College is a brothel network

[Honest Truth]

College is a brothel network for wealthy people. You are supposed to apply and join the right brothels in order to partner with the best brothels from the opposite gender. Many times a brothel will already handpick the majority of next year's members before school even begins. Meanwhile the normal students are clueless and playing poker in dorms during freshman week.

Once you are accepted, you get a nice brothel house where you park into showing off the flashy car that your dad bought you while the normal students walk with heavy bags to class. Inside the brothel, you have to bully others immediately and stake your place as a top member in order to build your reputation and get access to the best people from your opposite gender's brothel. A natural network is formed with your rich brothel friends, and you will be invited to planned exclusive parties over the rest of college with your partnered opposite gender brothels, where you will have countless chances to hook up or start a relationship.

Another benefit is that once you're accepted into an exclusive brothel, all members have access to old study banks from former members and cheaters that allow you to pass every class with nearly a quarter of the effort while the normal students are in a constant state of anxiety and study until the next morning. This saves you both time and cortisol during the peak of your youth.

 

[pope]

speaking of frats i remember i went to this frat party and there was an indian member who they used like a worker while he did it all with a smile. made me not look into that shit at all

 

[Honest Truth]

speaking of frats i remember i went to this frat party and there was an indian member who they used like a worker while he did it all with a smile. made me not look into that shit at all

Every brothel needs a towel boy who watches from the side.

 

[karmacita901]

I was too broke to afford the brothel membership fee

 

[Honest Truth]

I was too broke to afford the brothel membership fee

These conditions are all by design. Every exclusive club requires a fee, and not everyone has the means to pay for it.

 

[karmacita901]

i know im just sad because the one time i actually scammed some rich people into thinking i was cool i promptly fumbled the bag, that could have saved my entire life trajectory mane

i really should have just loan shark maxxed my way in i didn't realise how much was on the line

 

[Honest Truth]

i know im just sad because the one time i actually scammed some rich people into thinking i was cool i promptly fumbled the bag, that could have saved my entire life trajectory mane

You cannot fake being neurotypical or rich unless you are a primary psychopath with a complete lack of anxiety. The problem is that you are surrounded by these exact people in such an environment, and then it comes down to the monetary and social proof you can provide. If you don't have the facilities to do this, eventually you will run out of steam and reveal your empty hand.

 

[pope]

I was too broke to afford the brothel membership fee

jeez how much was it ?

 

[neurosis]

jfl

nt people are not real

 

[gorilla55]

College is a brothel network for wealthy people. You are supposed to apply and join the right brothels in order to partner with the best brothels from the opposite gender. Many times a brothel will already handpick the majority of next year's members before school even begins. Meanwhile the normal students are clueless and playing poker in dorms during freshman week.

Once you are accepted, you get a nice brothel house where you park into showing off the flashy car that your dad bought you while the normal students walk with heavy bags to class. Inside the brothel, you have to bully others immediately and stake your place as a top member in order to build your reputation and get access to the best people from your opposite gender's brothel. A natural network is formed with your rich brothel friends, and you will be invited to planned exclusive parties over the rest of college with your partnered opposite gender brothels, where you will have countless chances to hook up or start a relationship.

Another benefit is that once you're accepted into an exclusive brothel, all members have access to old study banks from former members and cheaters that allow you to pass every class with nearly a quarter of the effort while the normal students are in a constant state of anxiety and study until the next morning. This saves you both time and cortisol during the peak of your youth.

If you can afford it, honestly just make some friends who will help you adjust and NTmaxx over the summer and reach out to some rush chairs if that's the way your school works. Save up some money for dues and you can be a part of it too. Trust me the guys don't give a fuck about how you look (unless you go to some gay west coast school) literally just be considerate, ask questions, and have a good time. It's not like these "brothels" are exclusive to wealthy people just get a job and you'll see why it's worth it.

 

[Honest Truth]

If you can afford it, honestly just make some friends who will help you adjust and NTmaxx over the summer and reach out to some rush chairs if that's the way your school works. Save up some money for dues and you can be a part of it too. Trust me the guys don't give a fuck about how you look (unless you go to some gay west coast school) literally just be considerate, ask questions, and have a good time. It's not like these "brothels" are exclusive to wealthy people just get a job and you'll see why it's worth it.

I'm talking about top frats at big state schools, not the ones at your local community college. These frats prefer to dirty rush their relatives along with top candidates that they already searched and reached out to on Instagram before the year started. Every frat needs a couple towel boys but it doesn't benefit anyone in the frat to bring in more people than they need, especially if they can't fit in from a monetary standpoint.

