Bros wtf am I doing, started talking to a landwhale and now she wants to fuck + deepthroat me JFL

[zerotohero]

Bros seriously what the fuck is wrong with me.

I’m a solid MTN, been looksmaxxing for months, gymcelling hard, skincare routine on point, but still in volcel mode because I only pull low-tier beckies or worse.

The other day out of pure boredom I start talking to this chick on Insta, at first I’m thinking “ok she’s a bit curvy” but nah bro, full-on landwhale, easily 220lbs+, LTB face with heavy fakeup.

But somehow shit escalates, we start talking, flirting, and suddenly we’re getting horny as fuck. She sends pics in lingerie (which doesn’t even hide the rolls), I’m coping like “body positive lol”, and out of nowhere she hits me with: “I want you to come over and fuck me hard, and I’ll deepthroat you until you can’t take it anymore” JFL BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

 

[cytoplasm]

Deepthroat her instead

 

[gymceltard]

Can you post pics? Blur out her face if you must.

I want to know if she's legit fat or just curvy/thick.

 

[Ldar09867]

Bros seriously what the fuck is wrong with me.

I’m a solid MTN, been looksmaxxing for months, gymcelling hard, skincare routine on point, but still in volcel mode because I only pull low-tier beckies or worse.

The other day out of pure boredom I start talking to this chick on Insta, at first I’m thinking “ok she’s a bit curvy” but nah bro, full-on landwhale, easily 220lbs+, LTB face with heavy fakeup.

But somehow shit escalates, we start talking, flirting, and suddenly we’re getting horny as fuck. She sends pics in lingerie (which doesn’t even hide the rolls), I’m coping like “body positive lol”, and out of nowhere she hits me with: “I want you to come over and fuck me hard, and I’ll deepthroat you until you can’t take it anymore” JFL BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

 

[chudpiller]

 

[vvd]

Down half a bottle of vodka and go slay

 

[Overlord-]

@supergoat972

 

[gymceltard]

@supergoat972

That nigga hates fat women Also he is delusional and claims fat bitches only can date fat ugly men.

However here's OP who is a fit young Chad about to fuck a fat girl.

 

[zerotohero]

That nigga hates fat women Also he is delusional and claims fat bitches only can date fat ugly men.

However here's OP who is a fit young Chad about to fuck a fat girl.

I’m a MTN at best facially, but I’m tall and hung, so that’s why.

 

[edodalic29]

Down half a bottle of vodka and go slay

ed incoming

the best slay stack is cialis up to 50mg and some beta blockers if your a bitch

 

[gymceltard]

I’m a MTN at best facially, but I’m tall and hung, so that’s why.

How tall and how big is your dick? How can the fat foid tell? Did you shower her your penis pics?

 

[onfoenem]

Wouldnt tap that, i have to much self respect for it. Not even drunk bra 220 is too much

 

[zerotohero]

.

 

[zygosmasher12]

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No shame in going for it. Since you’re a volcel it’s going to be good warm up / training to up your dick game for the time where you bag an mtb+ and you can make her addicted to your dick

 

[zerotohero]

How tall and how big is your dick? How can the fat foid tell? Did you shower her your penis pics?

6’1” and 7 ½“

 

[zerotohero]

Bump.

 

[lurkerbeserker]

And I thought I was bad for fucking a 140 pound Ltb

 

[Futura]

Bros seriously what the fuck is wrong with me.

I’m a solid MTN, been looksmaxxing for months, gymcelling hard, skincare routine on point, but still in volcel mode because I only pull low-tier beckies or worse.

The other day out of pure boredom I start talking to this chick on Insta, at first I’m thinking “ok she’s a bit curvy” but nah bro, full-on landwhale, easily 220lbs+, LTB face with heavy fakeup.

But somehow shit escalates, we start talking, flirting, and suddenly we’re getting horny as fuck. She sends pics in lingerie (which doesn’t even hide the rolls), I’m coping like “body positive lol”, and out of nowhere she hits me with: “I want you to come over and fuck me hard, and I’ll deepthroat you until you can’t take it anymore” JFL BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Ewww

 

[pslgod15]

puaj

 

[DescendToSub5]

Train your dick game on her

 

[JohnDoe]

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IT'S OVER AND THAT'S ALRIGHT

 

[Divineincel]

Bros seriously what the fuck is wrong with me.

I’m a solid MTN, been looksmaxxing for months, gymcelling hard, skincare routine on point, but still in volcel mode because I only pull low-tier beckies or worse.

The other day out of pure boredom I start talking to this chick on Insta, at first I’m thinking “ok she’s a bit curvy” but nah bro, full-on landwhale, easily 220lbs+, LTB face with heavy fakeup.

But somehow shit escalates, we start talking, flirting, and suddenly we’re getting horny as fuck. She sends pics in lingerie (which doesn’t even hide the rolls), I’m coping like “body positive lol”, and out of nowhere she hits me with: “I want you to come over and fuck me hard, and I’ll deepthroat you until you can’t take it anymore” JFL BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

Atleast you’re pulling somebody

 

[supergoat972]

That nigga hates fat women Also he is delusional and claims fat bitches only can date fat ugly men.

However here's OP who is a fit young Chad about to fuck a fat girl.

Hey dumb fuck.

Try going outside for once in your life. 90%+ of all landwhales are with other overweight men or those low income (typically ethnic men.) I went to a taco bell the other day and every obese women was with an obese man. Ironically, the only "mixed weight couple" was this white slim lady with this chubby white guy. Not a skinny man and a landwhale woman.

