alarplsty
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Shit story time/rant:
I was surprisingly invited to hang out late at night in a mutual friends hotel room. They told me theyd bring some low mtbs we both kinda knew so I accepted. I'm some fucking mega retard tho so I decided to pop 400mg of caffeine, as a max and to keep me awake. Turns out it's a laxative to so the entire time I had to fucking shit. So brootal, whole time ltbs are asking me abt relationship nonsense (mind u ive had like none so I had to bs) whilst I can feel the shit trying to leave my ass.
I was surprisingly invited to hang out late at night in a mutual friends hotel room. They told me theyd bring some low mtbs we both kinda knew so I accepted. I'm some fucking mega retard tho so I decided to pop 400mg of caffeine, as a max and to keep me awake. Turns out it's a laxative to so the entire time I had to fucking shit. So brootal, whole time ltbs are asking me abt relationship nonsense (mind u ive had like none so I had to bs) whilst I can feel the shit trying to leave my ass.