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I changed my mind, Asian women are ugly insects.
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Don't feel bad about frauding an entire nationality because foids fraud their entire face.
The British have a reputation for being ugly which is true for the most part because most of the chads died in wars like the war of the roses, the hundred years war, ww1 & 2, the revolutionary war etc. Also, the Vikings stole most of the beautiful British women. Regardless of certain stereotypes to do with bad teeth, the halo you get from being Britishmaxxed is definitely real in many countries.
Examples of British chads
Don't tell me any of them suffer from bad teeth stereotypes.
Accent and Vocabulary
The best accent in the world is the posh English accent also known as Queen's English, it will give you a huge halo in virtually every country. It will make you sound charming, intelligent, educated, well-mannered and will garner a lot of respect from men and attraction from women. Combined with a deep voice it's unmoggable.
Americans think that everyone in the UK talks like they're in Downton Abbey but in reality I've never met someone else with this accent which is good because it makes me stand out even more.
Other good accents are Glasgow and Essex.
Change certain vocabulary:
Movie-film
Couch-sofa/settee
Go to the toilet-pop to the lavatory/loo
Can I have-May I have
Dessert-pudding
Lounge-sitting/drawing room
What?-Pardon?
How dare you-I do say
Quite-Rather
Handsome-Dashing
Impressive-Stupendous
Goodbye-Good day
Friend-Mate/Lad/Fam
Acquaintance-Chap
Happy-chuffed
Change spelling of certain words:
color-colour
armor-armour
flavor-flavour
neighbor-neighbour
labor-labour
etc
Slang and idioms:
Bugger, twat, fanny, cock, arsehole, bloody, bellend, bastard, blimey, minging, you're taking the piss, wazzock, tosser, wanker, poppycock, good grief, golly gosh, spiffing, old bean.
Cuisine
High class:
Champagne, tea(see tea maxxing), black pudding, jellied eels, scones, christmas pudding(occasional)
Middle class:
Fish and chips takeaway, strawberries with cream, full English breakfast, spotted dick
Low class:
Vindaloo takeaway, a packet of crisps, haggis, toad in the hole, shepherds pie, sausage roll from Greggs
Tea maxxing
Earl grey tea
Green tea
Black tea
Herbal tea
Yellow tea
White tea
Jasmine tea
Fermented tea
Oolong tea
Personally my favourite is Earl Grey because it's the classiest.
British music
Posh gentleman maxxing
Instead of well done say "Jolly good show old chap, well played."
When you sip your mug make sure your pinkie is pointing outwards. Also considering dipping in digestive biscuits if you're feeling a tad peckish.
Hire a team of butlers and maids for your mansion.
Sport a well tailored suit, preferably with a top hat, monocle and cigar.
Colonizer maxxing
Don't support Palestine or Israel, support the kingdom of Jerusalem instead.
When you meet an Irish person, remind them about the potato famine. If you meet a Scot, laugh about the time William Wallace led a rebellion against England and was hanged, drawn and quartered. Upon sighting a Welshman don't hesitate to talk about the failed Glyndŵr Rising. If you see a Frenchman joke about how Joan of Arc was burned at the stake. There are many more examples including China-Opium war, Germany-both world wars and India-Bengal famine
Chav maxxing
This is the least recommended. Chav means council housed and violent and it's used for anyone who talks in a low class accent, goes to state school, carries a 'knoife' etc.
Traits of a chav:
Football hooligan.
Talks in a brash accent e.g. Scouse, Brummie, Cockney
Shops at Poundland or Tesco
The British have a reputation for being ugly which is true for the most part because most of the chads died in wars like the war of the roses, the hundred years war, ww1 & 2, the revolutionary war etc. Also, the Vikings stole most of the beautiful British women. Regardless of certain stereotypes to do with bad teeth, the halo you get from being Britishmaxxed is definitely real in many countries.
Examples of British chads
Don't tell me any of them suffer from bad teeth stereotypes.
Accent and Vocabulary
The best accent in the world is the posh English accent also known as Queen's English, it will give you a huge halo in virtually every country. It will make you sound charming, intelligent, educated, well-mannered and will garner a lot of respect from men and attraction from women. Combined with a deep voice it's unmoggable.
Americans think that everyone in the UK talks like they're in Downton Abbey but in reality I've never met someone else with this accent which is good because it makes me stand out even more.
Other good accents are Glasgow and Essex.
Change certain vocabulary:
Movie-film
Couch-sofa/settee
Go to the toilet-pop to the lavatory/loo
Can I have-May I have
Dessert-pudding
Lounge-sitting/drawing room
What?-Pardon?
How dare you-I do say
Quite-Rather
Handsome-Dashing
Impressive-Stupendous
Goodbye-Good day
Friend-Mate/Lad/Fam
Acquaintance-Chap
Happy-chuffed
Change spelling of certain words:
color-colour
armor-armour
flavor-flavour
neighbor-neighbour
labor-labour
etc
Slang and idioms:
Bugger, twat, fanny, cock, arsehole, bloody, bellend, bastard, blimey, minging, you're taking the piss, wazzock, tosser, wanker, poppycock, good grief, golly gosh, spiffing, old bean.
Cuisine
High class:
Champagne, tea(see tea maxxing), black pudding, jellied eels, scones, christmas pudding(occasional)
Middle class:
Fish and chips takeaway, strawberries with cream, full English breakfast, spotted dick
Low class:
Vindaloo takeaway, a packet of crisps, haggis, toad in the hole, shepherds pie, sausage roll from Greggs
Tea maxxing
Earl grey tea
Green tea
Black tea
Herbal tea
Yellow tea
White tea
Jasmine tea
Fermented tea
Oolong tea
Personally my favourite is Earl Grey because it's the classiest.
British music
Posh gentleman maxxing
Instead of well done say "Jolly good show old chap, well played."
When you sip your mug make sure your pinkie is pointing outwards. Also considering dipping in digestive biscuits if you're feeling a tad peckish.
Hire a team of butlers and maids for your mansion.
Sport a well tailored suit, preferably with a top hat, monocle and cigar.
Colonizer maxxing
Don't support Palestine or Israel, support the kingdom of Jerusalem instead.
When you meet an Irish person, remind them about the potato famine. If you meet a Scot, laugh about the time William Wallace led a rebellion against England and was hanged, drawn and quartered. Upon sighting a Welshman don't hesitate to talk about the failed Glyndŵr Rising. If you see a Frenchman joke about how Joan of Arc was burned at the stake. There are many more examples including China-Opium war, Germany-both world wars and India-Bengal famine
Chav maxxing
This is the least recommended. Chav means council housed and violent and it's used for anyone who talks in a low class accent, goes to state school, carries a 'knoife' etc.
Traits of a chav:
Football hooligan.
Talks in a brash accent e.g. Scouse, Brummie, Cockney
Shops at Poundland or Tesco
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