Bruh shoud i count this as a slay

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Shoud i count this as a slay, if i picked a girl from club, which I LIKED AS FUCK and saw her many times there, and then we were chilling for all day and watching some stupid movies and then i licked her pussy, her nipples and her armpits (she was actually surprised lol) and fingered her and asked her to help me with some masturbation, i also asked her, if she wanna try the classic, and she was like "mmmmaaaybeeee????" (She was shy as fuck)
BUT MY DICK DIDNT WAKE UP FOR SOME REASON:lul::lul::lul: And i was like "bruh, wtf u betray me again, bro"
Also wtf this even happed lol, i was not even drunk or too nervous, i didnt have sex for like 3 months and watched porn a lot, maybe i am dying:lul::lul:
So at some point she said "sorry dude, i cant do this with a guy, which i dont know for long and dont forgive him enough(( i also think, this would be painfull, cause i didnt have anything since winter" so i just said "ok, baby!"
Then she asked me to choke her a bit, while i was licking her, i did, then we just slept naked hugging each other

So shoud i count this, if ACTUALLY i dont like classic sex that much anyway (my dick is not very sensitive for some reason and condoms suck) and i like doing some weird licking stuff more, so technically i got what i want anyway, am i right?:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
 
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If i get the meaning of "slay" right
 
Also guys, have u ever licked female armpits?
 
i licked her pussy, her nipples and her armpits (she was actually surprised lol
Also guys, have u ever licked female armpits?
why ???
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Why does it even matter?
 
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Shoud i count this as a slay, if i picked a girl from club, which I LIKED AS FUCK and saw her many times there, and then we were chilling for all day and watching some stupid movies and then i licked her pussy, her nipples and her armpits (she was actually surprised lol) and fingered her and asked her to help me with some masturbation, i also asked her, if she wanna try the classic, and she was like "mmmmaaaybeeee????" (She was shy as fuck)
BUT MY DICK DIDNT WAKE UP FOR SOME REASON:lul::lul::lul: And i was like "bruh, wtf u betray me again, bro"
Also wtf this even happed lol, i was not even drunk or too nervous, i didnt have sex for like 3 months and watched porn a lot, maybe i am dying:lul::lul:
So at some point she said "sorry dude, i cant do this with a guy, which i dont know for long and dont forgive him enough(( i also think, this would be painfull, cause i didnt have anything since winter" so i just said "ok, baby!"
Then she asked me to choke her a bit, while i was licking her, i did, then we just slept naked hugging each other

So shoud i count this, if ACTUALLY i dont like classic sex that much anyway (my dick is not very sensitive for some reason and condoms suck) and i like doing some weird licking stuff more, so technically i got what i want anyway, am i right?:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
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Bruh actually i am a bit embarrased for my... potency?
MAybe i got porn addiction:feelswat:
 
Shoud i count this as a slay, if i picked a girl from club, which I LIKED AS FUCK and saw her many times there, and then we were chilling for all day and watching some stupid movies and then i licked her pussy, her nipples and her armpits (she was actually surprised lol) and fingered her and asked her to help me with some masturbation, i also asked her, if she wanna try the classic, and she was like "mmmmaaaybeeee????" (She was shy as fuck)
BUT MY DICK DIDNT WAKE UP FOR SOME REASON:lul::lul::lul: And i was like "bruh, wtf u betray me again, bro"
Also wtf this even happed lol, i was not even drunk or too nervous, i didnt have sex for like 3 months and watched porn a lot, maybe i am dying:lul::lul:
So at some point she said "sorry dude, i cant do this with a guy, which i dont know for long and dont forgive him enough(( i also think, this would be painfull, cause i didnt have anything since winter" so i just said "ok, baby!"
Then she asked me to choke her a bit, while i was licking her, i did, then we just slept naked hugging each other

So shoud i count this, if ACTUALLY i dont like classic sex that much anyway (my dick is not very sensitive for some reason and condoms suck) and i like doing some weird licking stuff more, so technically i got what i want anyway, am i right?:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
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Shoud i count this as a slay, if i picked a girl from club, which I LIKED AS FUCK and saw her many times there, and then we were chilling for all day and watching some stupid movies and then i licked her pussy, her nipples and her armpits (she was actually surprised lol) and fingered her and asked her to help me with some masturbation, i also asked her, if she wanna try the classic, and she was like "mmmmaaaybeeee????" (She was shy as fuck)
BUT MY DICK DIDNT WAKE UP FOR SOME REASON:lul::lul::lul: And i was like "bruh, wtf u betray me again, bro"
Also wtf this even happed lol, i was not even drunk or too nervous, i didnt have sex for like 3 months and watched porn a lot, maybe i am dying:lul::lul:
So at some point she said "sorry dude, i cant do this with a guy, which i dont know for long and dont forgive him enough(( i also think, this would be painfull, cause i didnt have anything since winter" so i just said "ok, baby!"
Then she asked me to choke her a bit, while i was licking her, i did, then we just slept naked hugging each other

So shoud i count this, if ACTUALLY i dont like classic sex that much anyway (my dick is not very sensitive for some reason and condoms suck) and i like doing some weird licking stuff more, so technically i got what i want anyway, am i right?:feelswat::feelswat::feelswat:
You are faggot nigga, just get straight to fucking, don't lick her fishy pussy and smelly armpits cuck, why don't you ask to be pegged aswell?
 

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