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So basically i am on my way to the store to buy a can of pepsi max and a roll of toilet paper and i was thinking of picking of some lemons too so i could make Apple juice When i come Home. Anyways in the store This 7 psl big breast blonde Stacy comes up to touch my shaft, tries to pull down my zipper But i wasnt feeling it at all so i took the nearest pringles can and struck her in the head with it executing a clean strike knocking her out flawlessly. So i grab my pepsi Max and a roll of toilet paper and on the way out i see this new head and shoulders schampoo so i grab that too , i go buy the stuff But When i get out from the store i realised i forgot to buy lemons! But they wouldnt let me in the store again because they were closing and also were disturbed by my ”raging erection” i didnt even know i had one jfl the pepsi Max in my underwear was so Cold it had given my shaft a boner. So i go back home and make myself some apple juice mix with my pepsi Max then i realise... this stacy at the store probably only Tried to grab my pepsi Max and wasnt actually planning on giving my pecker a handjob since i am Not prime Jordan barrett

anyways moral of the story
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So basically i am on my way to the store to buy a can of pepsi max and a roll of toilet paper and i was thinking of picking of some lemons too so i could make Apple juice When i come Home. Anyways in the store This 7 psl big breast blonde Stacy comes up to touch my shaft, tries to pull down my zipper But i wasnt feeling it at all so i took the nearest pringles can and struck her in the head with it executing a clean strike knocking her out flawlessly. So i grab my pepsi Max and a roll of toilet paper and on the way out i see this new head and shoulders schampoo so i grab that too , i go buy the stuff But When i get out from the store i realised i forgot to buy lemons! But they wouldnt let me in the store again because they were closing and also were disturbed by my ”raging erection” i didnt even know i had one jfl the pepsi Max in my underwear was so Cold it had given my shaft a boner. So i go back home and make myself some apple juice mix with my pepsi Max then i realise... this stacy at the store probably only Tried to grab my pepsi Max and wasnt actually planning on giving my pecker a handjob since i am Not prime Jordan barrett

anyways moral of the story
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Actually funny good thread
 
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Plot twist: the blonde Stacy was actually Jordan Barrett in disguise
 
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lel kek dommer meme love it
 
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this deserves more attention fucking read it
 

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