China doesn't exist

Hephaestion moged Alex hard. I like the story of his death. His physicians told him not to eat too much and rest in bed because he`s sick with fever. Instead (like a true chad) he ate a huge fucking meal stuffing himself with everything he saw, not much later he died :forcedsmile:

Alex was a good boy he listened to his physicians, still got cucked:

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Those models would have been tanned bad boys liek me. Why do Nordic subhumans try to make out like Greeks and romans were pale like them and pink? No they were yellow and tanned like me and @the BULL
 
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Jfl, he's an actual soy boy.
Nah Alex was a chad. He was a savage. When he was around 16 his dad got mad at him in a meeting with people and tried to hit him but fell down. Alex laughed and said ''Look, he wanna conquer the world but can`t even take one step''

Caged ngl. He has many caging moments @PrinceLuenLeoncur
 
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Those models would have been tanned bad boys liek me. Why do Nordic subhumans try to make out like Greeks and romans were pale like them and pink? No they were yellow and tanned like me and @the BULL
Because they look cooler that way.:ogre:
 
Nah Alex was a chad. He was a savage. When he was around 16 his dad got mad at him in a meeting with people and tried to hit him but fell down. Alex laughed and said ''Look, he wanna conquer the world but can`t even take one step''

Caged ngl. He has many caging moments @PrinceLuenLeoncur
he's nct. He's clown maxxed htn.
 
Because they look cooler that way.:ogre:
No they were med bad boys like me :feelsbadman: Nordics should be happy with being naked barbarians like the Vikings or world renown conquers
 
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he's nct. He's clown maxxed htn.
I always wondered how do we get to know this stories, who told this to the author? The dad? Alex? obviously not. So who? Fucking weird. Some random guy told him ''Hey bro I got a story for you'' 100 years later:forcedsmile:
 
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Nah Alex was a chad. He was a savage. When he was around 16 his dad got mad at him in a meeting with people and tried to hit him but fell down. Alex laughed and said ''Look, he wanna conquer the world but can`t even take one step''

Caged ngl. He has many caging moments @PrinceLuenLeoncur
@PrinceLuenLeoncur heard of this story?
 
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No they were med bad boys like me :feelsbadman: Nordics should be happy with being naked barbarians like the Vikings or world renown conquers
Mogger trait: you claim other people's history as your own
 
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@PrinceLuenLeoncur heard of this story?
Yes I have but I don’t care much for his personal life like that time he was ok with the Greek homeless man mocking him. I forgotten his name but he was a hermit and the first minimalist you prob remember his name but he basically mocked Alexander’s extravagant clothing and tittles and Alex just laughed and said let him be
 
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Yes I have but I don’t care much for his personal life
WTF. I care about that much more than the war stories. Wow they won! I already know...I care about his personality.
 
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WTF. I care about that much more than the war stories. Wow they won! I already know...I care about his personality.
He was an egotist I don’t like Alex much he was a prick in my opinion and I think he got his dad killed I have no proof but I reckon he did.

Caesar and Napoleons personal Life interest me more.
 
Yes I have but I don’t care much for his personal life like that time he was ok with the Greek homeless man mocking him. I forgotten his name but he was a hermit and the first minimalist you prob remember his name but he basically mocked Alexander’s extravagant clothing and tittles and Alex just laughed and said let him be
Umm I think you`re mistaken or I don`t remember the story. There was some guy Alex liked and he told him to make a wish, the guy told him ''Move, you`re blocking the sun'' and Alex laughed and said

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He didn`t care about money or what Alex could bring him and he pity people who did.
 
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He was an egotist I don’t like Alex much he was a prick in my opinion and I think he got his dad killed I have no proof but I reckon he did.

Caesar and Napoleons personal Life interest me more.
Caesar story mog (in my personal taste) never read deeply about Napoleon idk.
 
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Umm I think you`re mistaken or I don`t remember the story. There was some guy Alex liked and he told him to make a wish, the guy told him ''Move, you`re blocking the sun'' and Alex laughed and said

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He didn`t care about money or what Alex could bring him and he pity people who did.
YES IT WAS THIS GUY THATS THE QUOTE DIOGENIES. Alex was impressed with how he gave 0 Fucks about material shit guy was legit homeless by choice.
 
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It’s even more believable than what the world map says ngl
 
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Chad also doesn’t exist and defo isn’t creampiein your oneitis rn
 
There are three options.

A. you exist and you're telling the truth

B. you exist but you're lying

C. you're a part of my schizo mind

A and B requires two things to be proven, C only needs one thing to be proven.

So since we don't have the required evidence to prove either of the three, we'll have to assume that C is most likely correct. Fuck off spooky imagination.
for some reason, probably buried in my psyche, the last sentence I read in a kiwi, not aussie accent..
 
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Im not conservative. Jfl at you.

Boy who screamed conservative

Haha right wing!:soy:
i didnt say you were a conservative tho
I was just saying that those things you said correspond to the typical conservative mindset.
 
i didnt say you were a conservative tho
I was just saying that those things you said correspond to the typical conservative mindset.
No they don't.
 

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