POST GAME INTERVIEW, JUST GOT MY FIRST ESCORT

[madaeria]

Sanest greycel

it’s called r*pepill

 

[KD6Imp33]

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Looks ugly as shit.
Why did you choose such an ugly whore?
What the fuck?
No wonder you were soft on round 2.

 

[KD6Imp33]

Yeah that bit was the only cringe part about the whole ordeal. Him not being able to get it up is normal, it's all nerves. But that... that just takes the cake.

What do you mean "not getting hard is normal, it's all nerves"?
It was likely because she was ugly and he was a virgin and he had pressure under time / no real relaxation. ?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

What do you mean "not getting hard is normal, it's all nerves"?
It was likely because she was ugly and he was a virgin and he had pressure under time / no real relaxation. ?

Nigga that was round 2 it was perfectly normal

 

[KD6Imp33]

Nigga that was round 2 it was perfectly normal

But not with 55 days nofap, is it?
I also want to go to a hooker, i'm on 30 days nofap and don't want to waste money.
I'll go to one that is much hotter than yours.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

But not with 55 days nofap, is it?

Nigga after busting the build up is gone it doesn't matter

 

[KD6Imp33]

Nigga after busting the build up is gone it doesn't matter

You really wasted a 55 days strong huge load in a condom?
I will pay extra to fill her mouth with my 1st load.

 

[Gengar]

What do you mean "not getting hard is normal, it's all nerves"?
It was likely because she was ugly and he was a virgin and he had pressure under time / no real relaxation. ?

Are you OK? It was his first time. Obviously he's gonna be nervous.

 

[KD6Imp33]

Are you OK? It was his first time. Obviously he's gonna be nervous.

lol i thought you were talking about the nerves in the penis, not his mentality.

 

[Gengar]

lol i thought you were talking about the nerves in the penis, not his mentality.

Lol! Nah I thought it was obvious that I meant his mental state.

 

[hampy]

I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you"

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased )

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time )

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823

$240 is crazy

 

[KD6Imp33]

Lol! Nah I thought it was obvious that I meant his mental state.

That bright lime green color looks fucking good, can you make this with my acc too?
Saar, prease ?