can't even imagine the thought of having an ugly girlfriend

bruhtoobrutal

bruhtoobrutal

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My worst fear
I generally dont trust people with ugly girlfriends
I would rather be a volcel for life than date a sub-mtb
Like kissing that, being seen with her publicly, and having sex with that :ogre:
 
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I have nightmares of having a landwhale girlfriend
 
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Even "kinda chubby" is repulsive as fuck to me, cant imagine legit ugly one, even if the chad treatment was guaranteed. Cringe to go out in public
 
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i’d rather have a holocaust survivor girl than a fat one tbh
 
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human instinct pill
 
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Some of the foids with the best bodies I’ve ever seen had kinda chopped faces, I still can’t stop thinking about this one I saw a month or two ago, I would nut in her every night.

Also she wasn’t my girlfriend but for 3 months in college I was fucking a blonde body halo LTB, looking at her now her face is a disaster but back then I was addicted, you would be too.
 
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Some of the foids with the best bodies I’ve ever seen had kinda chopped faces, I still can’t stop thinking about this one I saw a month or two ago, I would nut in her every night.

Also she wasn’t my girlfriend but for 3 months in college I was fucking a blonde body halo LTB, looking at her now her face is a disaster but back then I was addicted, you would be too.

Face for blowjobs, body for anal sex.
 
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Some of the foids with the best bodies I’ve ever seen had kinda chopped faces, I still can’t stop thinking about this one I saw a month or two ago, I would nut in her every night.

Also she wasn’t my girlfriend but for 3 months in college I was fucking a blonde body halo LTB, looking at her now her face is a disaster but back then I was addicted, you would be too.
not really
Tbh I don’t care about body as much as other men do

all about the face for me
 
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victoria secret angels only
 
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i’d rather have a holocaust survivor girl than a fat one tbh
Legit the most based comment I have ever seen on here.

You are low T and gay, if you would rather fuck lizzo then Eugenia cooney.
That honey pussy be hitting. :owo::owo::owo:
 
Some of the foids with the best bodies I’ve ever seen had kinda chopped faces, I still can’t stop thinking about this one I saw a month or two ago, I would nut in her every night.

Also she wasn’t my girlfriend but for 3 months in college I was fucking a blonde body halo LTB, looking at her now her face is a disaster but back then I was addicted, you would be too.

niggers will fuck an ugly bitch with a FAT (“”thick””) body and still say “b-b-but the body halo though” :geek:

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And even if they had perfect bodies, you might as well just fuck a flashlight at that point. Imagine not being able to do any position where you have to stare at her face :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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And OP is based asf.
Im giving three bumps because people have to stop calling others “volcel” just because they refuse to hagmaxx.

Ugly women ARE NOT WOMEN! Stop falling for woke nonsense.
Women are sex toys, only men can get away with being ugly.
 
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My worst fear
I generally dont trust people with ugly girlfriends
I would rather be a volcel for life than date a sub-mtb
Like kissing that, being seen with her publicly, and having sex with that :ogre:
fym mtb bruh
 
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