Christians get in here

[Ralix]

how did the kangaroos on noahs ark hop back to australia

serious question.

 

[weepmeep]

A Christian would probably answer that this is a metaphor or figurative meaning.

 

[Ralix]

A Christian would probably answer that this is a metaphor or figurative meaning.

if that story shouldnt be taken serious

why should the verses with god saying he is god be taken serious?

 

[Mayosub3]

idk man

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

I don't think they hopped back

 

[weepmeep]

if that story shouldnt be taken serious

why should the verses with god saying he is god be taken serious?

Because it's probably easier to live this way, it's like a symbiosis of a social virus and a person

 

[Ralix]

I don't think they hopped back

then how did they get back

 

[rmggk1876]

Maybe he was dropped off there

 

[Ralix]

Because it's probably easier to live this way,

it isnt, when ur religious ur a slave to ur religion

 

[Ralix]

Maybe he was dropped off there

yo noah can u get me back to australia rq

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

then how did they get back

I don't think it was the same ones new ones were created

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

/teleport @kangaroos ~Australia

 

[weepmeep]

it isnt, when ur religious ur a slave to ur religion

You give religion your attention and must spread it, but in return you receive hope for life after death and emotions. For example, how drug addicts get off the drug and become believers because they can completely fill the hole previously occupied by drugs. Religion is truly an amazing phenomenon.

 

[Ralix]

I don't think it was the same ones new ones were created

nigga how did new ones get created?

if they were created they would of gotten reproduced by the pair on the ark

 

[theRetard]

it isnt, when ur religious ur a slave to ur religion

what do you mean by slavery?

 

[Hernan]

"how did the ants survive the flood?" ahh nigga.

 

[Ralix]

You give religion your attention and must spread it, but in return you receive hope for life after death and emotions. For example, how drug addicts get off the drug and become believers because they can completely fill the hole previously occupied by drugs. Religion is truly an amazing phenomenon.

for me nothingness after death sounds better then heaven

makes u appreciate life more

 

[Ur fav sub 5]

how did the kangaroos on noahs ark hop back to australia

serious question.

Super jump

 

[Ralix]

"how did the ants survive the flood?" ahh nigga.

lowk true how did the ants survive

 

[Ralix]

what do you mean by slavery?

the religion owns you

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

nigga how did new ones get created?

if they were created they would of gotten reproduced by the pair on the ark

I think God made new ones because they wouldn't have been able to hop they would hav drowned

 

[Ralix]

I think God made new ones because they wouldn't have been able to hop they would hav drowned

why get the pair on noahs ark if he was gonna make new ones anyway?

 

[theRetard]

the religion owns you

what if you are the religion?

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

why get the pair on noahs ark if he was gonna make new ones anyway?

Maybe the new ones went with the old ones and made more babies

 

[Ralix]

Maybe the new ones went with the old ones and made more babies

so the new ones were also at the mountain of ararat?

how did all of them get back to australia

 

[Ralix]

what if you are the religion?

then ur the owner of the slaves worshipping you

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

so the new ones were also at the mountain of ararat?

how did all of them get back to australia

They hopped

 

[theRetard]

then ur the owner of the slaves worshipping you

but i don't own people who worship me

 

[Ralix]

but i don't own people who worship me

depends on ur rules

 

[Ralix]

They hopped

closest land to australia is 150km away

they cant swim 150km

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

closest land to australia is 150km away

they cant swim 150km

Maybe they did

 

[foidslayer61]

I dont have a fucking idea how it did that

 

[yandex99]

The idea that God cant protect the animals,feed them etc super naturally is a atheist assumption

 

[Ralix]

The idea that God cant protect the animals,feed them etc super naturally is a atheist assumption

how did they get back to australia tell me

 

[yandex99]

how did they get back to australia tell me

How would anyone know?maybe God transported them thru his power?

Also there were much less species since kinds refer to genus and not species which we creationists believe are in the genome of kinds but not yet expressed.

 

[iblamexyz]

how did the kangaroos on noahs ark hop back to australia

serious question.

Idk even if this is supposed to be a joke or mocking us?

 

[isis_Bleach]

they took the boat