Can sucking a dildo help me ascend?

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Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

  • 1 hour per day
  • Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
  • Cold plunge after for recovery
 
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No, it can't. Trust me on this
 
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Forward growth hack
 
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IMG 6294
 
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Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

  • 1 hour per day
  • Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
  • Cold plunge after for recovery
Genuinely made me laugh out loud.
 
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I noticed that when foids suck dick their cheeks get hollower so it might work as a buccal fat reducer
 
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Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

  • 1 hour per day
  • Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
  • Cold plunge after for recovery
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Yeah. It's a secret. Well, was... right? Congratulations! You hit the jackpot. Sucking on a dildo, especially while absorbing Vitamin D from the sun, will max your jaw into CHAD STEEL.
 
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Yeah. It's a secret. Well, was... right? Congratulations! You hit the jackpot. Sucking on a dildo, especially while absorbing Vitamin D from the sun, will max your jaw into CHAD STEEL.
thanks I cant wait to try it out in the sun!
 
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Are u also learning how to arch dat back? 🤭
1750722141540
 
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U are fucking gay faggot kys
 
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Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

  • 1 hour per day
  • Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
  • Cold plunge after for recovery
yea bro, can we try it toghether
 
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theres a theory jordan didnt actually ascend by hardmaxxing but instead by sucking many dicks
 
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update, just did it for 45 minutes straight this morning.

nothing beats waking up early, and starting the day off productively!
 
bro just go suck off your friends, u doing them a favor and u train ur jaw, win-win situation. trust.
 
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Hear me out, I know it sounds gay, but this might be the ultimate jawmaxxing hack.

I legit tried it for 20 minutes yesterday and my jaw was sore as fuck

I think if I do this an hour a day (with progressive overload), I will get a razor-sharp hunter jawline within 30 days.

heres the protocol im thinking

  • 1 hour per day
  • Girth progression every week (start at 4", ascend to 8"+)
  • Cold plunge after for recovery
with uudd and neck curls bro
 

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