POST GAME INTERVIEW, JUST GOT MY FIRST ESCORT

[Pueblo]

Paying 240 for this btw

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[Pueblo]

Paying 240 for this btw

And for getting that to suck your d with condom on btw

 

[Pueblo]

And for getting that to suck your d with condom on btw

Ngl I would have just invested that money to geomaxx instead at this point

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

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how much did u spend

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

Paying 240 for this btw

240 holy shit

 

[lastredeemer]

I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you"

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased )

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time )

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823

You need to spirtitual maxx and hold your seed for 365 days to fix this

 

[slaters]

Nah paying money for a ugly slut is crazy

 

[esoterik]

no tag

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

>bragging about paying for sex
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Where is the bragging part bud

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

no tag

Goldfish memory saar

Need to retain my seed to repair my frontal cortex

 

[Klasik616]

I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you"

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased )

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time )

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823

OVER

 

[hilpolp]

I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you"

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased )

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time )

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823

Sounds like your low T asf and wasn’t ready to go crazy in the pussy

 

[hilpolp]

Eh, nah

It wasn't that much better than jerking off

And I can easily stop jerking off, I won't be hooked. I disagree

What is this cope “not much better the r than fapping” you must’ve fucked a niggers ass hole you low T cuck

 

[esoterik]

also bruh, your having sex and a bj with a condom on, ofc your desensitized, because there is no sensation other than pulling and pressure lol

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

What is this cope “not much better the r than fapping” you must’ve fucked a niggers ass hole you low T cuck

Ok

Sounds like your low T asf and wasn’t ready to go crazy in the pussy

Ok

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

also bruh, your having sex and a bj with a condom on, ofc your desensitized, because there is no sensation other than pulling and pressure lol

The sex was fun but nothing crazy

I'm glad I had a lackluster experience in a way now I won't crave sex

 

[hilpolp]

Ok

Ok

Genuinely a Larp cause ain’t no way after 50 days no fap you wasn’t so horny to the point of fucking 1000 times you larping pussy

 

[esoterik]

See, I told you. They give you blowjobs with condoms on. You should have asked if she'd do it condomless. She was gonna charge you extra for it, but gotta say $240 is definitely overpriced for the experience you had but it's normal for escort rates. Though if you paid $240 you should at least have been able to get a blowjob without a condom. Obviously the sex is going to be mid since you've worn a rubber, it takes away the physical sensations. Condom sex is honestly worthless but sex is still sex, so you know what puss puss feels like somewhat. Regardless, you're a real man now. You're not a virgin anymore, and like you say, you're not putting puss puss on a pedestal anymore, so in a way it was kinda worth it. That said, I really think you should go and have your dick sucked without a condom, the sensation is gonna be much better.

yuh, thats what i said in the other thread, piv with condoms are like 99% of the time and bj with condoms are like... 50% of the time (depends on how much your paying tbh)

Obviously the sex is going to be mid since you've worn a rubber, it takes away the physical sensations

yuh, i mean, its legit like trying to touch snow for the first time but you wear gloves, useless af

 

[esoterik]

Genuinely a Larp cause ain’t no way after 50 days no fap you wasn’t so horny to the point of fucking 1000 times you larping pussy

not everyone is a low impulsive brown incel bud

 

[hilpolp]

not everyone is a low impulsive brown incel bud

8500 post obv your ARE that low impulsive mayo incel

 

[esoterik]

The sex was fun but nothing crazy

I'm glad I had a lackluster experience in a way now I won't crave sex

ehhh, idk man, you just got the low end of the stick, biologically reproductive/raw sex with someone you love i would guess is probably leagues ahead of what u got (and is logically the best feeling), like imma be real, i cant name a condition in your experience that could have gone worse

 

[´´´´´´´´]

“game”

 

[esoterik]

8500 post obv your ARE that low impulsive mayo incel

tbf there is people who joined a month ago and have like 5-10k posts, or people who joined a year ago with 50k posts lol

 

[greycel]

Miring your morals to concoct this entire story + make fun of yourself, so others stay away from hookers

 

[Tyler1]

Nigga you’re so retarded and Low T

 

