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They're all filthy rich!
Chris Rock/60 million dollars.
Will Smith/350 million dollars.
Hideous Beast (Jada Smith)/50 million dollars + Will's.
So the Smiths' have more money than Chris. And Chris today, ugh, there's not much work for him. He's just as terrible at acting as the Smith family. However, Will has a better shot at corporation films than Chris unless it's a Disney flick, thus voiceover gig.
Therefore, as you can see, none of them have anything to lose. Hollywood could stop paying them today, and tomorrow, they will still be filthy rich. So let's imagine a Hollywood elite approaching Chris and the talentless couple with a proposal that sounds like this. "I have an idea. And it's so crazy...it might just work." So he runs the scheme by them. "Chris, you're going to make a joke about Will's...um....um....let's just call it his wife. Okay? And Willy, you'll respond to Chris in a shadow of the character you've played in which we're awarding you for."
And so Will nods and says. "Shiet, motherfucker, that sound good, wood. So howsa I bees responsing?"
"Ugh. Wow. I had no idea you really can't speak proper English without having to rehearse it. Amazing, Will. Amazing. Anyway, you two are going to practice the bitch slap. Chris will obviously be the bitch."
"Shiet, that all good. Isa bees fours it." Will agrees.
"That sound's splendid, wonderful, my fine sir." Chris agrees too. "And if you want, Will can penetrate my black anus. If you know what I mean." The Jew-elite wasn't surprised at Chris's formality and optimism pleasing his masters. Perhaps that's because he's a well-groomed product of their culture. Eh? But also, Chris has nothing to lose. He could quit acting today, and tomorrow, he'll still be a rich man. So performing a stunt, and like most stunts, they can hurt, won't hurt his career.
SHOWTIME! (The final product aired last night during the Oscars.)
Chris Rock/60 million dollars.
Will Smith/350 million dollars.
Hideous Beast (Jada Smith)/50 million dollars + Will's.
So the Smiths' have more money than Chris. And Chris today, ugh, there's not much work for him. He's just as terrible at acting as the Smith family. However, Will has a better shot at corporation films than Chris unless it's a Disney flick, thus voiceover gig.
Therefore, as you can see, none of them have anything to lose. Hollywood could stop paying them today, and tomorrow, they will still be filthy rich. So let's imagine a Hollywood elite approaching Chris and the talentless couple with a proposal that sounds like this. "I have an idea. And it's so crazy...it might just work." So he runs the scheme by them. "Chris, you're going to make a joke about Will's...um....um....let's just call it his wife. Okay? And Willy, you'll respond to Chris in a shadow of the character you've played in which we're awarding you for."
And so Will nods and says. "Shiet, motherfucker, that sound good, wood. So howsa I bees responsing?"
"Ugh. Wow. I had no idea you really can't speak proper English without having to rehearse it. Amazing, Will. Amazing. Anyway, you two are going to practice the bitch slap. Chris will obviously be the bitch."
"Shiet, that all good. Isa bees fours it." Will agrees.
"That sound's splendid, wonderful, my fine sir." Chris agrees too. "And if you want, Will can penetrate my black anus. If you know what I mean." The Jew-elite wasn't surprised at Chris's formality and optimism pleasing his masters. Perhaps that's because he's a well-groomed product of their culture. Eh? But also, Chris has nothing to lose. He could quit acting today, and tomorrow, he'll still be a rich man. So performing a stunt, and like most stunts, they can hurt, won't hurt his career.
SHOWTIME! (The final product aired last night during the Oscars.)
