Cheating on Calc Final today

[fauxfox]

I need advice, I've cheated my way through all the tests and quizes to a low A practically an A-, final is like 15% or 20% of our total grade so if I bomb it I get a B+?
My teacher is an old chinese lady who doesn't notice cheating but a different person proctors the final.

Need any advice to cheat, imma put formulas on my calculator and sit in the corner, I'll definitely have to use my phone there's a site that solves integral problems and shows all the steps

 

[ChoSeungHui]

call in a bomb threat

 

[fauxfox]

call in a bomb threat

This would get the final canceled and they would trace it back to me.
I want to actually TAKE the final.

 

[ChoSeungHui]

This would get the final canceled and they would trace it back to me.

not if u blow up the school
in minecraft of course

 

[Deleted member 1089]

You should always cheat

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

First of all, wear a hat. And it sounds like they don't check your calculators before exams, so that's good...Idk about the phone thing, are you gonna be in a large hall? How many versions of the final are there? Sit next to someone who will let you copy, hence wear a hat.

 

[Thushespokeofit]

What were your methods of cheating? Also do you have long hair?

 

[Deleted member 439]

First of all, wear a hat. And it sounds like they don't check your calculators before exams, so that's good...Idk about the phone thing, are you gonna be in a large hall? How many versions of the final are there? Sit next to someone who will let you copy, hence wear a hat.

what does this have to do with wearing a hat lol?

 

[BigLGonnaBurnInHell]

what does this have to do with wearing a hat lol?

i think he means a cap

 

[fauxfox]

You should always cheat

Legit I lie, cheat, and steal if it advances me even the slightest bit in grades, looks, money, social status, etc
I have no misgivings, no second thoughts

First of all, wear a hat. And it sounds like they don't check your calculators before exams, so that's good...Idk about the phone thing, are you gonna be in a large hall? How many versions of the final are there? Sit next to someone who will let you copy, hence wear a hat.

Why wear a hat? THat seems awfully suspicious I don't wanna draw attention. I'll wear a grey and black clothes to blend in also I need to scout iff it'll be in a classroom or lecture hall, if its a lecture hall I'm beyond fucked cheating with my phone will be impossible.
I don't have any friends in this class to share answers with and I assume there is 1 version of the final. I might see if there's another chill dude who I can work with to ace this.


Would sitting all the way in the back corner directly opposite from the teacher be suspicious?
I never usually do that I only sit near a corner cause I think professors will be more focused on corners.

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

what does this have to do with wearing a hat lol?

Ball cap with brim = can't follow your eyes. If you're in an American university it won't look suspicious, in Europe it would.

 

[fauxfox]

Ball cap with brim = can't follow your eyes.

any headwear would just draw attention imo, its all about blending in

 

[Deleted member 439]

Ball cap with brim = can't follow your eyes.

makes sense. in my school we cant wear anything covering our face like hoodies, or caps so Ive never seen it been done

 

[fauxfox]

What were your methods of cheating? Also do you have long hair?

Lol I usually sat near a corner behind the biggest guys in the class that blocked the teachers view.
I thought looking into my lap would e very suspicous so I hid my cheating in plain sight, I placed my phone facedown on the table as to signify that its out in the open and im not using it but I just put my calculator next to it and acted like iwas using it but really was using my phone.
I think hiding in plain site is best.

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

makes sense. in my school we cant wear anything covering our face like hoodies, or caps so Ive never seen it been done

I didn't do it, but i had 2 buddies cheat their entire way through microbiology like that.

 

[Thushespokeofit]

Most exams wont allow you to wear hats

If op has long hair that covers his ear he could put a wireless earphone in one ear with recordings from his phone of the answers

 

[Deleted member 439]

makes sense. in my school we cant wear anything covering our face like hoodies, or caps so Ive never seen it been done

tbh honest if we were allowed to do this I would wear a sack over my head everyday

 

[fauxfox]

Most exams wont allow you to wear hats

If op has long hair that covers his ear he could put a wireless earphone in one ear with recordings from his phone of the answers

Nah I have a high top fade.
If the proctor isn't vigilant I'll be using my phone.
If they are I'll only use it for the most difficult questions.
If it's in a lecture hall there's no possibility of me using my phone.

 

[Alexanderr]

Most exams wont allow you to wear hats

If op has long hair that covers his ear he could put a wireless earphone in one ear with recordings from his phone of the answers

Pretty sure he needs to see the test first to have the answers, so that wouldn’t work.

 

[Thushespokeofit]

Pretty sure he needs to see the test first to have the answers, so that wouldn’t work.

I mean just record what the textbook says

 

[fauxfox]

I mean just record what the textbook says

Than I would have to actually learn something