Brutal iPhonepill

[Brus Wane]

Can't win in this game. Can't relax if you're sub chadlite.

A foid classmate even said her friends have ghosted men on dates for driving below the speed limit.

The iphonepill goes deeper than being an expensive communication device.

At this point it shows you're part of a club. It's almost like a calling card if you're already attractive.

It may only take a few months to save up for one but at this point it's a bare necessity if you want to be take seriously.

It represents socioeconomic status, at least to the average normie. And we all know how important that is.

Bathsheba would rather fuck the King while her lowly soldier husband was sent to the front lines of battle to get offed to hide the pregnancy.

潘金蓮 would rather fuck the rich playboy merchant 西門慶 and poison her manlet bread seller husband 武大郎 to join his harem.

Aphrodite would rather bang Chad God of War Ares than her Virgin cripple, albeit productive husband Hephaestus. And she continued to do so even after everyone found out JFL.

Status (and wealth) never loses in the face of hypergamy. Never.

Been that way for thousands of years. Will be the way for thousands more.

 

[Jase]

IM SO FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR THIS FORUM.

IPHONEPILL WAS BRUTAL WHEN FIRST DISCOVERED BUT IT SAVED MANY LIVES INCLUDING MINE.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Its a made up problem by people who are chronically online. Never heard anything about this shit irl

 

[Deleted member 31562]

IM SO FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR THIS FORUM.

IPHONEPILL WAS BRUTAL WHEN FIRST DISCOVERED BUT IT SAVED MANY LIVES INCLUDING MINE.

Keep typing in caps like an excited little zoomer slut

 

[Deleted member 28117]

i have a samsung and its so fucking shit i cant take a pic it looks bad and blurry and the phone is just slow iphone is literally the only phone that should exist

 

[Deleted member 17595]

iphone is law in 2023

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Redditors are the type to use Android and get pissed when they get hit with the iPhonepill and NTpill

 

[mulattocel]

A foid classmate said her friends have ghosted men on dates for driving below the speed limit.

I invented this pill

Thread 'She will judge your driving'
https://looksmax.org/threads/she-will-judge-your-driving.753025/

 

[Brus Wane]

Its a made up problem by people who are chronically online. Never heard anything about this shit irl

Nigga those guys met up with foids irl
That's how they get ghosted
That's not 'irl' enough for u?

Redditors are the type to use Android and get pissed when they get hit with the iPhonepill and NTpill
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Clowns can't be taken seriously

IM SO FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR THIS FORUM.

IPHONEPILL WAS BRUTAL WHEN FIRST DISCOVERED BUT IT SAVED MANY LIVES INCLUDING MINE.

I've been using android for years. It meets all my requirements for a 'good' phone. I can understand why some people think iPhone is superior but I've never felt pressured into making the switch. Until iphonepill in recent months...

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Nigga those guys met up with foids irl
That's how they get ghosted
That's not 'irl' enough for u?

Which guys? If yes this only happens in America

 

[datboijj]

to this day i still feel almost no anxiety pulling out my cracked i phone 8
compared to shaking in my boots pulling out my latest Samsung when it came out
android is still better tho
but i don't need to be doing all that extra stuff anymore
don't need to put linux and windows XP on my phone just to do it anymore

 

[BoredPrince]

iPhonepill is mostly relevant in America, not so much in Europe

Here it still gives you small status boost, but it's not such a falio that a girl will reject you for not having it

 

[Brus Wane]

iPhonepill is mostly relevant in America, not so much in Europe

Here it still gives you small status boost, but it's not such a falio that a girl will reject you for not having it

Europe has other issues right?

Like owning luxury property and being high class ? No one escapes hypergamy.