Bribing surgery scheduling staff for an earlier surgery date

[Deleted member 2875]

I spoke to my insurance company earlier today, and they're saying I can expect to have my Bimax procedure somewhere around Feb-Mar of next year. This is a bit late for me, and I was hoping to get the procedure done before the end of the year.

I'm thinking of bribing the scheduling staff with expensive handbags for preferential treatment to get moved up the list. Does anyone have experience with something like this in USA?

 

[UnseasonedChicken]

I spoke to my insurance company earlier today, and they're saying I can expect to have my Bimax procedure somewhere around Feb-Mar of next year. This is a bit late for me, and I was hoping to get the procedure done before the end of the year.

I'm thinking of bribing the scheduling staff with expensive handbags for preferential treatment to get moved up the list. Does anyone have experience with something like this in USA?

Bribery is a bad idea in first world countries

 

[MakinMogReturns]

Bribery is a bad idea in first world countries

Very true.