"Careful He Might Step On You Teeheeeeee"

[randomvanish]

my 5'1 ex fat girlfriend said to me on a cinema when we encounter a 6'5 celebrity.

we went to a luxury mall for a premiere, he was a real chad he came across to us when the light goes off and went to his seat. then my girlfriend said this to me.

i'm 5'9

 

[Deleted member 10104]

impregnate her and then abandon her. it's the ultimate legal revenge a man can get on a woman.

 

[randomvanish]

impregnate her and then abandon her. it's the ultimate legal revenge a man can get on a woman.

dumb whore found a betabuxx decent guy and married with him. he's working for a giant swedish company, he's a rich engineer

 

[Deleted member 9819]

i would immediately leave tbh ngl

 

[randomvanish]

she gave me herpies btw, i'm clearing them every fucking year with a dermatologist

 

[randomvanish]

i would immediately leave tbh ngl

i did something like "hehe right, he's tall i guess ". i was such a dumb bluepilled loser ffs

 

[Tusseleif]

She shouldn’t say anything, she’s a 5’1 bug

 

[randomvanish]

and now my oneitis is 5'8. i don't want to imagine what she's thinking about me

 

[randomvanish]

i weared a long jacket like this once ,

she burst out laugh and said "why you weared that with that tiny legs JFL"