Same situation when you walk into a fast food joint, government office or walmart. What explains all the couples at those places? At my office all the obese women are with/married to another fat man besides this one obese, dawrf whos with a a 5'4" black guy. Why is not every landwhale with a handsome doctor, male model, or a college athlete? They are all with other fat men. Answer that retard.

 

[gymceltard]

Hey dumb fuck.

Try going outside for once in your life. 90%+ of all landwhales are with other overweight men or those low income (typically ethnic men.) I went to a taco bell the other day and every obese women was with an obese man. Ironically, the only "mixed weight couple" was this white slim lady with this chubby white guy. Not a skinny man and a landwhale woman.

Same situation when you walk into a fast food joint, government office or walmart. What explains all the couples at those places? At my office all the obese women are with/married to another fat man besides this one obese, dawrf whos with a a 5'4" black guy. Why is not every landwhale with a handsome doctor, male model, or a college athlete? They are all with other fat men. Answer that retard.

So do you deny OPs story? He’s a fit young white guy and he wants to fuck a fat woman he met off instagram.

He will never be seen in public with her, he will never date her, but he’ll probably have sex with her 1 or 2 times and then never call her again.

 

[cam1000]

This means you are required to hit now

 

[HundredManSlayer]

 

[supergoat972]

So do you deny OPs story? He’s a fit young white guy and he wants to fuck a fat woman he met off instagram.

He will never be seen in public with her, he will never date her, but he’ll probably have sex with her 1 or 2 times and then never call her again.

Okay, than he must be the 12% of landwhales with normal weight partners, because 88% are with other overweight or obese men.

Approximate distribution of partners for obese women (U.S., NHANES 2017–2020 style estimates):

• Normal weight partners (BMI 18.5–24.9): ~12%
• Overweight partners (BMI 25–29.9): ~28%
• Obese partners (BMI 30+): ~60%

So about 85–90% of obese women’s partners are overweight or obese, and only around 1 in 10 are paired with a normal-weight man.

You are 29, right? You should be able to under exceptions vs. averages and what not.

 

[sick kunt31]

pass her to me twin

 

[Aypo129]

Op forgot to mention that he's indian
And the landwhale is also indian
You guys are not ready

 

[supergoat972]

Hey dumb fuck.

Try going outside for once in your life. 90%+ of all landwhales are with other overweight men or those low income (typically ethnic men.) I went to a taco bell the other day and every obese women was with an obese man. Ironically, the only "mixed weight couple" was this white slim lady with this chubby white guy. Not a skinny man and a landwhale woman.

Same situation when you walk into a fast food joint, government office or walmart. What explains all the couples at those places? At my office all the obese women are with/married to another fat man besides this one obese, dawrf whos with a a 5'4" black guy. Why is not every landwhale with a handsome doctor, male model, or a college athlete? They are all with other fat men. Answer that retard.

The only people dumb enough to believe that these landwhales are dating handsome/high value/"Chads" are the people who live chronically online from both the extreme right (incel and blackpill forums) and extreme left (reddit r/body positivity.) Normal people who walk into a walmart, fast food joint or a welfare office don't expect to see lardasses with handsome doctors, male models, or a college athletes. No normal person with a functioning brain expects to see some obese women who works the cashier at Panda Express to go home to a male model or a Brad Pitt lookalike.

I work with some of the fattest ppl on planet earth(government office, deep south, mostly black/hispanic women) and NONE have handsome husbands or boyfriends. All have overweight/obese husbands/boyfriends besides this morbidly obese latina with a 5'4", skinny black guy


Dumb fucks.

 

[g4rlic]

you can ruin it for other men she dates or dont tbh. mtn life is hard but I personally could never fuck a fat woman if I'm working out FUCK no. I would be too upset.

 

[g4rlic]

Op forgot to mention that he's indian
And the landwhale is also indian
You guys are not ready

thats a common grouping where I live jfl except the Indian dude is usually 5'4

 

[supergoat972]

thats a common grouping where I live jfl except the Indian dude is usually 5'4

I usually see black men with landwhales? Never noticed this with indian men.

I work with some of the fattest ppl on planet earth(government office, deep south, mostly black/hispanic women.) All have overweight/obese husbands/boyfriends besides this morbidly obese latina with a short, skinny black guy

 

[gymceltard]

The only people dumb enough to believe that these landwhales are dating handsome/high value/"Chads" are the people who live chronically online from both the extreme right (incel and blackpill forums) and extreme left (reddit r/body positivity.) Normal people who walk into a walmart, fast food joint or a welfare office don't expect to see lardasses with handsome doctors, male models, or a college athletes. No normal person with a functioning brain expects to see some obese women who works the cashier at Panda Express to go home to a male model or a Brad Pitt lookalike.

I work with some of the fattest ppl on planet earth(government office, deep south, mostly black/hispanic women) and NONE have handsome husbands or boyfriends. All have overweight/obese husbands/boyfriends besides this morbidly obese latina with a 5'4", skinny black guy


Dumb fucks.

Nigga your so low IQ that you don’t understand the difference between hook ups behind closed doors and public relationships.

OP is going to probably hook up with this foid a few times, driving straight to her apartment in the middle of the night, never be seen in public with her.

 

[Tomorrow]

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holy fuck im caging

crazy meme potential

 

[g4rlic]

I usually see black men with landwhales? Never noticed this with indian men.

I work with some of the fattest ppl on planet earth(government office, deep south, mostly black/hispanic women.) All have overweight/obese husbands/boyfriends besides this morbidly obese latina with a short, skinny black guy

here black ppl have some shame so they're prolly still fucking whales but on the dl

 

[zemult]

It's truly a sad time for men