China doesn't exist

Gaysander killed and threatens to kill
Many people lmfao he was a ruthless nigga but always felt bad about it like when he enslaved all of Thebes after burning it then decided to make them free and grant them land out of pity (only ones who served under him Ofc) he was a ego maniac look at what he did to callirhenies or whatever the nuggets name is due to him saying he isn’t a god as Alexander demanded eveybody treat him as such because the Persians saw their rulers as sort of demigods.
Then again soem sources say he died by obesity
crazy boy. Probably fake tbh.

He killed one of his best friends that actually saved his life in battle because he dared calling him out :feelshah:
alexander be like: :soy:
 
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No, I can see the curvature of the earth when ships sail into the horizon.
Thats because its like this

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Gaysander killed and threatens to kill
Many people lmfao he was a ruthless nigga but always felt bad about it like when he enslaved all of Thebes after burning it then decided to make them free and grant them land out of pity (only ones who served under him Ofc) he was a ego maniac look at what he did to callirhenies or whatever the nuggets name is due to him saying he isn’t a god as Alexander demanded eveybody treat him as such because the Persians saw their rulers as sort of demigods.
Then again soem sources say he died by obesity
The biographer made up a story about how Alex defeated the Indian leader 1 on 1 on a horse, when he asked Alex for his opinion about the larp, Alex throw the work and told him that next time he would make up such nonsense he would throw him up next.

U should read: Alexander the Great by Philip Freeman. One of my fav books :feelshah:
 
crazy boy. Probably fake tbh.


alexander be like: :soy:
He also leaves out that Parmenion was a genius and helped the hot headed brat think about plans of attack without Parmenion I’m ceartain his campaign wouldn’t have been smooth and prob failed he was a cunt. Got this nigga killed
 
That`s right.

Roman empire = Tales
Ancient Greece = Tales
Napoleon = Tales
Slavery = Tales (haha kidding, haha..had to add that one for lolz!)
Bible = Tales
Samurais= Tales

Muh but the words on the page says otherwise! Nigga stfu it`s all tales. Novels. Cool stories, nothing less nothing more. I wouldn't go as far as saying that China doesn`t exist but their history = Tales.
slavery isnt tales jews did it
 
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conservatism in a nutshell
 
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Thats because its like this

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Proof?

I can't tell what shape it is exactly. It would require extra evidence to prove it's such an irregular shape.

I've never seen a horizon where it curves upwards.

Your theory sounds like utter shit.
 
The biographer made up a story about how Alex defeated the Indian leader 1 on 1 on a horse, when he asked Alex for his opinion about the larp, Alex throw the work and told him that next time he would make up such nonsense he would throw him up next.

U should read: Alexander the Great by Philip Freeman. One of my fav books :feelshah:
Depending on what source he does kill him though… but then other say he wasn’t killed. All depends on what source you choose to belive but I like the version you told me it makes him out to be a noble man which tbh he was noble after all he saw how Porus 7ft tall mogged him and didn’t got into a Manlet rage and slaughter him so he wasn’t that bad
 
Proof?

I can't tell what shape it is exactly. It would require extra evidence to prove it's such an irregular shape.

I've never seen a horizon where it curves upwards.

Your theory sounds like utter shit.
Bro its from TheGuardian it has to be credible
 
Jesus is gay
 
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I've never been there. Neither have I been to any country outside Australia and NZ. Fuck that shit, America doesn't exist.

All propaganda tbh, ffs Joe biden a demented fuck being president? Nah, bullshit m. Its all Liberal and Labour spinning tales, ye.

Disagree and you're a muh soyence cuck tbh.

The science is settled!:soy:
I've lived in Australia, and China, and I exist.

you can assume therefore if you exist, China exists bhai.
 
Depending on what source he does kill him though… but then other say he wasn’t killed. All depends on what source you choose to belive but I like the version you told me it makes him out to be a noble man which tbh he was noble after all he saw how Porus 7ft tall mogged him and didn’t got into a Manlet rage and slaughter him so he wasn’t that bad
You really need to use punctuations ngl, I get headaches reading your posts.


Arrian is probably the best source. Best novel! :feelshah:
 
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I've lived in Australia, and China, and I exist.

you can assume therefore if you exist, China exists bhai.
There are three options.

A. you exist and you're telling the truth

B. you exist but you're lying

C. you're a part of my schizo mind

A and B requires two things to be proven, C only needs one thing to be proven.

So since we don't have the required evidence to prove either of the three, we'll have to assume that C is most likely correct. Fuck off spooky imagination.
 
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You really need to use punctuations ngl, I get headaches reading your posts.


Arrian is probably the best source. Best novel! :feelshah:
Yeah I don’t punctuate on my phone :hnghn:. Save for full stops elipises and semicolons
 
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There are three options.

A. you exist and you're telling the truth

B. you exist but you're lying

C. you're a part of my schizo mind

A and B requires two things to be proven, C only needs one thing to be proven.

