CONFESSION: I WORK IN A CONDOM FACTORY AND HAVE POPPED AT LEAST 2000 CONDOMS

[Shrek2OnDvD]

‘I have worked in a condom factory for the past several years and during that time I have popped at least 2000 condoms using a needle.

I dont know whats wrong with me but ive been addicted to popping them because of the thrill of knowing that every time I do it, I will inevitably end up ruining someones life.

I dont know how many, but I believe I am responsible for hundreds of abortions, and multiple divorces in my small town.’

-copy and pasted from simplyconfess.com

 

[Deleted member 5258]

may he reincarnate as shrek

 

[softlysoftly]

That’s one more reason to tell foids why I don’t use them. Ty men

 

[ReverseNorwoodPill]

this forum is fucking hilarious

 

[maxmendietta]

brutal someone ask him how long hes been doing it i want to see if i was an accident cuz ion believe my parents that i was planned.

 

[Marsiere214]

i will do that too