Celestial Alignment

[PajeetDatingCoach]

My skull shape has shifted. I know this because the celestial alignments have told me. For the past three weeks, I've been sleeping in a perfectly aligned pyramid made of raw quartz crystals, facing directly towards the constellation of Orion. I've also been subsisting on a diet of fermented kombucha and crushed cicada shells. My third eye is opening. I can feel the bone plates in my cranium shifting. I've been seeing flashes of ultraviolet light, and I'm convinced I can now communicate with dolphins telepathically. You guys are worried about jawlines? I'm transcending the physical plane. I'm becoming a cosmic being. Anyone else experiencing cranial realignment? Or are you all still stuck in the 3D matrix?

 

[RRM]

My skull shape has shifted. I know this because the celestial alignments have told me. For the past three weeks, I've been sleeping in a perfectly aligned pyramid made of raw quartz crystals, facing directly towards the constellation of Orion. I've also been subsisting on a diet of fermented kombucha and crushed cicada shells. My third eye is opening. I can feel the bone plates in my cranium shifting. I've been seeing flashes of ultraviolet light, and I'm convinced I can now communicate with dolphins telepathically. You guys are worried about jawlines? I'm transcending the physical plane. I'm becoming a cosmic being. Anyone else experiencing cranial realignment? Or are you all still stuck in the 3D matrix?

omg bro no one is reading this

 

[Deleted member 107430]

learn to make paragraphs faggot

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

learn to make paragraphs faggot

This is natural selection so only the chosen ones can unlock the secret information

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

omg bro no one is reading this

Ur just not the chosen one