So since we don't have the required evidence to prove either of the three, we'll have to assume that C is most likely correct. Fuck off spooky imagination.
Wow you use A B and C so intelligently! Almost like you`re a high IQ scientist! Equations type shit innit.
 
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Yeah I don’t punctuate on my phone :hnghn:. Save for full stops elipises and semicolons
You became one of my fav users because of this thread. Just...punctuations.
 
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Wow you use A B and C so intelligently! Almost like you`re a high IQ scientist! Equations type shit innit.
Im a schizo uneducated prodigy tbh.
 
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You became one of my fav users because of this thread. Just...punctuations.
I know, I know :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:. I’ll use them when I message you then, but because of that don’t expect me to write paragraphs I’m very low effort. Nice to see a fellow historiancel though :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:.
 
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I know, I know :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:. I’ll use them when I message you then, but because of that don’t expect me to write paragraphs I’m very low effort. Nice to see a fellow historiancel though :feelsautistic::feelsautistic::feelsautistic:.
Over, for, punctuation. cels;
 
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The biographer made up a story about how Alex defeated the Indian leader 1 on 1 on a horse, when he asked Alex for his opinion about the larp, Alex throw the work and told him that next time he would make up such nonsense he would throw him up next.

U should read: Alexander the Great by Philip Freeman. One of my fav books :feelshah:
@8PSLcel @PrinceLuenLeoncur Ngl I`m a piece of shit, I would've tell him that this is great. Halo type shit innit :feelshah:


The story is probably made up to make him seem more believable tho, Alex type shit innit :feelsgah:
 
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@8PSLcel @PrinceLuenLeoncur Ngl I`m a piece of shit, I would've tell him that this is great. Halo type shit innit :feelshah:


The story is probably made up to make him seem more believable tho, Alex type shit innit :feelsgah:
I called it. I did state it’s prob fabricated to make him seem noble but still it is something the Gayreeeeek Manlet would do I reckon.
 
@8PSLcel @PrinceLuenLeoncur Ngl I`m a piece of shit, I would've tell him that this is great. Halo type shit innit :feelshah:


The story is probably made up to make him seem more believable tho, Alex type shit innit :feelsgah:
I donno, I dont read historu.
 
I called it. I did state it’s prob fabricated to make him seem noble but still it is something the Gayreeeeek Manlet would do I reckon.
Every person with a functioning brain would've contemplate about that possibility indeed. He probably killed the nigga too so he couldn`t call out the larp :feelshah: Or maybe no one were on that boat :feelshah: Or maybe Alex didn`t even exist :feelshah: Maybe I don`t even exist :feelshah:

Schizo type shit innit.
 
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Every person with a functioning brain would've contemplate about that possibility indeed. He probably killed the nigga too so he couldn`t call out the larp :feelshah: Or maybe no one were on that boat :feelshah: Or maybe Alex didn`t even exist :feelshah: Maybe I don`t even exist :feelshah:

Schizo type shit innit.
Maybe all three.
 
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agree everything is staged around myself
like rn in america there is noone there
only when cameras open ppl spawn
Unironically you probably see more organic portals hybrids appiritional entities ect than real people some days
 
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I called it. I did state it’s prob fabricated to make him seem noble but still it is something the Gayreeeeek Manlet would do I reckon.
When Darius's wife saw Alex and Hephaestion for the first time and she went on her knees begging Hephaestion instead of Alex because she thought that he`s obviously the King, the tall handsome man. Imagine the manlet rage..

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When Darius's wife saw Alex and Hephaestion for the first time and she went on her knees begging Hephaestion instead of Alex because she thought that he`s obviously the King, the tall handsome man. Imagine the manlet rage..

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:feelswhy:
 
When Darius's wife saw Alex and Hephaestion for the first time and she went on her knees begging Hephaestion instead of Alex because she thought that he`s obviously the King, the tall handsome man. Imagine the manlet rage..

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Alexander was probably ugly tbh.
 
When Darius's wife saw Alex and Hephaestion for the first time and she went on her knees begging Hephaestion instead of Alex because she thought that he`s obviously the King, the tall handsome man. Imagine the manlet rage..

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Yep then Alexander proceeded to marry her daughter and many other ethnic women because JBW. But OBVs it was more green card maxxing because Hephaestion is basically real life Achibides (I doubt this mogger even exists guy was Such a gigga chad even men simped for him)
 
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over but Alex forehead mogs.
Hephaestion moged Alex hard. I like the story of his death. His physicians told him not to eat too much and rest in bed because he`s sick with fever. Instead (like a true chad) he ate a huge fucking meal stuffing himself with everything he saw, not much later he died :forcedsmile:

Alex was a good boy he listened to his physicians, still got cucked:

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@PrinceLuenLeoncur
 
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Hephaestion moged Alex hard. I like the story of his death. His physicians told him not to eat too much and rest in bed because he`s sick with fever. Instead (like a true chad) he ate a huge fucking meal stuffing himself with everything he saw, not much later he died :forcedsmile:

Alex was a good boy he listened to his physicians, still got cucked:

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Jfl, he's an actual soy boy.
 

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