 

[gorilla55]

I'm talking about top frats at big state schools, not the ones at your local community college. These frats prefer to dirty rush their relatives along with top candidates that they already searched and reached out to on Instagram before the year started. Every frat needs a couple towel boys but it doesn't benefit anyone in the frat to bring in more people than they need, especially if they can't fit in from a monetary standpoint.

I am in a top frat at a big state school. You literally need to just reach out to them. We dirty rush and reach out to kids but if you text one of the rush chairs it's not like they'll ghost you, they don't even know you. Your high inhibition is holding you back in this situation. Also, more members = more money. Towel boys aren't a real thing either unless, again, you are in a gay west coast frat. Typically it's just the pledges who get bitched around like that because they haven't earned any respect, and in that case, it doesn't matter how they look or act, they are still going to get bitched around

 

[Honest Truth]

I am in a top frat at a big state school. You literally need to just reach out to them. We dirty rush and reach out to kids but if you text one of the rush chairs it's not like they'll ghost you, they don't even know you. Your high inhibition is holding you back in this situation. Also, more members = more money. Towel boys aren't a real thing either unless, again, you are in a gay west coast frat. Typically it's just the pledges who get bitched around like that because they haven't earned any respect, and in that case, it doesn't matter how they look or act, they are still going to get bitched around

What even is this gay west coast cope, California and Arizona frats are the best in the country and they get the hottest sluts as well. More members does not mean more money if the new members are nobodies who can barely afford the dues. I don't know what part of the country you're from but southern frats have lost a lot of power to athletes compared to old times and midwestern frats have always been a much tamer imitation of the coastal houses.

 

[gorilla55]

What even is this gay west coast cope, California and Arizona frats are the best in the country and they get the hottest sluts as well. More members does not mean more money if the new members are nobodies who can barely afford the dues. I don't know what part of the country you're from but southern frats have lost a lot of power to athletes compared to old times and midwestern frats have always been a much tamer imitation of the coastal houses.

West coast frat guys are effeminate pretty boys who drink white claws and do molly. They have no masculinity and no sense of tradition. Their pledge processes are soft and as a result, their brotherhood ends up looking more like a sorority where you'll have 200 guys that don't even know everyone else's name. The chicks are hot out west but so are the SEC girls and the girls at a lot of ACC/big10 schools as well. Also you wouldn't be a "nobody" as a new member- if the frat is worth a shit they'll put you through hell with the pledge process and you'll bond really well with your pledge class and make friends that way

 

[Honest Truth]

West coast frat guys are effeminate pretty boys who drink white claws and do molly. They have no masculinity and no sense of tradition. Their pledge processes are soft and as a result, their brotherhood ends up looking more like a sorority where you'll have 200 guys that don't even know everyone else's name. The chicks are hot out west but so are the SEC girls and the girls at a lot of ACC/big10 schools as well. Also you wouldn't be a "nobody" as a new member- if the frat is worth a shit they'll put you through hell with the pledge process and you'll bond really well with your pledge class and make friends that way

I don’t know about all that, the northeast frats give me more of that dressed up gay vibe. And the difference between west and south is that in the west, the frats often pre-select members based on clout or money and they’re the ones who cuck the athletes. But in the south and midwest, they often let in anyone who’s willing to beat the pledge process and they get cucked by the athletes. Sluts in the south are hot but many of the best ones blow up on Instagram and avoid college altogether while the rest prefer athletes over frat boys compared to the old days.

 

[gorilla55]

I don’t know about all that, the northeast frats give me more of that dressed up gay vibe. And the difference between west and south is that in the west, the frats often pre-select members based on clout or money and they’re the ones who cuck the athletes. But in the south and midwest, they often let in anyone who’s willing to beat the pledge process and they get cucked by the athletes. Sluts in the south are hot but many of the best ones blow up on Instagram and avoid college altogether while the rest prefer athletes over frat boys compared to the old days.

The only girls getting dicked down by athletes are also getting ran thru by frat boys unless they're loyal. At the end of the day that's also just the price you pay by going to a school with good sports. Northeast frats are preppy and also gay a lot of the time, but west coast guys are catty and weird (source: have a friend in a good ASU frat). Pre-selecting members based on clout and money is weird as fuck and you wouldn't want to join a brotherhood that does that anyways, that's a sorority

 

[autistic_tendencies]

It’s where the top one percent in looks and wealth find each other and fuck