SidharthTheSlayer
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From having to cover my own expenses in the past year, I have learned a lot about having to save money on cosmetic products.
Despite coming from an affluent background, my parents will not cover expenses for my supplements, skincare, or various looksmaxing items that I need (not that I'd ask my parents to buy me a penis pump anyway
)
I'm of the opinion that one should not spend a lot of money on softmaxes, as they do not guarantee massive changes. Hence my first recommendation for you is the following to get a lot of stuff absolutely free:
SHOPLIFT!!!!!!
Here's how I do it:
I wear some pants like this...
...and then I put the items I need in my pockets. Then I walk out the store. It's that simple. In Cuckmerica, no employee will ever stop you. Just make sure you don't shoplift at the same store too often. The more you shoplift enough from one store, the more you risk getting arrested by POLICE
The reality is that many of the skincare items you need such as serums, creams, and face masks or makeup can be shoplifted easily.
But shoplifting is even better for supplements, which are typically rather expensive online. I would also NEVER recommend getting supplements from a website like Alibaba. Certain serums and skincare products are similar. You have no idea what is actually in these products and no one is willing to do a quality check.
I've shoplifted maybe close to $600 worth in supplements alone. This has of course helped me tremendously, as I am using these supplements as part of an ongoing human science project...
Now for items I'd personally recommend for you to save money, ranked in order of value to price...
1. IPL Machine (Hair Removal)
Value: $150+ for <$20
IPL devices can be used to minimize facial hair regrowth if you have Arab tier hair genes like me, but they are expensive. The most recommended ones are usually over $150. I bought this one from Temu for $15 and it worked instantly to reduce my 5 o'clock shadow and facial hair regrowth.
2. Bathmate Replica (Penis Enlargement)
Value: $150+ for $30
Bathmate is the creme da le creme when it comes to dickmaxxing and penis pumps. However it is rather expensive, and I can't justify spending over $150 when I already have a horse cock. So I purchased this replica, which has been confirmed to work the exact same as the original by Redditors who have tried both.
3. Teeth Strips / Purple Toothpaste (Teeth Whitening)
Value: $50+ for <$5
I don't see the purpose in spending over $50 on something that may or may not give good results like whitening strips, and I certainly don't see why you'd spend over $10 on purple toothpaste, which hasn't even been confirmed to work yet. You can get both with the exact same functionality for under $5 total.Though professional teeth whitening still probably mogs tbh
4. Lumify (Scleral Whitening)
Value: $20+ for >$5
Lumify is the best scleral whitener there is on the market, however the kikes at Bausch+Lomb have priced 7.5 mL vials at over $20. JFL at paying for that shit when you can get the same thing for $3.
5. Shoe Lifts / Shoulder Pads / Nose Lifts
Value: $20+ for >$10
The thing about these frauds is that the stuff you buy on Amazon or elsewhere is literally the exact same as what you get on Chinese websites, it's not even a replica. So buying your shit straight from the horse's mouth is optimal and much cheaper - these items are pretty much guaranteed to be 50% cheaper.
I hope this guide was helpful in giving you ideas to save some money. I prefer to save my hard earned cash for pro-dermatologist-administered skin treatments, anabolic steroids, and various hardmaxxes.
TLDR: I'd really just advise you to either shoplift or check a Chinese website next time you want to purchase some looksmax related apparatus.
THANK YOU FOR READING!!! STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT GUIDE ON THE ONLY NON-COPE SKIN BLEACHING METHOD!!!!
Despite coming from an affluent background, my parents will not cover expenses for my supplements, skincare, or various looksmaxing items that I need (not that I'd ask my parents to buy me a penis pump anyway
)I'm of the opinion that one should not spend a lot of money on softmaxes, as they do not guarantee massive changes. Hence my first recommendation for you is the following to get a lot of stuff absolutely free:
SHOPLIFT!!!!!!
Here's how I do it:
I wear some pants like this...
...and then I put the items I need in my pockets. Then I walk out the store. It's that simple. In Cuckmerica, no employee will ever stop you. Just make sure you don't shoplift at the same store too often. The more you shoplift enough from one store, the more you risk getting arrested by POLICE
The reality is that many of the skincare items you need such as serums, creams, and face masks or makeup can be shoplifted easily.
But shoplifting is even better for supplements, which are typically rather expensive online. I would also NEVER recommend getting supplements from a website like Alibaba. Certain serums and skincare products are similar. You have no idea what is actually in these products and no one is willing to do a quality check.
I've shoplifted maybe close to $600 worth in supplements alone. This has of course helped me tremendously, as I am using these supplements as part of an ongoing human science project...
Now for items I'd personally recommend for you to save money, ranked in order of value to price...
1. IPL Machine (Hair Removal)
Value: $150+ for <$20
IPL devices can be used to minimize facial hair regrowth if you have Arab tier hair genes like me, but they are expensive. The most recommended ones are usually over $150. I bought this one from Temu for $15 and it worked instantly to reduce my 5 o'clock shadow and facial hair regrowth.
2. Bathmate Replica (Penis Enlargement)
Value: $150+ for $30
Bathmate is the creme da le creme when it comes to dickmaxxing and penis pumps. However it is rather expensive, and I can't justify spending over $150 when I already have a horse cock. So I purchased this replica, which has been confirmed to work the exact same as the original by Redditors who have tried both.
3. Teeth Strips / Purple Toothpaste (Teeth Whitening)
Value: $50+ for <$5
I don't see the purpose in spending over $50 on something that may or may not give good results like whitening strips, and I certainly don't see why you'd spend over $10 on purple toothpaste, which hasn't even been confirmed to work yet. You can get both with the exact same functionality for under $5 total.
4. Lumify (Scleral Whitening)
Value: $20+ for >$5
Lumify is the best scleral whitener there is on the market, however the kikes at Bausch+Lomb have priced 7.5 mL vials at over $20. JFL at paying for that shit when you can get the same thing for $3.
5. Shoe Lifts / Shoulder Pads / Nose Lifts
Value: $20+ for >$10
The thing about these frauds is that the stuff you buy on Amazon or elsewhere is literally the exact same as what you get on Chinese websites, it's not even a replica. So buying your shit straight from the horse's mouth is optimal and much cheaper - these items are pretty much guaranteed to be 50% cheaper.
I hope this guide was helpful in giving you ideas to save some money. I prefer to save my hard earned cash for pro-dermatologist-administered skin treatments, anabolic steroids, and various hardmaxxes.
TLDR: I'd really just advise you to either shoplift or check a Chinese website next time you want to purchase some looksmax related apparatus.
THANK YOU FOR READING!!! STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT GUIDE ON THE ONLY NON-COPE SKIN BLEACHING METHOD!!!!
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