into a GigaChad. You’re not ‘activating your masseter.’ You’re just getting jaw cramps and scaring your roommates.”





Like bro… You’ve been mewing for 4 years and still look like the same default Skyrim NPC. You really think pushing your tongue to the roof of your mouth while taking bathroom selfies is going to ‘bring your midface forward’? You’re one tongue cramp away from enlightenment, huh?





And don’t get me started on the ‘eye area’ obsession. You dudes really out here dry scooping caffeine and squinting at the sun hoping your orbits become deeper. That’s not hunter eyes. That’s just vitamin D deficiency.





Also: There’s no ‘scleral show reduction exercise.’ Blinking slower won’t fix your canthal tilt. You look like a malfunctioning robot trying to stare into girls’ souls at Whole Foods.





Y’all make a morning routine that’s longer than a college final exam:

• Wake up
• Check jaw in mirror
• Do tongue posture
• Ice face
• Tape mouth shut
• Chew gum
• Stare at face for 30 minutes hoping something changed

Bro just go outside. Touch grass. No one’s analyzing your gonial angle except you and 3 other dudes on a forum who also haven’t left the house in 6 days.

useless if your ugly

 

[Whirr22222]

No one experienced on the site does any of this shit idiot

 

[maxismisha]

useless if your ugly

Your true Adam we know

 

[indianprince]

dnr

 

[SomaliMax]

Dnr grey

 

[Deleted member 32773]

maxismisha​

Iron
Joined Wednesday at 4:55 AM

 

[Minoxidilf]

Nah chewing mastic gum and taking roids helped me quite a bit actually. But I’d agree that it’s not gonna make you a chad.

 

[Account717]

"black pill is so useless"
>posts shit that is the exact opposite of being blackpilled

Kids just keep getting more retarded these days

 

[Putridgenes]

Daily reminder: Chewing 3 packs of mastic gum a day, tilting your head at a 17.3° angle, and sleeping on your back with military discipline won’t turn you into a GigaChad. You’re not ‘activating your masseter.’ You’re just getting jaw cramps and scaring your roommates.”





Like bro… You’ve been mewing for 4 years and still look like the same default Skyrim NPC. You really think pushing your tongue to the roof of your mouth while taking bathroom selfies is going to ‘bring your midface forward’? You’re one tongue cramp away from enlightenment, huh?





And don’t get me started on the ‘eye area’ obsession. You dudes really out here dry scooping caffeine and squinting at the sun hoping your orbits become deeper. That’s not hunter eyes. That’s just vitamin D deficiency.





Also: There’s no ‘scleral show reduction exercise.’ Blinking slower won’t fix your canthal tilt. You look like a malfunctioning robot trying to stare into girls’ souls at Whole Foods.





Y’all make a morning routine that’s longer than a college final exam:

• Wake up
• Check jaw in mirror
• Do tongue posture
• Ice face
• Tape mouth shut
• Chew gum
• Stare at face for 30 minutes hoping something changed

Bro just go outside. Touch grass. No one’s analyzing your gonial angle except you and 3 other dudes on a forum who also haven’t left the house in 6 days.

Grey asf nga.