Brad Pitt versus Mats Hummels

[Reckless Turtle]

Pitt (179 cm):

Hummels (191 cm):

 

[Deleted member 16110]

overall or psl

 

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[Reckless Turtle]

overall or psl

Put them in their respective primes together IRL. Who's mogging? That's what a MOG battle is.

 

[Gargantuan]

Hummels is easily one of the best-looking footballers, feel like he would mog Pitt in an irl setting.

Taller with better bones. Would definitely slay more females assuming equal status.

 

[Enfant terrible]

Hummels is easily one of the best-looking footballers, feel like he would mog Pitt in an irl setting.

Taller with better bones. Would definitely slay more females assuming equal status.
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gigacope

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Hummels is easily one of the best-looking footballers, feel like he would mog Pitt in an irl setting.

Taller with better bones. Would definitely slay more females assuming equal status.
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He's less attractive than Maher, yet the majority of this forum thinks Pitt mogs Maher. Pitt should easily be winning this poll, according to the forum majority.

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

Is this a serious a thread because i dont know if ppl here are joking or not

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Is this a serious a thread because i dont know if ppl here are joking or not

 

[Gargantuan]

gigacope

Not a cope at all.

Hummels is the epitome of tall, dark and handsome. Similar to Bateman, Elordi, Morrone etc.

These guys have more sex appeal and slay harder than recessed Nordics like Pitt.

 

[Deleted member 17872]

He's less attractive than Maher, yet the majority of this forum thinks Pitt mogs Maher. Pitt should easily be winning this poll, according to the forum majority.

Maher mogs Pitt to the moon and back but jfl no way does Hummels mog Pitt or is else clsoe to it. Hummels is just ur regulr good looking guy.

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

Not a cope at all.

Hummels is the epitome of tall, dark and handsome. Similar to Bateman, Elordi, Morrone etc.

These guys have more sex appeal and slay harder than recessed Nordics like Pitt.

Lacks sexsappeal

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Hummels is easily one of the best-looking footballers, feel like he would mog Pitt in an irl setting.

Taller with better bones. Would definitely slay more females assuming equal status.
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Cucked by dark lookz

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Hummels is just ur regulr good looking guy.

Which means that, combined with his 191 cm height, he mogs Pitt.

 

[Gargantuan]

Lacks sexsappeal

Not at all, he has much more sex appeal than Pitt, actually.

Girls find Hummels attractive. Plenty of them watch football and he's always mentioned in discussions/lists regarding the best-looking football players.

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

Not at all, he has much more sex appeal than Pitt, actually.

Girls find Hummels attractive. Plenty of them watch football and he's always mentioned in discussions/lists regarding the best-looking football players.

Cope

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Lacks sexsappeal

Breeding appeal for men starts around 6' in height (supported by examples)

This may be water is wet (except for the slew of heightcopers on here), but all of the examples I've found that fit my thread's criteria are at least ~6' (and I haven't been intentionally targeting taller guys). The average-to-below-average-height, GL guys will get lots of comments about their...

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Eye area is not of high importance for male breeding appeal (supported by examples)

I would have never said this in the past, but I have come to a new realization. Multiple men in this thread have average-to-below-average eye areas: https://looksmax.org/threads/females-referring-to-the-reproductive-process-when-presented-with-specific-males-megathread.432377/ However, as I...

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[Deleted member 17872]

Which means that, combined with his 191 cm height, he mogs Pitt.

jfl no. U r overrating height

 

[Gargantuan]

Cope

Your initial statement is a cope, yes.

Your argument can easily be disproven by how many entries he has on Wattpad, which is the epitome of the female gaze @Biggdink :

mats hummels wattpad - Google Zoeken

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

Breeding appeal for men starts around 6' in height (supported by examples)

This may be water is wet (except for the slew of heightcopers on here), but all of the examples I've found that fit my thread's criteria are at least ~6' (and I haven't been intentionally targeting taller guys). The average-to-below-average-height, GL guys will get lots of comments about their...

looksmax.org

Eye area is not of high importance for male breeding appeal (supported by examples)

I would have never said this in the past, but I have come to a new realization. Multiple men in this thread have average-to-below-average eye areas: https://looksmax.org/threads/females-referring-to-the-reproductive-process-when-presented-with-specific-males-megathread.432377/ However, as I...

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Height is irrelevant

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Shit comparizon. If you asked prime gourcuff vs him it would have been a match:
Literally mix between cruise and brosnan.

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

Your initial statement is a cope, yes.

Your argument can easily be disproven by how many entries he has on Wattpad, which is the epitome of the female gaze @Biggdink :

mats hummels wattpad - Google Zoeken

Brad pitt is an oldcel most girls on wattpaf probably dont even know him

 

[Deleted member 17872]

Breeding appeal for men starts around 6' in height (supported by examples)

This may be water is wet (except for the slew of heightcopers on here), but all of the examples I've found that fit my thread's criteria are at least ~6' (and I haven't been intentionally targeting taller guys). The average-to-below-average-height, GL guys will get lots of comments about their...

looksmax.org

Eye area is not of high importance for male breeding appeal (supported by examples)

I would have never said this in the past, but I have come to a new realization. Multiple men in this thread have average-to-below-average eye areas: https://looksmax.org/threads/females-referring-to-the-reproductive-process-when-presented-with-specific-males-megathread.432377/ However, as I...

