Can I actually ascend?

[wojak]

I've started going to the gym consistently and I'm well versed in different softmaxes like dental hygiene, skincare and whatnot but it just feels like cope tbh. Most of the advice is either "just brush your teeth bro" or "just inject 4000mg of heroin into your left asscheek bro" like what da heck maneee.

I just wanna ascend. Why am I such a land whale?

 

[pentamogged9000]

Why am I such a land whale?

just starve its easy to get to 15% bf starving

and softmaxxing wont help you ascend sorry boyo

 

[gunrenaissance]

I've started going to the gym consistently and I'm well versed in different softmaxes like dental hygiene, skincare and whatnot but it just feels like cope tbh. Most of the advice is either "just brush your teeth bro" or "just inject 4000mg of heroin into your left asscheek bro" like what da heck maneee.

I just wanna ascend. Why am I such a land whale?

hardmaxxing after softmaxxes is the only way
you only do softmaxxes to get the most out of your hardmaxx

 

[wojak]

just starve its easy to get to 15% bf starving

and softmaxxing wont help you ascend sorry boyo

That's the hard truth ig.

 

[gunrenaissance]

I've started going to the gym consistently and I'm well versed in different softmaxes like dental hygiene, skincare and whatnot but it just feels like cope tbh. Most of the advice is either "just brush your teeth bro" or "just inject 4000mg of heroin into your left asscheek bro" like what da heck maneee.

I just wanna ascend. Why am I such a land whale?

also your teeth color and all that shit is also very influenced by genetics
bp thrives

 

[wojak]

hardmaxxing after softmaxxes is the only way
you only do softmaxxes to get the most out of your hardmaxx

Are there any entry level hardmaxes? I'm not tryna inject some random dirty needles into my ahh

 

[gunrenaissance]

Are there any entry level hardmaxes? I'm not tryna inject some random dirty needles into my ahh

hardmax means surgery bro

 

[wojak]

also your teeth color and all that shit is also very influenced by genetics
bp thrives

hardmax means surgery bro

hmm I guess I'd be open to it. It's pointless until I've dropped my bf% though. I'll read up on it.

 

[gunrenaissance]

hmm I guess I'd be open to it. It's pointless until I've dropped my bf% though. I'll read up on it.

yes thats the point of softmaxxes
hardmaxxes are 100 percent necessary for u to ascend as someone below hmtn-lhtn
but if you dont do the softmaxxes first youre just doing mental masturbation