Can sucking a dildo help me ascend?

[Deleted member 101844]

Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

• 1 hour per day
• Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
• Cold plunge after for recovery

 

[Toad]

No, it can't. Trust me on this

 

[MtnLord]

Forward growth hack

 

[Deleted member 101844]

No, it can't. Trust me on this

gatekeeping faggot,

im gonna suck that dildo like no tomorrow

 

[Deleted member 91099]

 

[Bittersweet]

Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

• 1 hour per day
• Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
• Cold plunge after for recovery

Genuinely made me laugh out loud.

 

[Сигма Бой]

No, it can't. Trust me on this

Oww.

 

[Deleted member 88079]

I noticed that when foids suck dick their cheeks get hollower so it might work as a buccal fat reducer

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

• 1 hour per day
• Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
• Cold plunge after for recovery

Yeah. It's a secret. Well, was... right? Congratulations! You hit the jackpot. Sucking on a dildo, especially while absorbing Vitamin D from the sun, will max your jaw into CHAD STEEL.

 

[Deleted member 101844]

Yeah. It's a secret. Well, was... right? Congratulations! You hit the jackpot. Sucking on a dildo, especially while absorbing Vitamin D from the sun, will max your jaw into CHAD STEEL.

thanks I cant wait to try it out in the sun!

 

[asdvek]

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday

?

 

[VohnnyBoy]

I noticed that when foids suck dick their cheeks get hollower so it might work as a buccal fat reducer

we boutta blowjobmaxx the homies

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Are u also learning how to arch dat back?

 

[VohnnyBoy]

Are u also learning how to arch dat back?
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heightmaxxing

 

[Deleted member 118189]

U are fucking gay faggot kys

 

[kana]

Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

• 1 hour per day
• Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
• Cold plunge after for recovery

yea bro, can we try it toghether

 

[Abdullahm06]

theres a theory jordan didnt actually ascend by hardmaxxing but instead by sucking many dicks

 

[Deleted member 101844]

update, just did it for 45 minutes straight this morning.

nothing beats waking up early, and starting the day off productively!

 

[walidthelooksmaxxer]

bro just go suck off your friends, u doing them a favor and u train ur jaw, win-win situation. trust.

 

[bp3nthusiast]

Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

• 1 hour per day
• Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
• Cold plunge after for recovery

with uudd and neck curls bro