"Careful He Might Step On You Teeheeeeee"

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my 5'1 ex fat girlfriend said to me on a cinema when we encounter a 6'5 celebrity.

we went to a luxury mall for a premiere, he was a real chad he came across to us when the light goes off and went to his seat. then my girlfriend said this to me.

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i'm 5'9
 
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impregnate her and then abandon her. it's the ultimate legal revenge a man can get on a woman.
 
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impregnate her and then abandon her. it's the ultimate legal revenge a man can get on a woman.
dumb whore found a betabuxx decent guy and married with him. he's working for a giant swedish company, he's a rich engineer
 
i would immediately leave tbh ngl
 
she gave me herpies btw, i'm clearing them every fucking year with a dermatologist 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
 
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She shouldn’t say anything, she’s a 5’1 bug
 
and now my oneitis is 5'8. i don't want to imagine what she's thinking about me :forcedsmile:
 
i weared a long jacket like this once ,
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she burst out laugh and said "why you weared that with that tiny legs JFL"
 

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