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jfl Dave Franco destroys all your theories

 

[Reckless Turtle]

jfl no. U r overrating height

MOG formula

a = standard deviations from the mean for head and neck aesthetics b = standard deviations from the mean for height c = standard deviations from the mean for body aesthetics (including full-body proportions) MOG score = 5^a * 3^b * 2^c If genitalia are included, add: d = standard deviations...

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[Reckless Turtle]

jfl Dave Franco destroys all your theories

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You had an example of a Jewish manlet ready to go. Link the source in the thread...

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Height is irrelevant

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Hes 6ft4 btw ofc height is « irrelevant » to him

 

[Deleted member 17872]

You had an example of a Jewish manlet ready to go. Link the source in the thread...

Mirin projection skills, i'm 6'1 lol

 

[Virgin at 29 😔]

Hes 6ft4 btw ofc height is « irrelevant » to him

It doesnt help

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Mirin projection skills, i'm 6'1 lol

Gourcuff prime is a good candidate among football players vs pitt way more than hummels

 

[Reckless Turtle]

Mirin projection skills, i'm 6'1 lol

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Only larpers here

 

[Deleted member 17872]

Sadly, i'm not a 6'4 trust fund adventurer billionaire heir to the Rothschild empire. jfl

 

[Growth Plate]

Jfl at her pancake maxilla

 

[Deleted member 15004]

Pitt (179 cm):
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Hummels (191 cm):
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Hummels doesn't really look German ngl

 

[Moggie]

picked mats hummels because he shows up for me on betaface and starbyface often for some reason jfl.

 

[Moggie]

Jfl at her pancake maxilla

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Maxilla mogged in the pic

 

[Deleted]

He's less attractive than Maher, yet the majority of this forum thinks Pitt mogs Maher. Pitt should easily be winning this poll, according to the forum majority.

Pitt is one of the most overrated ppl on psl

 

[Marco Polo]

 

[germanlooks]

You legit used the most unflattering pics of Pitt you could find jfl

 

[Reckless Turtle]

You legit used the most unflattering pics of Pitt you could find jfl

Candids and without makeup? You could say the same for Hummels then.

 

[germanlooks]

Candids and without makeup? You could say the same for Hummels then.

I mean wtf is this shit? Jfl

Here are some better candids. He might be wearing a bit of make up on some of these but all celebrities do and it doesn’t change his lookslevel at all

He facemogs hummels by a lot

 

[Reckless Turtle]

I mean wtf is this shit? Jfl

Him smiling at 3/4s when he was younger.

Here are some better candids. He might be wearing a bit of make up on some of these but all celebrities do and it doesn’t change his lookslevel at all

Why would I compare candids with makeup to candids of a sweaty athlete?

 

[Deleted member 18840]

I mean wtf is this shit? Jfl
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Here are some better candids. He might be wearing a bit of make up on some of these but all celebrities do and it doesn’t change his lookslevel at all
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He facemogs hummels by a lot

Yoan gourcuff is looksmaxxed w him

 

[germanlooks]

Him smiling at 3/4s when he was younger.

Dogshit haircut, dogshit lighting

Why would I compare candids with makeup to candids of a sweaty athlete?

you act as if a bit of make up changes your whole look.
Honestly I am not even sure if he wears make up on this pic for example

You can easily see skin imperfections so even if he is wearing make up here it’s so subtle that it doesn’t influence the rating.


But anyways just compare a pic of Hummels with make up to the ones of pitt

 

[germanlooks]

Yoan gourcuff is looksmaxxed w him

With Pitt? Nah pitt mogs him

 

[Reckless Turtle]

But anyways just compare a pic of Hummels with make up to the ones of pitt

This isn't a "frontal and 3/4s only MOG battle." Hummels wins because he has a better lower 3rd (as evident in profile) and is 12 cm taller.

 

[germanlooks]

This isn't a "frontal and 3/4s only MOG battle." Hummels wins because he has a better lower 3rd (as evident in profile) and is 12 cm taller.

Pitts face overall looks better. It doesn’t matter if Hummels jaw looks better from the side when Pitt coloring mogs him to utter submission and also hairline and eye area mogs

With including height you could say that Hummels mogs but I still would bet that Pitt could get more women in Daily Life because after all face is king and Pitt looks even better in motion and already is tall enough to not pass as manlet

 

[volcelfatcel]

Hummels is easily one of the best-looking footballers, feel like he would mog Pitt in an irl setting.

Taller with better bones. Would definitely slay more females assuming equal status.
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@vanilla

 

[Br0sk1]

Pitt by far. How is this a serious mog battle?