Caffeine is the shittest stimulant oat

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Shit story time/rant:

I was surprisingly invited to hang out late at night in a mutual friends hotel room. They told me theyd bring some low mtbs we both kinda knew so I accepted. I'm some fucking mega retard tho so I decided to pop 400mg of caffeine, as a max and to keep me awake. Turns out it's a laxative to so the entire time I had to fucking shit. So brootal, whole time ltbs are asking me abt relationship nonsense (mind u ive had like none so I had to bs) whilst I can feel the shit trying to leave my ass.
 
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I would say cocaine is worse
 
Shit story time/rant:

I was surprisingly invited to hang out late at night in a mutual friends hotel room. They told me theyd bring some low mtbs we both kinda knew so I accepted. I'm some fucking mega retard tho so I decided to pop 400mg of caffeine, as a max and to keep me awake. Turns out it's a laxative to so the entire time I had to fucking shit. So brootal, whole time ltbs are asking me abt relationship nonsense (mind u ive had like none so I had to bs) whilst I can feel the shit trying to leave my ass.
Caffeine mogs
 
Caffeine isn't psychoactive
 
I thought it was please elaborate
It doesn't actually change something in your brain it only "energizes" the nervous system
The most close example I could give you to it is those supermarket anxiety pills made from herbs they don't actually change any compounds they just support the nervous system, compared to adderall caffine is nothing
 
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It doesn't actually change something in your brain it only "energizes" the nervous system
The most close example I could give you to it is those supermarket anxiety pills made from herbs they don't actually change any compounds they just support the nervous system, compared to adderall caffine is nothing
oh yh fairs adderal mogs hard, I'm buying soon I'm js a broke cunt
 
Shit story time/rant:

I was surprisingly invited to hang out late at night in a mutual friends hotel room. They told me theyd bring some low mtbs we both kinda knew so I accepted. I'm some fucking mega retard tho so I decided to pop 400mg of caffeine, as a max and to keep me awake. Turns out it's a laxative to so the entire time I had to fucking shit. So brootal, whole time ltbs are asking me abt relationship nonsense (mind u ive had like none so I had to bs) whilst I can feel the shit trying to leave my ass.
istg caffeine is so overrated i completely ditched it, i do reccomend dmaa though :feelshmm:
 
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It makes me want to piss
It’s a duiretic too jfl
 
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I never really ever felt anything on caffeine idk why
 
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It’s not that deep and shit can help
 
Well than don't take so much
 
It’s not that deep and shit can help
its prolly fine for other people but all it really does for me is make my shit thus I called it the worst stimulant
 
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its prolly fine for other people but all it really does for me is make my shit thus I called it the worst stimulant
Every time I take caffeine as a mtn I look into the mirror and see myself as Jordan Barrett and it makes me want to get shit done as well as music sounding so much better. I would drink 6 white monsters a day tbh
 
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Remember drinking 4 redbulls before going to some random niggas place and damn near dozing off
 
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Shit story time/rant:

I was surprisingly invited to hang out late at night in a mutual friends hotel room. They told me theyd bring some low mtbs we both kinda knew so I accepted. I'm some fucking mega retard tho so I decided to pop 400mg of caffeine, as a max and to keep me awake. Turns out it's a laxative to so the entire time I had to fucking shit. So brootal, whole time ltbs are asking me abt relationship nonsense (mind u ive had like none so I had to bs) whilst I can feel the shit trying to leave my ass.
poison consumer JFL
 
Shit story time/rant:

I was surprisingly invited to hang out late at night in a mutual friends hotel room. They told me theyd bring some low mtbs we both kinda knew so I accepted. I'm some fucking mega retard tho so I decided to pop 400mg of caffeine, as a max and to keep me awake. Turns out it's a laxative to so the entire time I had to fucking shit. So brootal, whole time ltbs are asking me abt relationship nonsense (mind u ive had like none so I had to bs) whilst I can feel the shit trying to leave my ass.
This child used caffeine for the first time in a lifetime.
 

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