Broscience theory: Hairline protects you in combat

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We take it for granted that hair loss is unattractive in men. It makes you look old, etc. But I think there is another reason why a good hairline is attractive: Men with good (low) hairlines have more protection in combat.

Take Khabib Nurmagomedov as an example. He is legendary in MMA for never getting defeated. In fact, he's never even been cut (bleeding from forehead) in a fight. Getting cut could make the referee stop teh fight and declare you the loser for safety, even if you are still willing to fight. Khabib has a very low hairline. Punches are less likely to cut him and blind him where he has hair to protect his skin.

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These guys have like zero forehead.
 
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"The oldest known use of helmets was by Assyrian soldiers in 900 BC. They wore thick leather or bronze helmets to protect the head from blunt objects, sword blows and arrows in combat."
 
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Those guys would be even better with a good hairline.
Why aren't they being surpassed by guys with good hairlines then? If they're the top boxers in the world then shouldn't they be beat by someone with a low hairline?
 
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Nah it just looks more intimidating
 
same with lions mane , it protects them.
 
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>Hairlines made them Champions
:feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:
STFU
you never set a foot in a ring retard
They won cause they strong, high fighting iq, strong reflexes and speed
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same with lions mane , it protects them.
It was something for winters too
Atlas Lions developed the thickest manes for this too
 
We take it for granted that hair loss is unattractive in men. It makes you look old, etc. But I think there is another reason why a good hairline is attractive: Men with good (low) hairlines have more protection in combat.

Take Khabib Nurmagomedov as an example. He is legendary in MMA for never getting defeated. In fact, he's never even been cut (bleeding from forehead) in a fight. Getting cut could make the referee stop teh fight and declare you the loser for safety, even if you are still willing to fight. Khabib has a very low hairline. Punches are less likely to cut him and blind him where he has hair to protect his skin.

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Some boxers:

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These guys have like zero forehead.
They never been bleed out cause they dodge retarded nigger
 
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same logic applies to beards
Actually no because a beard can be grabbed hold of in combat, Alexander had his men clean-shaven because of this
 
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Actually no because a beard can be grabbed hold of in combat, Alexander had his men clean-shaven because of this
Yeah but its exagerated too
Lot of warriors had beards
 
Actually no because a beard can be grabbed hold of in combat, Alexander had his men clean-shaven because of this
stubble, not long beards
 
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Imagine being intimidating by a low hairline jfl
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Doesnt make any sense

Being intimidated by other men is faggot behavior anyway
Nigga didn't say I'm intimidated by them. Men look 10 times better with low hairline
 
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Nigga didn't say I'm intimidated by them. Men look 10 times better with low hairline
I didnt say you are intimidated
I said saying it look intimidating is retarded
 
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Imagine being intimidating by a low hairline jfl
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Doesnt make any sense

Being intimidated by other men is faggot behavior anyway
Not if the guy your facing is 7ft 1 wilt Chamberlain
 
not even the slightest hint of a pixel, you fucking idiot
 
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Actually no because a beard can be grabbed hold of in combat, Alexander had his men clean-shaven because of this
I think a buzz cut (too short to grab, but still there), plus no beard, is ideal for combat.
They never been bleed out cause they dodge retarded nigger
No boxer/MMA guy dodges 100% of punches, it's often "get in a position to not take the full force of the blow" rather than a full dodge because of the speed of the hands
 
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I think a buzz cut (too short to grab, but still there), plus no beard, is ideal for combat.

No boxer/MMA guy dodges 100% of punches, it's often "get in a position to not take the full force of the blow" rather than a full dodge because of the speed of the hands
They have their guard
 
"Punches are less likely to cut him and blind him where he has hair to protect his skin."

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