[esoterik]

Miring your morals to concoct this entire story + make fun of yourself, so others stay away from hookers

nah, hes been talking about this for weeks and made alotta threads on this shit, its real lol

 

[nuisance]

Did you get hard the second time she was blowing you

Im caging at this its so bad

 

[´´´´´´´´]

You paid for something other men get for free and better. End it

 

[greycel]

nah, hes been talking about this for weeks and made alotta threads on this shit, its real lol

I hope it isn’t
People lie and larp for all reasons on this site. It’s good to think he fabricated it all to devalue need for sex on this site (his entire story is 1 fuckup after another).. which would’ve otherwise sent them down the wrong path
We’ll never know I guess

 

[superpsycho]

mogs me for being a sexhaver.

 

[hilpolp]

tbf there is people who joined a month ago and have like 5-10k posts, or people who joined a year ago with 50k posts lol

True you did join 2 years ago which is crazy

 

[hilpolp]

mogs me for being a sexhaver.

You don’t have 200$

 

[esoterik]

True you did join 2 years ago which is crazy

yuh lol, life was so different in 2023

 

[hilpolp]

yuh lol, life was so different in 2023

How tf you bpd in 2023 how old are you

 

[esoterik]

How tf you bpd in 2023 how old are you

18, back then i wondered how people were bpd in 2020/2022, i joined the forum during the peak of my highschool experience

 

[hilpolp]

18, back then i wondered how people were bpd in 2020/2022, i joined the forum during the peak of my highschool experience

Daaamn are you going to college and did you have sex in school

 

[esoterik]

Daaamn are you going to college and did you have sex in school

nah, i got a good entry job, and nah, i suppose if i wanted to have sex bad enough i would have lowered my standards but i dont see how sex could be enjoyable with a ltb/lmtb

 

[Swarthy Knight]

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Of the ~30 I've seen by now, you'd be surprised how many said "yes babe tee hee" to bbbj then put on a rubber before doing it (probably for the better tho ngl, less chances of STDs)

 

[Uehdbwidbfngj]

I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you"

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased )

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time )

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823

Picture of girl?

 

[hilpolp]

nah, i got a good entry job, and nah, i suppose if i wanted to have sex bad enough i would have lowered my standards but i dont see how sex could be enjoyable with a ltb/lmtb

Bruuutal so your khhv

 

[esoterik]

Bruuutal so your khhv

yuh, what about you, how old and r u khhv

 

[hilpolp]

yuh, what about you, how old and r u khhv

18 khhv as well but ima college max no wage slave cope like you

 

[hilpolp]

yuh, what about you, how old and r u

R u gonna escort max money max?

 

[esoterik]

18 khhv as well but ima college max no wage slave cope like you

type shit, i had to get a job after i did some not so legal things in crypto to get hardmaxxing funds, so now kinda settling down for a bit, but surgerons are either dnrding me or long ass consultation time, brutal shit

 

[hilpolp]

type shit, i had to get a job after i did some not so legal things in crypto to get hardmaxxing funds, so now kinda settling down for a bit, but surgerons are either dnrding me or long ass consultation time, brutal shit

What you tryna get and do to your fave how tall are you

 

[esoterik]

R u gonna escort max money max?

eh, im trying to cope and hope surgery ascends me to hhtn+ so a hot girl takes my virginity

 

[hilpolp]

eh, im trying to cope and hope surgery ascends me to hhtn+ so a hot girl takes my virginity

Mmmm bro you look htn already in your pfp maybe your just being nd

 

[esoterik]

What you tryna get and do to your fave how tall are you

ccw/lf1, supras, rhino, infras, pexy & ptosis correction, im 6'4, wbu

 

[hilpolp]

ccw/lf1, supras, rhino, infras, pexy & ptosis correction, im 6'4, wbu

6’2 and I’ll just cope with the face I got but damn bro your 6’4 ain’t no way you ain’t got laid but after surgery’s your gonna be Giga Chad lolll how long till you think your get and finish with surgeries

 

[lazza]

I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you"

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased )

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time )

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823

Keeps us updated on the 100 day no fap